Jess Whitehead
@jessewhitehead.bsky.social
Actor, director, comedian, podcaster, caregiver, bon vivant, raconteur, panhandler. Genderfluid, She/her
My little nephew is so cute. He’s been making sounds and words. Now he likes to grab one of his spherical toys and bring it to me saying “baal”. And I tell him, “No, Gaius. Ba’al is a semitic deity. That’s a toy.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
My little nephew is so cute. He’s been making sounds and words. Now he likes to grab one of his spherical toys and bring it to me saying “baal”. And I tell him, “No, Gaius. Ba’al is a semitic deity. That’s a toy.”
Great. Not only is Judy Hopps a cop, she’s also a Zionist. Now I really regret having that sex dream about her.
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Great. Not only is Judy Hopps a cop, she’s also a Zionist. Now I really regret having that sex dream about her.
“You know how everyone in the room always shouts ‘BA BA BA!’ when Sweet Caroline plays? What if we made a whole movie about that?” -The development process for Song Sung Blue
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“You know how everyone in the room always shouts ‘BA BA BA!’ when Sweet Caroline plays? What if we made a whole movie about that?” -The development process for Song Sung Blue
Fun fact: Even though the song is titled “Fairytale Of New York”, it was actually done in Toronto in order to save money.
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fun fact: Even though the song is titled “Fairytale Of New York”, it was actually done in Toronto in order to save money.
At a passing glance, the Predator: Badlands poster vaguely reminds me of something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
At a passing glance, the Predator: Badlands poster vaguely reminds me of something.
How are there not 30 different true crime podcasts about the guy who wrote Traxx starring Shadoe Stevens?
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
How are there not 30 different true crime podcasts about the guy who wrote Traxx starring Shadoe Stevens?
Love to see Doug Walker catching strays.
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Love to see Doug Walker catching strays.
Based on a conversation I had earlier. I was the one throwing the chair.
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Based on a conversation I had earlier. I was the one throwing the chair.
It used to be you needed special John Carpenter sunglasses to see that shit on billboards.
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It used to be you needed special John Carpenter sunglasses to see that shit on billboards.
Has Emerald Fennel mentioned how she managed to cast young John Kerry in Withering Heights?
October 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Has Emerald Fennel mentioned how she managed to cast young John Kerry in Withering Heights?
It’s time for America’s new favorite game show: Michael Stuhlbarg or Stephen Root?
October 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s time for America’s new favorite game show: Michael Stuhlbarg or Stephen Root?
Sometimes you accidentally pause the TV on the exact right moment of Leighton Meester’s face.
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sometimes you accidentally pause the TV on the exact right moment of Leighton Meester’s face.
This is the funniest fucking thing ever. The vast majority of people publicly mourning Charlie Kirk do not give a shit about Kirk or his family. They’re just opportunists and grifters jumping at the chance to blame the left for something one of their own actually did.
September 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing ever. The vast majority of people publicly mourning Charlie Kirk do not give a shit about Kirk or his family. They’re just opportunists and grifters jumping at the chance to blame the left for something one of their own actually did.
It’s really hard to take conservatives getting upset about the death of Charlie Kirk seriously when this is the exact same way they reacted to a regional restaurant chain changing their logo.
September 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s really hard to take conservatives getting upset about the death of Charlie Kirk seriously when this is the exact same way they reacted to a regional restaurant chain changing their logo.
Reposted by Jess Whitehead
The only good part of this ludicrous canonization of Charlie Kirk as an MLK of the right is how much Charlie Kirk would have hated the comparison.
September 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The only good part of this ludicrous canonization of Charlie Kirk as an MLK of the right is how much Charlie Kirk would have hated the comparison.
When you decide to be a willing propagandist for a murderous, genocidal, fascist regime, you have to be prepared to accept that getting shot might end up being the cost of doing business.
September 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When you decide to be a willing propagandist for a murderous, genocidal, fascist regime, you have to be prepared to accept that getting shot might end up being the cost of doing business.
They should spend the whole publicity tour for this new Downton Abbey movie talking about it how it’s a tribute to Maggie Smith’s memory and legacy. Then people go see the movie and it turns out there’s a shitty looking, very unconvincing CGI Maggie Smith in every scene. That would be hilarious.
September 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They should spend the whole publicity tour for this new Downton Abbey movie talking about it how it’s a tribute to Maggie Smith’s memory and legacy. Then people go see the movie and it turns out there’s a shitty looking, very unconvincing CGI Maggie Smith in every scene. That would be hilarious.
Jacob Tremblay is turning out to be one of those child actors who look very different as they grow older.
August 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Jacob Tremblay is turning out to be one of those child actors who look very different as they grow older.
Today in “There Is Never A Reason To Treat Conservatives With Respect”, MAGA is pretending that a minimalist corporate logo redesign is somehow “woke” and an assault on American values.
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Today in “There Is Never A Reason To Treat Conservatives With Respect”, MAGA is pretending that a minimalist corporate logo redesign is somehow “woke” and an assault on American values.
I know saying this won’t make me any friends here, but I can’t keep this inside any longer. I don’t think Will Smith was a very good Doctor Manhattan.
August 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know saying this won’t make me any friends here, but I can’t keep this inside any longer. I don’t think Will Smith was a very good Doctor Manhattan.
“Please, I need real art. This knockoff shit by The Newsboys and Jars Of Clay is unbearable. I’ll latch on to anything. ANYTHING!”
August 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Please, I need real art. This knockoff shit by The Newsboys and Jars Of Clay is unbearable. I’ll latch on to anything. ANYTHING!”