Joachim Heijndermans
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Joachim Heijndermans
@jheijndermans.bsky.social
Writer, artist, filmmaker, designer, comic book letterer, SFWA member and collector of toys. He/him. https://linktr.ee/jheijndermans.
http://www.joachimheijndermans.com
Eep, had that today. Sorry to hear!
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh snap, I forgot that parrot I painted!
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Love that little tit!!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm not American, but I had some publications this year, including my short comedic horror story "Nocturna à l’Orange Sanguine in Five Easy Steps" published in the 'Behind the Revolving Door anthology' by Ann Stolinsky and Ruth Littner.
The whole anthology is great!

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FTCKB4T...
Behind the Revolving Door, an Anthology of Choices, Volume I eBook : Stolinsky, Ann, Littner, Ruth, Heijndermans, Joachim, Maberry, Jonathan, Heenon, Charley, Reilly, Don, Hoskin, Rik, Goder, Beth, Ba...
Behind the Revolving Door, an Anthology of Choices, Volume I eBook : Stolinsky, Ann, Littner, Ruth, Heijndermans, Joachim, Maberry, Jonathan, Heenon, Charley, Reilly, Don, Hoskin, Rik, Goder, Beth, Ba...
www.amazon.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That looks like one of those 'the actor fell on hard times and needed the money' tapes.

Bugs, there are options. You can get help. Foghorn told us what you used the money he lent you for.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Im already writing for it. Had a concept in my notebook thats perf for it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My parents went to see it back when they were dating on the poster alone, curious what it could be about.

The first line being 'MOZART' explained it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I have something like this physically, where I practice my ink brush strokes. It's an art piece in its own way.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I don't mind people having ideas or even sharing them. But I'm very busy, and I have no time to be volunteered for projects, especially things I've already tried and failed at.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Relative: "But it could make a lot of money!"

Me: *grabs a pillow*
a woman in a wheelchair is walking down a hospital hallway with a man
Alt: man walks into the hallway of a retirement community, grabbing a pillow and squeezing it with clear nefarious intent, no matter what he might argue later on.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I got quite a laugh when in tales of Symphonia, with the massive doom sky all purple as the end of all was upon the world, I instead ran off to fight some dude in a dungeon I'd forgotten.

The apocalypse can wait. Gotta get that black sword bling.
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM