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Dummymandering
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is the future liberals want
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In fairness, he had been working out himself when we saw him so he was also sweaty, but it was super cool of him to gingerly pull my shirt taut enough to (carefully) sign it by my shoulder blade. I feel bad about it recalling that moment now. Sorry, Mike! Thanks for being a Dude.
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Go to the light, sir.
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
BlackRock isn’t illegal, but what they’re doing should be.
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pete Hegseth is stupid enough to not register how stupid this is, but for those other lackeys in their navy suits and red ties, nodding along like it makes any sense has to be causing massive psychic damage. At least I hope so.
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by monkey rodeo enthusiast
now that the Department of War has replaced the Department of Woke, we have our warfighters’ backs when they do war crimes without my personal knowledge or approval. We will never betray this admiral, who was acting alone
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Pet Hegseth Is Doing Extrajudicial Killing The Right Way
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Who is the teacher’s pet now, Paul?
a man in a suit and pink shirt sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a suit and pink shirt sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Beautiful.
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hang on to this. Might be enjoyably relevant a couple years from now.
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He’s going to get himself and the crew of that helicopter killed from the backblast
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A tele-rally? Our big sweaty president has lost his fastball.
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
But ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶s̶ his autopen!
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Makin’ lots of content like a little teenaged girl…

youtu.be/YR7H71eSL6Q?...
South Park - Pete Hegseth is a Douche
YouTube video by GuyWhoLikesSP
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December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
And only one of them has the money to buy a shit ton of worthless crypto coins.
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One thing about shitbirds, they’re not super great at critical thinking or gaming things out.
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
and he’ll probably get voted out as a result. credit where it’s due and all that. respect

fuck maga
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM