Jill Weinberger
@jillybobww.bsky.social
TV Writer/Producer (mostly heists & fire, see IMDb). Geek, mouthy dame, cat serf. I enjoy puzzles, karaoke, marginally competent crafting, & murder TV. TERFs, racists, antisemites, homophobes, etc - this is not the feed you're looking for. (she/her, grey)
But LOOK at this lamp! I have been wanting a floor lamp with a built-in table for AGES and every time I see one up for sale it's more than I want to spend.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
But LOOK at this lamp! I have been wanting a floor lamp with a built-in table for AGES and every time I see one up for sale it's more than I want to spend.
Look at this precious goober.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Look at this precious goober.
Decided to save this moment from today's Bee just because I feel like the image could come in handy someday.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Decided to save this moment from today's Bee just because I feel like the image could come in handy someday.
Anyway they had multiple freebies today, so not only did I get the super-dope Pacman/Red Cross socks that I came for, but I also got this adorable Pacman figurine. He's got a little post-donation bandage on!
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Anyway they had multiple freebies today, so not only did I get the super-dope Pacman/Red Cross socks that I came for, but I also got this adorable Pacman figurine. He's got a little post-donation bandage on!
For my next plane flight I am going to dress like Eliza Doolittle going to Ascot Opening Day -- with hat AND parasol -- & if anyone says anything I will tell them Sean Duffy told me to do it. If they laugh I will say, "If I was doing it proper, what was you sniggering at?"
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
For my next plane flight I am going to dress like Eliza Doolittle going to Ascot Opening Day -- with hat AND parasol -- & if anyone says anything I will tell them Sean Duffy told me to do it. If they laugh I will say, "If I was doing it proper, what was you sniggering at?"
Real friends stop by for a visit and don't judge if you haven't cleaned up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Real friends stop by for a visit and don't judge if you haven't cleaned up.
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner..
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner..
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner..
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner..
Well, I was going to go out on the patio and get some fresh basil, but someone's already dining out there, so I guess I'll used the dried.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Well, I was going to go out on the patio and get some fresh basil, but someone's already dining out there, so I guess I'll used the dried.
Now they are both comfortably enjoying the lap. I will also add that Kevin, though he does not alert me about coffee, does let me know whenever there is someone at any of the doors or on the property. So he is smart and helpful as well.
They really are Very Very Good Boys.
They really are Very Very Good Boys.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Now they are both comfortably enjoying the lap. I will also add that Kevin, though he does not alert me about coffee, does let me know whenever there is someone at any of the doors or on the property. So he is smart and helpful as well.
They really are Very Very Good Boys.
They really are Very Very Good Boys.
Here is the reverse side of the bottle showing the sticker with Chinese(?) writing.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Here is the reverse side of the bottle showing the sticker with Chinese(?) writing.
So I sent a friend in France a box of American candy via USPS First Class Mail, and after it lingered in French Customs for two weeks & they charged an extra 22 euro, the package finally arrived, with an extra item I didn't send. WTF? Are they just throwing stuff from one package into another?
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So I sent a friend in France a box of American candy via USPS First Class Mail, and after it lingered in French Customs for two weeks & they charged an extra 22 euro, the package finally arrived, with an extra item I didn't send. WTF? Are they just throwing stuff from one package into another?
Sound on for good vibes.
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sound on for good vibes.
Maurice always looks like he's glowering, but that's just being a black cat and looking up. He is very sweet.
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Maurice always looks like he's glowering, but that's just being a black cat and looking up. He is very sweet.
The boys have started a new thing where they nap together on my lap facing me instead of facing away, and sometimes I look down and they're both just looking at me, but also looking kind of offended that I dared to interrupt their staring at me by looking back at them.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The boys have started a new thing where they nap together on my lap facing me instead of facing away, and sometimes I look down and they're both just looking at me, but also looking kind of offended that I dared to interrupt their staring at me by looking back at them.
Today I realized that if you've cracked making a super fast, super tasty, naan-based pizza in the air-fryer for dinner, you can also have a super tasty naan-based pizza for Sunday brunch. SO I DID.
It never photographs well, b/c I like browned cheese & that makes it look burnt. But yum.
It never photographs well, b/c I like browned cheese & that makes it look burnt. But yum.
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Today I realized that if you've cracked making a super fast, super tasty, naan-based pizza in the air-fryer for dinner, you can also have a super tasty naan-based pizza for Sunday brunch. SO I DID.
It never photographs well, b/c I like browned cheese & that makes it look burnt. But yum.
It never photographs well, b/c I like browned cheese & that makes it look burnt. But yum.
Anyway here is the hair I was behind at Hadestown. They had it loosely back in a scrunchie for the first act but then chose to let it down during intermission. Fortunately the angle of my seat made it not too much of an obstruction.
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Anyway here is the hair I was behind at Hadestown. They had it loosely back in a scrunchie for the first act but then chose to let it down during intermission. Fortunately the angle of my seat made it not too much of an obstruction.
When I got home, I tried to capture how I looked as I was walking down the street, to give you an idea of my allure in the moment. (The bag was actually further on my hip, but I wanted to capture its full glory.)
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
When I got home, I tried to capture how I looked as I was walking down the street, to give you an idea of my allure in the moment. (The bag was actually further on my hip, but I wanted to capture its full glory.)
ME: Maurice, come on, it's International Black Cat Day, do a pretty pose so I can take a picture of you to share on Bluesky.
MAURICE: What do you mean, do a pretty pose? I am already in an amazing pose.
ME: ...
MAURICE: Take the picture!!
ME: ... okay, then.
MAURICE: What do you mean, do a pretty pose? I am already in an amazing pose.
ME: ...
MAURICE: Take the picture!!
ME: ... okay, then.
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
ME: Maurice, come on, it's International Black Cat Day, do a pretty pose so I can take a picture of you to share on Bluesky.
MAURICE: What do you mean, do a pretty pose? I am already in an amazing pose.
ME: ...
MAURICE: Take the picture!!
ME: ... okay, then.
MAURICE: What do you mean, do a pretty pose? I am already in an amazing pose.
ME: ...
MAURICE: Take the picture!!
ME: ... okay, then.
I've blocked out the profile pic along with the handle but I'll give you three guesses as to what gender and race this person appeared to be. (I didn't check their profile for further identifying info.)
![A quote skeet of my "I am so deeply, profoundly tired of white men who cannot admit they were wrong about something." The comment is "Suburban white house wives put Trump over the top. If you believe Theil and Elon did t steal the election. Suburbs of Chicago in example." [sic]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l5fnjgd4iqrds6x5bwzamz6n/bafkreid7wehcvgxseezoifoesujjs6s5d2ji44hsgnxxly6m36dhgjm4uy@jpeg)
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I've blocked out the profile pic along with the handle but I'll give you three guesses as to what gender and race this person appeared to be. (I didn't check their profile for further identifying info.)
When you have definitely been sleeping like an angel in the lap all day and any reports from the human of alleged goblin behavior are LIES. (But shh please do not all caps when the cat is very deeply sleeping and has been for many many peaceful hours, zzzzz.)
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When you have definitely been sleeping like an angel in the lap all day and any reports from the human of alleged goblin behavior are LIES. (But shh please do not all caps when the cat is very deeply sleeping and has been for many many peaceful hours, zzzzz.)
"Oh, hello, madam! Thanks ever so much for the seed. Really top-notch black oil sunflower. I say, have you considered cleaning your window?"
October 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Oh, hello, madam! Thanks ever so much for the seed. Really top-notch black oil sunflower. I say, have you considered cleaning your window?"
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I am somewhat confused because this seems uncharacteristically positive towards protestors for the NYPD, but I'll take it.
And fortunately for anyone who likes consistency in disappointment from law enforcement, we still have the LAPD.
And fortunately for anyone who likes consistency in disappointment from law enforcement, we still have the LAPD.
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I am somewhat confused because this seems uncharacteristically positive towards protestors for the NYPD, but I'll take it.
And fortunately for anyone who likes consistency in disappointment from law enforcement, we still have the LAPD.
And fortunately for anyone who likes consistency in disappointment from law enforcement, we still have the LAPD.