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jfoy.bsky.social
@jfoy.bsky.social
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Also @[email protected]. He/him, cishet xennial nerd in urban Cascadia. Gradatim.
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O-- oh. Huh.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:

It was only after leaving "Sesame Street" that H.R. Giger's creative vision for the Xenomorph began to truly emerge.
The Xenomorph from the Alien franchise, with Cookie Monster googly eyes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal: a small furry sphere with a wide-opening jaw and rows of teeth at the front and back of its mouth.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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A sign in the Mamdani campaign style reading "That's almost-but-not-quite-the-Jeopardy!-font for $400, Ken"
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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What a gorgeous autumn day for a #seattle #votingselfie
Autumn colors in trees at late afternoon Dropping a ballot into an outdoor collection box. Fallen leaves across a walkway against a backdrop of autumn leaves at late afternoon
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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NOPE. Who sends a campaign text like this on the day SNAP is cut off?
An SMS on behalf of Seattle mayor Bruce Harrell's reelection campaign touting his record of clearing unhoused emergency camps from city parks, and slamming his opponent Katie Wilson for not pledging to do the same. The recipient has replied STOP.
November 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Thank you for the prompt to donate!
A donation receipt for $31.70 a month to Northwest Harvest.
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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"That would be... SENSELESS." static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/image...
Bugsy Them, a puppet bulldog mobster dressed in a 1940s striped suit and fedora.
October 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Does anyone in the Seattle area know of space for fostering two foundling kittens? From a co-worker.
Two fuzzy black kittens.
September 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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A sticker reading "tell your cat I said pspsps" in a typewriter-like font on the rear window of a car
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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#vote #kcelections #seattle
A ballot being dropped into a blue and white outdoor ballot box. In the background, trees are in full summer leaf.
August 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Cat tax.
Two cats curled up together in a heart shape at the top of a cat tree. The left is a brown tabby, the right is black.
July 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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An LCD computer monitor with a shattered corner. The damage looks suspiciously like cat bites. An LCD monitor with a ruined display.
July 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Ryan Gosling drives by the house of a graphic designer, who stands at the window gloating and slowly enunciates PAPYRUS.
July 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Guess I'm bringing these to Norwescon after all
A black ribbon with magenta text reading MAGNETO WAS RIGHT and an outline of Magneto's iconic helmet.
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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classically-lit-memes4u: RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
March 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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You have an Appointment with the Wicker Man. #summerisle
Christopher Lee as wild-haired Lord Summerisle with his hands stretched skyward, next to the unlit pyre of the Wicker Man.
December 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Season's greetings!
An inkpress print of a black, furry, goat-like figure carrying a pitchfork. From the basket carried on its back a crying child is emerging, and limbs suggest it holds more. The caption reads GRUSS vom KRAMPUS, "Greetings from Krampus!"
December 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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I will never not hear
The Muppet Sam the Eagle saying "You are all weirdos."
December 16, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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(not my original)
A still of Rudolph from the Rankin-Bass animation with the text: deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
December 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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#proofofcat
Two cats, brown tabby on the left and black on the right, peek out of parallel paper grocery bags on their sides.
December 1, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Mozart in the film Amadeus, playing a keyboard Instrument upside-down as a party trick.
November 11, 2024 at 8:40 AM
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Vote.
The author deposits a sealed ballot envelope into an outdoor drop box. Autumn leaves are scattered on the ground below.
October 19, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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The Sphinx Gate from The NeverEnding Story: a pair of golden sphinxes guarding a narrow pass, who peer into the hearts of travelers and annihilate the unworthy
September 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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This one's common around Seattle.
A yellow pedestrian crossing sign with the text STOP FOR ME, IT'S THE LAW. The pedestrian figure has a wrench-like hand drawn in, and the text altered to read STOP FOR ME, IT'S THE CLAW!
August 28, 2024 at 4:53 PM