Jessica Knapik ✨
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Jessica Knapik ✨
@jessicaknapik.bsky.social
Cohost of What’s Up Weirdo podcast 👽▫️ Cosmetic Tattoo Artist @magickbrows ✨▫️ Spooky Shit Enthusiast▫️ Dog Obsessed ▫️ Horror Queen▫️ 📍Detroit, Michigan
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Every big company wants to poison us, and literally loves that we’re poor. MORE COMMUNITY GARDENS AND MUTUAL AID IN 2026. Fuck Campbell’s, fuck CEO’s, fuck em all
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
People can’t afford groceries or medical care and he’s parked in front of gold bullshit holding up a gold bullshit ballroom pic. General strike when
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Finally joined threads, find me if we’re homies, idk wtf I’m doing

www.threads.com/@openmyeyest...
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Y’all think this is a mf game
October 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The unicorns are out in Ferndale, Michigan for No Kings! 🦄🚫👑
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Upcoming Yorgos Lanthimos sci-fi movie Bugonia won’t let you see it early unless you SHAVE YOUR HEAD 😳

@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was quoting the man himself from that article I showed, argue with him
October 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Frankenstein spoiler-free mini review ✨ Guillermo del Toro did that

#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Channing Tatum is honestly so moving and lovely in everything he does and there should be more respect on his mf name. 

#Roofman
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just a fake AI video of what’s supposed to be a child hugging a 💀 baby. Hope you people who still fuck with AI are happy with yourselves, this is our shit ass world now
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They put this on toadskie at the vet & I’m not sure anything has ever been this important 🤣😭♥️🍂🍁
October 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Person: What ur just gonna put up your Halloween decorations in early Sept even though it’s not remotely Oct yet

Me:
September 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
September 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Spoiler-free review of new Jordan Peele produced football horror film #HIMmovie, Tenney's event with Ghost Stalkers costar @chadlindberg.bsky.social, Plus our upcoming live event with Langly from The X-Files, & more! Listen here: linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Got another one 🌚 @kanopy.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bye fascists 😮‍💨

#cancelhulu #canceldisney
September 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hannah Einbinder rules 🔥

#Hacks #emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Come hang Sept 26 7pm! Us! Toad! Langly from The X-Files!! 👽 We’ll tell some spooky stories & Dean will do whatever he wants, & WE WILL HAVE THE BEST TIME. Event in Ferndale MI. Top Secret location will be revealed in ticket confirmation email. Tix here: weirdlectures.ticketspice.com/hauntedufopa...
September 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
September 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Another normal day on social media 🤡🔪
August 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tired: patriotic

Wired: necrotic
August 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you had a coworker at your job come to work with a hat on that said “*their own last name* was right about everything” Every single employee would think they were the cringiest weirdest motherfucker alive and everyone would instantly start a group mission to get them fired
August 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh you’ve watched Weapons and Sinners? Now watch 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗦, just trust meeeeeeeee 👀🩸
August 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM