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jico suave
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han | he/they | the artist still presently known as jico (PN) | no terves, no swerves, no AI

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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · Nov 25
about me
a picture of page 160 of volume 1 of the manga Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei, depicting a blog from the author. There is a small icon of a haggard looking man eating a Mickey Mouse cookie. The blog reads: I was a gentle child; the kind who’d eat animal crackers from their tails. I even ate taiyaki, hato sable, and mushrooms from their tail. One day, my dad returned from a business trip to Aomori and brought me back some badly-shaped animal cookies; I couldn’t tell which side was the head and which was the tail. Since I didn’t know where to start I ate ‘em from their bellies. That night, I cried. I cried because I felt I did something cruel. I was a kid that loved bending the tabs on those petit pudding cups. Now, I’ve grown into a mean adult who eats Mickey cookies by their ears.
jico.bsky.social
this is so wild youtu.be/Qnn3duhOaEA
Go the Route
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January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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reecee.bsky.social
HOLY SHIT, WE WON
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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i do hate to say it cuz i know it was based on a real case but. “the shrink next door” is sincerely peak toxic yaoi to me
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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the word “Everything”. A red arrow connects it to a head, thinking “I might be going legitimately insane. in like a scientifically quantifiable way.” The head produces a speech bubble, saying “been thinkin I might play ni no kuni ii again”
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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rsbenedict.bsky.social
Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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theinfinitedadness.bsky.social
Dudes Rock
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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turned out good but - can I say? any brothy soup made with kale and a gelatin-sturdy stock comes out of the fridge looking like “i just made some BULLLLSHIT”
jico.bsky.social jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 4d
awakening from my polar vortex hibernation state to make some cannellini bean soup and focaccia
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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just found out wil wheaton and joss whedon are two different guys
January 27, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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imrankhan.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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if there was a store that only sold custom lids for specific / strangely shaped jars I would probably be their number one customer. i dont care if its a Vessel For Fancy Yogurt, it’s made of glass and I’m keepin it
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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jordizzle.bsky.social
They're playing us for fools...
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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awakening from my polar vortex hibernation state to make some cannellini bean soup and focaccia
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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this is an angel number to a guy like me
8:01
January 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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antlervel.vet
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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stream concept: me sitting at my desk and reading a book aloud

my qualifications: vast trove of inherited airplane fiction from the 90s-early 2000s, 1st place in oral reading at state in 5th grade
January 22, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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I get why everyone’s taking up for big razor re:“shave your dirtstache, it looks bad,” but it fails to consider that I am aware how bad it looks. I just got depression
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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leftcoastreads.bsky.social
I know a few of these
Zoomed in text that says "bottom, full of Marxist literature"
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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merovingians.bsky.social
completely unironically, this is how we'll know
joeyjojo-shabadoo.bsky.social JoeyJoJoShabadoo @joeyjojo-shabadoo.bsky.social · 9d
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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thinking about Her
jico.bsky.social jico suave @jico.bsky.social · Jan 24
decided to look up a business that closed a while back because they made my White Whale sandwich and I love to cause myself pain and found that I am not alone
a screencap of a Facebook page, where a business has posted an image of a sandwich (grilled french bread, cabbage, general tso’s chicken, kewpie mayo) and a comment that reads “I had the best sandwich I ever had and then a month later the restaurant had vanished.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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kawotter.bsky.social
November 8, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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finally watching Pluribus and - momentarily setting aside how perfect it is - i am INSANELY covetous of carol’s white board cabinet
January 19, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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catching up on the bob the builder mambo no. 5 lore
A screenshot from the Wikipedia entry for Mambo No. 5, subcategory “Bob the Builder version”: Chart performance On 9 September 2001, the song debuted at number one on the UK singles chart,[105] becoming Bob the Builder's second number-one single on the listing after "Can We Fix It?".[105] In doing so, Bob became the first novelty act to top the UK chart with more than one single.[106] Following the 11 September attacks, the song was removed from the BBC Radio 2 playlist due to its lyrics about building construction, with the station's executive music producer Colin Martin describing the song as being "too frivolous in light of the news that was breaking".[107][108]
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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i gotta start planning my outfits better. tonight my wife has gone with a beautiful Edwardian Vampire Doll vibe whereas I am layering an aloha shirt over a Uniqlo gundam shirt, tucked into my belted trousers. the vibe is Ace Ventura, VHS Fansub Enthusiast
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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suika.bsky.social
Reading the Communist Manifesto the way Marx and Engels intended
On the screen of a Nintendo 3DS: Manifesto of the Communist Party Preamble A spectre is haunting Europe -the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries? Two things result from this fact: I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power. II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM