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Jet the Hawk
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𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣.

Sonic RP / MVRP

Adult Mun / NO LEWD

(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
And then there's the one that's mostly untouched other than the...uh...

Questionable sticker on the rear bumper.

You do NOT want to know how much time I spent googling "ahegao face" and studying the uh...distinct styles of images like these just to make this.

Somehow Wave still hasn't found it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"Jet, have you ever considered that maybe you have a problem?"

No.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"No seriously, Jet, how many of these cars have you stolen and modified to the point of unrecognizability?"

Yes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"But Jet, surely there must be other cars worth plastering your face all over and making literally your brand?"

Shush funny triangle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Jet, maybe you should steal other cars than just late 90s Mazdas?"

No.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"The missile is actually a six-frame GIF of Pac-Man with human arms and legs running after you."
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
"Of course. It has to be the missile saying this, right?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM