Jessica Knapik ✨
@jessicaknapik.bsky.social
Cohost of What’s Up Weirdo podcast 👽▫️ Cosmetic Tattoo Artist @magickbrows ✨▫️ Spooky Shit Enthusiast▫️ Dog Obsessed ▫️ Horror Queen▫️ 📍Detroit, Michigan
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Hi Bluesky! I cohost a popular podcast called What’s Up Weirdo, we talk paranormal, true crime, strange facts, UFOs, horror, & anything weird. We’re also extremely open & candid on there, with emphasis on kindness always. & if you don’t wanna follow me for that, at least follow for Toad 😂🐶🤎
Every big company wants to poison us, and literally loves that we’re poor. MORE COMMUNITY GARDENS AND MUTUAL AID IN 2026. Fuck Campbell’s, fuck CEO’s, fuck em all
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Every big company wants to poison us, and literally loves that we’re poor. MORE COMMUNITY GARDENS AND MUTUAL AID IN 2026. Fuck Campbell’s, fuck CEO’s, fuck em all
People can’t afford groceries or medical care and he’s parked in front of gold bullshit holding up a gold bullshit ballroom pic. General strike when
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People can’t afford groceries or medical care and he’s parked in front of gold bullshit holding up a gold bullshit ballroom pic. General strike when
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Y’all think this is a mf game
October 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Y’all think this is a mf game
Woke up to fireman banging on my door cuz a downed wire was laying down my driveway/on my car & fence into back yard. He said he wasn’t touching it, I had to wait for power co. But my doggie had to go out so I got a branch and flinged it over the fence lol. Dog Mom 1, Death 0
October 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Woke up to fireman banging on my door cuz a downed wire was laying down my driveway/on my car & fence into back yard. He said he wasn’t touching it, I had to wait for power co. But my doggie had to go out so I got a branch and flinged it over the fence lol. Dog Mom 1, Death 0
Took half a Xanax then ordered 6 eyeshadow palettes and a bag of 35 rolls of Pez. It’s called free will, look it up
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Took half a Xanax then ordered 6 eyeshadow palettes and a bag of 35 rolls of Pez. It’s called free will, look it up
The unicorns are out in Ferndale, Michigan for No Kings! 🦄🚫👑
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The unicorns are out in Ferndale, Michigan for No Kings! 🦄🚫👑
Upcoming Yorgos Lanthimos sci-fi movie Bugonia won’t let you see it early unless you SHAVE YOUR HEAD 😳
@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Upcoming Yorgos Lanthimos sci-fi movie Bugonia won’t let you see it early unless you SHAVE YOUR HEAD 😳
@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
@focusfeatures.bsky.social #bugonia
Frankenstein spoiler-free mini review ✨ Guillermo del Toro did that
#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Frankenstein spoiler-free mini review ✨ Guillermo del Toro did that
#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
#Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
Just a fake AI video of what’s supposed to be a child hugging a 💀 baby. Hope you people who still fuck with AI are happy with yourselves, this is our shit ass world now
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just a fake AI video of what’s supposed to be a child hugging a 💀 baby. Hope you people who still fuck with AI are happy with yourselves, this is our shit ass world now
Had a 4 hr-ish drive yesterday and binged the new season of #LoveisBlind the whole way and was flipping out so hard I asked the girl at Tim Horton’s if she started it yet and she said no 🤣🫠
#LoveisBlind9
#LoveisBlind9
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Had a 4 hr-ish drive yesterday and binged the new season of #LoveisBlind the whole way and was flipping out so hard I asked the girl at Tim Horton’s if she started it yet and she said no 🤣🫠
#LoveisBlind9
#LoveisBlind9
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In her posthumous Netflix episode Famous Last Words, Jane Goodall reflects on life, hope, and humanity’s duty to heal the planet. With wit & sorrow, she imagines sending Trump, Putin, Xi, and Netanyahu “off on Musk’s spaceship.” It’s a final, profound rebuke of ego & evil, over empathy & kindness 🤍🕊️
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
In her posthumous Netflix episode Famous Last Words, Jane Goodall reflects on life, hope, and humanity’s duty to heal the planet. With wit & sorrow, she imagines sending Trump, Putin, Xi, and Netanyahu “off on Musk’s spaceship.” It’s a final, profound rebuke of ego & evil, over empathy & kindness 🤍🕊️
Reposted by Jessica Knapik ✨
My new zine about Michigan's favorite witch is now available!
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September 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My new zine about Michigan's favorite witch is now available!
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They put this on toadskie at the vet & I’m not sure anything has ever been this important 🤣😭♥️🍂🍁
October 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They put this on toadskie at the vet & I’m not sure anything has ever been this important 🤣😭♥️🍂🍁
The Black Phone has a The and the second movie is just Black Phone 2, that’s weird. I have too much tism and ocd for that
September 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Black Phone has a The and the second movie is just Black Phone 2, that’s weird. I have too much tism and ocd for that
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Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Got an extra One Battle After Another promo beanie & Bob goatee at the advance screening, To win go follow me on IG or TikTok (ig: bit.ly/4nvMnHx, TT: bit.ly/3Kwrtct), then come back & comment done under this post. I’ll pick a random winner in a few days💕 #obaa
Person: What ur just gonna put up your Halloween decorations in early Sept even though it’s not remotely Oct yet
Me:
Me:
September 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Person: What ur just gonna put up your Halloween decorations in early Sept even though it’s not remotely Oct yet
Me:
Me:
I dooooooo 🥹 best behaved social man nug 🤣♥️
September 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I dooooooo 🥹 best behaved social man nug 🤣♥️
I always feel like petting your pets is reiki 🥹 you want them to feel the love from you, & from the universe, it’s more than physical petting it’s intention 🥹♥️
Things that are magick that most people do without realizing it:
•Making birthday candle wishes
•Kissing under mistletoe
•Leaving milk & cookies for Santa
•Looking for 4-leaf clovers
•Hanging a horseshoe for good luck
•Playing "he loves me, loves me not" on flower petals
What else, #witchsky?
•Making birthday candle wishes
•Kissing under mistletoe
•Leaving milk & cookies for Santa
•Looking for 4-leaf clovers
•Hanging a horseshoe for good luck
•Playing "he loves me, loves me not" on flower petals
What else, #witchsky?
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I always feel like petting your pets is reiki 🥹 you want them to feel the love from you, & from the universe, it’s more than physical petting it’s intention 🥹♥️
Spoiler-free review of new Jordan Peele produced football horror film #HIMmovie, Tenney's event with Ghost Stalkers costar @chadlindberg.bsky.social, Plus our upcoming live event with Langly from The X-Files, & more! Listen here: linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Spoiler-free review of new Jordan Peele produced football horror film #HIMmovie, Tenney's event with Ghost Stalkers costar @chadlindberg.bsky.social, Plus our upcoming live event with Langly from The X-Files, & more! Listen here: linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
I think #HIMmovie is being hit with a pro-conservative pro-religious & racist online hate campaign and y’all are falling for it hook, line, and sinker. There I said it
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think #HIMmovie is being hit with a pro-conservative pro-religious & racist online hate campaign and y’all are falling for it hook, line, and sinker. There I said it