Jet the Hawk
@jetthehawk.bsky.social
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣.
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
(( Casually whistling as I think about an old Discord RP audition from years back where I had to picture how Jet would handle a world where Sonic supposedly died. ))
(( No relation to anything cough cough. ))
(( No relation to anything cough cough. ))
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
(( Casually whistling as I think about an old Discord RP audition from years back where I had to picture how Jet would handle a world where Sonic supposedly died. ))
(( No relation to anything cough cough. ))
(( No relation to anything cough cough. ))
And then there's the one that's mostly untouched other than the...uh...
Questionable sticker on the rear bumper.
You do NOT want to know how much time I spent googling "ahegao face" and studying the uh...distinct styles of images like these just to make this.
Somehow Wave still hasn't found it.
Questionable sticker on the rear bumper.
You do NOT want to know how much time I spent googling "ahegao face" and studying the uh...distinct styles of images like these just to make this.
Somehow Wave still hasn't found it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
And then there's the one that's mostly untouched other than the...uh...
Questionable sticker on the rear bumper.
You do NOT want to know how much time I spent googling "ahegao face" and studying the uh...distinct styles of images like these just to make this.
Somehow Wave still hasn't found it.
Questionable sticker on the rear bumper.
You do NOT want to know how much time I spent googling "ahegao face" and studying the uh...distinct styles of images like these just to make this.
Somehow Wave still hasn't found it.
"Jet, have you ever considered that maybe you have a problem?"
No.
No.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"Jet, have you ever considered that maybe you have a problem?"
No.
No.
"No seriously, Jet, how many of these cars have you stolen and modified to the point of unrecognizability?"
Yes.
Yes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"No seriously, Jet, how many of these cars have you stolen and modified to the point of unrecognizability?"
Yes.
Yes.
"But Jet, surely there must be other cars worth plastering your face all over and making literally your brand?"
Shush funny triangle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Shush funny triangle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"But Jet, surely there must be other cars worth plastering your face all over and making literally your brand?"
Shush funny triangle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Shush funny triangle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"Jet, maybe you should steal other cars than just late 90s Mazdas?"
No.
No.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"Jet, maybe you should steal other cars than just late 90s Mazdas?"
No.
No.
You might be asking me, "Jet, this is the fifth or sixth FD you've shown us with your fave vinyled all over it. How many Mazda RX7s do you own?"
And technically the answer is zero because I stole them all but the other answer is "yes"
I have a lot.
And technically the answer is zero because I stole them all but the other answer is "yes"
I have a lot.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You might be asking me, "Jet, this is the fifth or sixth FD you've shown us with your fave vinyled all over it. How many Mazda RX7s do you own?"
And technically the answer is zero because I stole them all but the other answer is "yes"
I have a lot.
And technically the answer is zero because I stole them all but the other answer is "yes"
I have a lot.
(( Jet just saved my grand prix I wouldda tied with Shadow if he didn't knock him back a spot. ))
(( If nobody got my back then Jet the Goddamn Hawk has my back. ))
(( If nobody got my back then Jet the Goddamn Hawk has my back. ))
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
(( Jet just saved my grand prix I wouldda tied with Shadow if he didn't knock him back a spot. ))
(( If nobody got my back then Jet the Goddamn Hawk has my back. ))
(( If nobody got my back then Jet the Goddamn Hawk has my back. ))
Sonic I am too tired for your unique brand of stupid.
Do you want to ACTUALLY race or are you just going to make up fuckin' Bunko rules on the spot like a preschooler?
Do you want to ACTUALLY race or are you just going to make up fuckin' Bunko rules on the spot like a preschooler?
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sonic I am too tired for your unique brand of stupid.
Do you want to ACTUALLY race or are you just going to make up fuckin' Bunko rules on the spot like a preschooler?
Do you want to ACTUALLY race or are you just going to make up fuckin' Bunko rules on the spot like a preschooler?
(( Please stop me ))
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
(( Please stop me ))
(( God I love being equal parts fucking STUPID but also good at racing games. ))
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
(( God I love being equal parts fucking STUPID but also good at racing games. ))
But no seriously this cover art is just fuckin' oozing with style.
Also I love how the reflection of the Nissan R34 is actually an NC1 NSX like damn every detail about this is sick.
Also I love how the reflection of the Nissan R34 is actually an NC1 NSX like damn every detail about this is sick.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But no seriously this cover art is just fuckin' oozing with style.
Also I love how the reflection of the Nissan R34 is actually an NC1 NSX like damn every detail about this is sick.
Also I love how the reflection of the Nissan R34 is actually an NC1 NSX like damn every detail about this is sick.
Suck my feathery cock.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Suck my feathery cock.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
(( Actually haha no I'm not because WEEK 42 BAYBEE WE'RE BACK AT IT ALL OVER AGAIN ))
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
(( Actually haha no I'm not because WEEK 42 BAYBEE WE'RE BACK AT IT ALL OVER AGAIN ))
(( Good news, I'm free. ))
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
(( Good news, I'm free. ))
(( NOT THAT I WOULD THOUGH CAUSE I'M BALLIN I'M JET THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HAWK IRL I WIN LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE. ))
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
(( NOT THAT I WOULD THOUGH CAUSE I'M BALLIN I'M JET THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HAWK IRL I WIN LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE. ))
(( Level 10 CPUs everyone. ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(( Level 10 CPUs everyone. ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
"I still don't get why nobody ever wants to ride shotgun with me when I'm driving."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"I still don't get why nobody ever wants to ride shotgun with me when I'm driving."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
How was Jet spending his morning?
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How was Jet spending his morning?
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
I'mma be real, the only executable file I fear is this motherfucker.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'mma be real, the only executable file I fear is this motherfucker.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
(( HEADS UP Bsky is fiddling with our timelines again. They added a feature to try and filter out "rude" posts from our timelines. ))
(( To turn it off you gotta go to Settings > Moderation > Advanced ))
(( Might be worth turning off a few other filters while you're in here, too ))
(( To turn it off you gotta go to Settings > Moderation > Advanced ))
(( Might be worth turning off a few other filters while you're in here, too ))
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
(( HEADS UP Bsky is fiddling with our timelines again. They added a feature to try and filter out "rude" posts from our timelines. ))
(( To turn it off you gotta go to Settings > Moderation > Advanced ))
(( Might be worth turning off a few other filters while you're in here, too ))
(( To turn it off you gotta go to Settings > Moderation > Advanced ))
(( Might be worth turning off a few other filters while you're in here, too ))
Not gonna lie, I didn't have finding out about a Liberty Walk bodykit for a third gen Chevrolet Camaro on my bingo card for today.
But holy shit this thing fucks.
But holy shit this thing fucks.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Not gonna lie, I didn't have finding out about a Liberty Walk bodykit for a third gen Chevrolet Camaro on my bingo card for today.
But holy shit this thing fucks.
But holy shit this thing fucks.
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
GOD THE TASTE OF ALL THIS FUCKING WINNING I'M DOING
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
GOD THE TASTE OF ALL THIS FUCKING WINNING I'M DOING