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Jillybean
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Nebraska expat living in Southern Missouri.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! But especially to any fellow theatre people 😂
A group of people sitting at a Thanksgiving feast, someone yells from the kitchen “Turkey will be ready in five minutes!” And one of the people seated says “Thank you five!” And the rest of the people don’t understand why they said that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Okay, I’ve never had this happen while singing along to Pirates of Penzance. 😂 I think I’m insulted?
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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In other news: Frederic’s out of his indentures

This is what I sing along to as I deck the halls, trying to get Christmas decorations up this weekend since we’re hosting thanksgiving
Kevin Kline, sword in hand, on his pirate ship, being magnificent as The Pirate King in the movie version of The Pirates of Penzance
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
A thin older woman with round glasses sitting in a doorway wearing bright mismatched clothing and smoking a cigar. She’s phenomenal.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Me (55 yr old with dyed red hair) at work wearing my Nebraska Volleyball shirt
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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You guys want to see the cutest pic ever?
It’s my mom and her brother
Old black and white photo from the 40s of a little girl and boy, the girl has on a white collared polka dot dress with her hands ladylike in her lap, her short curly hair has a bow on top, the boy in short sleeves and overalls with perfectly parted hair, they are both looking to the right in complete unison.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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We’re pretty far south, but we could see it!
Pink northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Wait, no, more like these?
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Like these? (Sorry to keep asking, I’m the dark with these)
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Can you decipher these?
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Going to enjoy the light while I can on my early morning runs. Thank you, standard time.
Beginning of the sunrise over a field with trees, a light orange at the horizon fading into light to darker blue with some streaked clouds in faint pink
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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First pic is a UNO card that says “cast it into the fire DESTROY IT or draw 25” and the next pic is a dude labeled Isildur with way over 25 uno cards in his hand
November 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Our local Fox station is blocking the World Series with their scroll.
Dude. We do NOT need national headlines. We’re watching sports to get away from that shit.
Pic of my tv showing the World Series game, and our local station headline news scroll is blocking most of the scoreboard in the down right corner
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Throw back to last year when my husband went as Uncle Rico for Halloween (with his co-workers, who filled out the rest of the Napoleon Dynamite cast)
My husband, dressed as Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, jeans, jean vest, brown t-shirt, old time watch, wig, fake mustache, and football. The original Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, holding the football
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Glad to find out it’s true - got my Covid vaccine with my flu vaccine at Walgreens, even though I’m under 65 with no health issues. Didn’t need a prescription or note from the doc. They didn’t ask.
Me, sitting in my car, showing my arm with two Walgreens bandaids from my flu and Covid shots
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness 😊
Tim Bagley and Jeff Hiller from the HBO show “Somebody Somewhere”, they are in a kitchen laughing
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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May favorite sign so far in Spfd, MO:
Sign at the No Kings rally that says “does this ass make my country look small” with an orange at the bottom with an angry face and Trump’s hair
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Today at the Springfield, MO No Kings rally.
Three pictures. Up left picture is a truck driving with a “Trump 2028” flag flying. Up right picture is a white SUV with a “Fuck Trump” flag flying. Bottom picture is the white suv driving behind the truck with both flags flying.
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Women don’t like the vehicle
Idiot man sitting on his blue truck’s hitch so the hanging balls on the hitch look like they could be his balls (to make up for his tiny dick, probably)
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Love the new court. Classy
New Nebraska volleyball court, red framed with light wood color court, with a darker wood image of the state of Nebraska in the middle, and a big red “N” in the middle of that. Game going on between Nebraska and Washington, Nebraska leading 6-3
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Holy crap. Hadn’t opened this in a long time. Since I had re-read The Long Walk, decided to re-read this one, too. Did NOT remember that it takes place in 2025. It was first published in 1982.
Title page to Stephen King’s “The Running Man”, that was originally published under the name Richard Bachman. The tag line is “in the year 2025, the best men don’t run for President. They run for their lives…”
October 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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So happy with my little monster. Who has now become part of Halloween

#alienearth #eyeball
The eyeball tentacle alien from the show Alien: Earth A cute crochet of the eyeball alien from Alien: Earth by @quietnovastudios Crochet of the eyeball tentacle alien from Alien: Earth made by @quietnovastudios hanging out on a decorative cloth pumpkin
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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It’s been 5 days since I put this on the fridge with the other magnets (most from places we’ve visited), waiting to see if hubby ever notices it 🙂
Magnet on the refrigerator that is a pic of Samuel L. Jackson in the driver’s seat of a car with the window rolled down, he’s looking at you and it says “Get in motherfucker. We’re going motherfuckering.”
September 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Morning walk
Sunrise - trees silhouetted in the low orange light, the sky above a light blue fading to darker higher up
September 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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What the hell is on NBC right now? This is not Wheel of Fortune. Anyone else in a Sinclair area?
Who is this? Some evangelical. I can’t tell them apart
September 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM