J-Guy: Purple Woman Dispensor
@jguy93.bsky.social
Game Dev / DM / Writer / Artist with ambitions above his ability;
I'm not gonna bother with an NSFW alt, I'll tag stuff accordingly but you have been warned.
I'm not gonna bother with an NSFW alt, I'll tag stuff accordingly but you have been warned.
It looks like you guys are getting DDoSed, I am so glad I didn't try to go into Palace of the Dead like I said I would
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It looks like you guys are getting DDoSed, I am so glad I didn't try to go into Palace of the Dead like I said I would
I'll get back to this tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'll get back to this tomorrow.
Larboard
there is almost no feedback I will reflexively ignore as a game developer but “you shouldn’t name something X because people don’t know that word” is one of them. oh no! You might learn a new word! God forbid you take away a piece of knowledge from a game that’s not a brand of gun or some shit lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Larboard
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There's a right answer, but there are no wrong answers
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
There's a right answer, but there are no wrong answers
These PotD files take two days to set up, just to get back to my prog point, not even to failto new stuff. Just straight dying to bad luck. Even if it was an avoidable mistake, that's gonna take 9ish hours. I hate this.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
These PotD files take two days to set up, just to get back to my prog point, not even to failto new stuff. Just straight dying to bad luck. Even if it was an avoidable mistake, that's gonna take 9ish hours. I hate this.
Unlucky Floor 169. . .
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Unlucky Floor 169. . .
There's a right answer, but there are no wrong answers
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
There's a right answer, but there are no wrong answers
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happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
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for those who are wondering, HIPAA is not "you can't ask me for my information" it's "you can't disclose information I give you to others without me explicitly saying it's okay to"
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
for those who are wondering, HIPAA is not "you can't ask me for my information" it's "you can't disclose information I give you to others without me explicitly saying it's okay to"
Look who I found!
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Look who I found!
The thing about shipping NPC's with Noire is that the version of that NPC that exists inside of my own head is so different than what CBU3 wrote, that other people shipping with that NPC reads to me like a different character. I can empathize with possessive feelings. I just don't have that issue.
#wolqotd How do you feel about other people shipping things with your wolship/OCship of choice? Do you ignore it? Adore it? (Take anything you can get because your character is so minor they barely get anything at all so any content is a blessing?)
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The thing about shipping NPC's with Noire is that the version of that NPC that exists inside of my own head is so different than what CBU3 wrote, that other people shipping with that NPC reads to me like a different character. I can empathize with possessive feelings. I just don't have that issue.
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Walk with me for this one: "Roulette Bans"
Imagine, if you will, that when you went to do a roulette, you could select three duties that would not appear. Alliance Roulette? ban the Crystal Tower Raids. Leveling Roulette? Ban Ifrit, Aurum Vale, and the Darkhold. Something like that.
Imagine, if you will, that when you went to do a roulette, you could select three duties that would not appear. Alliance Roulette? ban the Crystal Tower Raids. Leveling Roulette? Ban Ifrit, Aurum Vale, and the Darkhold. Something like that.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Walk with me for this one: "Roulette Bans"
Imagine, if you will, that when you went to do a roulette, you could select three duties that would not appear. Alliance Roulette? ban the Crystal Tower Raids. Leveling Roulette? Ban Ifrit, Aurum Vale, and the Darkhold. Something like that.
Imagine, if you will, that when you went to do a roulette, you could select three duties that would not appear. Alliance Roulette? ban the Crystal Tower Raids. Leveling Roulette? Ban Ifrit, Aurum Vale, and the Darkhold. Something like that.
-Stormblood
-Shadowbringers
-Endwalker
-Dawntrail
-Heavensward
-Realm Reborn
-Shadowbringers
-Endwalker
-Dawntrail
-Heavensward
-Realm Reborn
#wolqotd for the player: From your favorite to your least favorite, how would you rank the expansions? (ARR included.)
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
-Stormblood
-Shadowbringers
-Endwalker
-Dawntrail
-Heavensward
-Realm Reborn
-Shadowbringers
-Endwalker
-Dawntrail
-Heavensward
-Realm Reborn
Beleagured sigh
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Beleagured sigh
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
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this ya know?
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
this ya know?
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October 20, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Noire will be the "Hero of Gelmorra" until I get MY TITLE (200 Floors is so goddamn much. . .)
To her, Gelmorra represents the idea of a dead home. a place that will always accept you but that has ceased to exist. That said, Noire has no trouble bringing back dead things.
To her, Gelmorra represents the idea of a dead home. a place that will always accept you but that has ceased to exist. That said, Noire has no trouble bringing back dead things.
okay so i have a sorta #wolqotd
what in-game title do you use and why? is it canon or not? does it say more about you as the player or your character?
what in-game title do you use and why? is it canon or not? does it say more about you as the player or your character?
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Noire will be the "Hero of Gelmorra" until I get MY TITLE (200 Floors is so goddamn much. . .)
To her, Gelmorra represents the idea of a dead home. a place that will always accept you but that has ceased to exist. That said, Noire has no trouble bringing back dead things.
To her, Gelmorra represents the idea of a dead home. a place that will always accept you but that has ceased to exist. That said, Noire has no trouble bringing back dead things.
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Noire's "dishonorable discharge" from the Order of the Twin Adder included a botched hostage exchange. She was the hostage and her cohort left her at the mercy of a Garlean Platoon.
It was either turn her back on her homeland or die on the spot. A piece of her sense of pride died that day.
It was either turn her back on her homeland or die on the spot. A piece of her sense of pride died that day.
#wolqotd
i don't usually do these, but i want to do a little thought exercise.
what the most pathetic thing your oc has ever done? or, what happened to them to make them feel absolutely pitiful? just the absolute scum fuck lowest they've ever felt, and how that coalesced.
get to the guts of it.
i don't usually do these, but i want to do a little thought exercise.
what the most pathetic thing your oc has ever done? or, what happened to them to make them feel absolutely pitiful? just the absolute scum fuck lowest they've ever felt, and how that coalesced.
get to the guts of it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Noire's "dishonorable discharge" from the Order of the Twin Adder included a botched hostage exchange. She was the hostage and her cohort left her at the mercy of a Garlean Platoon.
It was either turn her back on her homeland or die on the spot. A piece of her sense of pride died that day.
It was either turn her back on her homeland or die on the spot. A piece of her sense of pride died that day.
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