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J. Gray Dingler
@jgraydingler.bsky.social
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Never get too comfortable on any one social media platform. None of them are trustworthy and none of them are obligated to remain functional.
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I think I was pretty lucky personally but this old skeet is a good excuse for me to post this screenshot I've been sitting on for years:
A tweet from @DereckLMGIlbert: "Can't spell #massshooting without "ass shooting" There's also a photo of several folded dollar bills arranged so the letters at the top spell: "SEND NUDES" One person apparently liked this tweet.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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A tweet from @grosdoraine: This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"I don't agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it," a white guy casually says to Adolf Hitler. https://thenib.com/centrist-history/
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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A tweet from @drewjanda: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters."
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Is it indeed the same shitstain.
A tweet from @NickJFuentes dated Nov. 5, 2024, the day Trump won reelection as President. "Your body, my choice. Forever."
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I WILL explain how Avatar makes so much money:

None of these films have big competition when they come out, lots of people go see movies at Christmas, when everyone in a group has to agree on something they often settle on something bland but non-objectionable.

It's like getting Subway for lunch.
Text exchange between me a friend: J. Gray Dingler: You excited for the new Avatar movie? Friend: The blue people Avatar or the four elements Avatar? I've not heard of a movie per say :v recently anyway J. Gray Dingler: LOL
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"DOOMED SCROOGE! YOU'RE DOOMED FOR ALL TIME!"
The Muppet Christmas Carol version of Jacob (and Robert) Marley visiting Ebenezer Scrooge, in which the Marley Bros are floating spirits wielding chains, one of which has wrapped around Scrooge's neck, pulling him closer to the ghosts.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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A drawing of a chef doing a literal chef's kiss motion with his hand. "That's-a Ratio"
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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"I don't agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it." a white guy casually says to Adolf Hitler. From: Famous Moments in History, Reimagined By Centrists by Kasia Babis https://thenib.com/centrist-history/
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Guys, you gotta understand how politics work: We wait our turn and behave, and then the guy featured on the multi-millionaire's website will respect our patience and agree to support things we want, provided they're not in anyway contrary to what the multi-millionaire wants.

We work TOGETHER!
A screenshot from www.strongfloornoceiling.us/. It's scrolled down to the "Media Mentions" section where it has an embedded YouTube video for Hakeem Jeffries appearing on CNBC. There's also a graphic above the video that reads "Hakeem Jeffries Democratic Leader" and a note under the video that says: "Leader Jeffries mentions Strong Floor, No Ceiling at the 3:20 minute mark"
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Same energy.
John Kramer, aka Jigsaw lying in a hospital bed with his eyes closed.
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Looking it up, OF COURSE this is a NY Times article:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...

Forgive me for killing the embed feature auto-linking the article but I want to use that space for this...
The Sickos meme, but with a cow wearing a shirt that says "Sickows" pressed up against a window saying: "Moo... Ha Ha Ha... Moo!"
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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They've basically said that too...
High Hamburger Prices? White House Blames Biden and Migrants. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said migrants were bringing sick cows across the border, snarling beef supply chains.
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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This one feels evergreen.
A tweet from @dril: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Goose Chasing Guy meme. "surprising to whom?" asks the goose. "surprising to whom, motherfucker!?" yells the goose as it chases the guy.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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"Masterful Gambit, Sir" The scene from Spaceballs were Lonestar faces off against Lord Helmet. Lonestar is covering his crotch while Lord Helmet's is exploding from a laser blast that just hit it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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A tweet from @dril: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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"Real artists respect and uplift eachother."

Me when I see people hating JJ Abrams after The Rise of Skywalker flopped:
The Sickos meme of a creepy guy in a shirt labeled "Sickos" is looking in through a window saying: "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... Yes!"
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Surprsingly Pikachuly Meme
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The Sickos meme but instead of a guy, it's a big VHS tape leaning against a window saying: "Yes... ha ha ha... Yes!"
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I'm on it!
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Kermit the Frog with his hand on a window covered in raindrops, looking outside wistfully: "Frogs Are People Too".
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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So basically the bottom half of this image. America has advertised itself as "The Land of the Free" since slave times. Its stated principles and its actions have been in conflict for as long as I've been alive. Stating you don't discriminate doesn't mean much when you DO in fact discriminate.
A two panel image: Republicans: A warplane dropping bombs. Democrats: A warplane dropping bombs but with a pride rainbow, "Yes She Can", and "Black Lives Matter" painted on it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Yeah, as long as you remember to turn it off...
Search settings for "AI Features" for DuckDuckGo. There's options for Duck.ai, Search Assist, Hide AI-Generated Images. They're all set to off/never in the screenshot.
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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A black and white comic panel featuring Judy from Zooptopia looking at Nick with utter shock and disbelief. Nick looks disgusted but weary and has two talk balloons: "Yes I do know." "It seems like you could even kill our baby for your career." If you want more context, look up "Zootopia I Will Survive". Just don't complain to me afterwards. =P
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM