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ICE totaled this car, abducted a woman, and then left it in the middle of Snelling Avenue, one of the busiest streets in the Twin Cities.
This isn’t law and order, this state sanctioned terrorism. It’s fucking disgusting.
This isn’t law and order, this state sanctioned terrorism. It’s fucking disgusting.
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
ICE totaled this car, abducted a woman, and then left it in the middle of Snelling Avenue, one of the busiest streets in the Twin Cities.
This isn’t law and order, this state sanctioned terrorism. It’s fucking disgusting.
This isn’t law and order, this state sanctioned terrorism. It’s fucking disgusting.
it’s excited time! it’s that time of night that i get excited instead of falling asleep
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 AM
it’s excited time! it’s that time of night that i get excited instead of falling asleep
there are twitters everywhere for those with thumbs to tweet
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
there are twitters everywhere for those with thumbs to tweet
they’re all tweets to me!
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
they’re all tweets to me!
in my old age, i’ve begun to understand why one would want to dry their hair while in the bath. if the warning wasn’t there i’d do it!
January 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
in my old age, i’ve begun to understand why one would want to dry their hair while in the bath. if the warning wasn’t there i’d do it!
search engines are useless. i’ve been unironically searching for more info about the body cavity outside the ovaries where sperm goes to die, colloquially known as the “sperm graveyard,” and no results are found?? yet there are posts and videos about it that i have seen with my eyes??
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 AM
search engines are useless. i’ve been unironically searching for more info about the body cavity outside the ovaries where sperm goes to die, colloquially known as the “sperm graveyard,” and no results are found?? yet there are posts and videos about it that i have seen with my eyes??
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Anonymous Coward Accuses Others of "Weakness"
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Anonymous Coward Accuses Others of "Weakness"
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
matthew 7:15 foretold of the ponzi scheme: “beware of the false profits…”
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
matthew 7:15 foretold of the ponzi scheme: “beware of the false profits…”
a couple years ago, i said to my husband, “the existence of frosted mini wheats implies the existence of unfrosted maxi wheats.” and that’s when he told well yeah actually
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
a couple years ago, i said to my husband, “the existence of frosted mini wheats implies the existence of unfrosted maxi wheats.” and that’s when he told well yeah actually
hot take, but by the time you get a bachelors degree, you should be able to spell basic words and care about correct spelling
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
hot take, but by the time you get a bachelors degree, you should be able to spell basic words and care about correct spelling
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
6-7… haha yeah like the meme lol. but seriously , is the anything we can do for my moderate to severe pain, doctor?
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
6-7… haha yeah like the meme lol. but seriously , is the anything we can do for my moderate to severe pain, doctor?
does anyone have the number for cia’s torture department? i have a new method for them after last night’s sleep.. or lack thereof
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
does anyone have the number for cia’s torture department? i have a new method for them after last night’s sleep.. or lack thereof
a standup comedy tour is just somebody repeating the same jokes in every town they visit
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
a standup comedy tour is just somebody repeating the same jokes in every town they visit
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Exxon Valdez nuts
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Exxon Valdez nuts
i thought luigi mangione was going on tour
December 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i thought luigi mangione was going on tour
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MELIA is spending her second Christmas at the shelter. Lets end 2025 with a bang! By finding her a forever adult only home with no dogs. Cats are ok. Shes an amazing, smart, beautiful dog. Please adopt her
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
MELIA is spending her second Christmas at the shelter. Lets end 2025 with a bang! By finding her a forever adult only home with no dogs. Cats are ok. Shes an amazing, smart, beautiful dog. Please adopt her
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
new coochie ball dropping just in time for the new years countdown. by that i mean, i have another bartholins gland cyst, and it’s abscessed and i hope to get it drained next week
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
new coochie ball dropping just in time for the new years countdown. by that i mean, i have another bartholins gland cyst, and it’s abscessed and i hope to get it drained next week
natural clean coal™, powering your home this christmas so you can listen to more nat king cole
December 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
natural clean coal™, powering your home this christmas so you can listen to more nat king cole
snap chat flappy bird
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
snap chat flappy bird
at a certain age, women have to fave each others thirst traps because most men can’t
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
at a certain age, women have to fave each others thirst traps because most men can’t
bro have you heard arctic monkeys’ mardy bum?? “i’ve seen your frown and it’s like looking down the barrel of a gun”??? mans has bars
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
bro have you heard arctic monkeys’ mardy bum?? “i’ve seen your frown and it’s like looking down the barrel of a gun”??? mans has bars
i’m cooking home-processed food, if anyone wants to come over
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i’m cooking home-processed food, if anyone wants to come over
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I may not always be the bigger person, but I will always be the bigger buffoon
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I may not always be the bigger person, but I will always be the bigger buffoon