JesseJaneReads
@jessejanereads.bsky.social
Mom, wife, book lover, Dog Person™️
Current motto: Sarcasm, sweatpants, and survival
https://jessejane306.wordpress.com
Current motto: Sarcasm, sweatpants, and survival
https://jessejane306.wordpress.com
Kids picture books are criminally underrated by adults. I encourage more grownups to borrow them from the library. Many include sight gags or puns for adults
If you’re worried about hitting an arbitrary number of books read, may I suggest…
#booksky
If you’re worried about hitting an arbitrary number of books read, may I suggest…
#booksky
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Kids picture books are criminally underrated by adults. I encourage more grownups to borrow them from the library. Many include sight gags or puns for adults
If you’re worried about hitting an arbitrary number of books read, may I suggest…
#booksky
If you’re worried about hitting an arbitrary number of books read, may I suggest…
#booksky
It’s that time of the month.
I’m catching up on reviews, setting my TBR, and trying to binge a few books. What did you think I meant? #BookSky
I’m catching up on reviews, setting my TBR, and trying to binge a few books. What did you think I meant? #BookSky
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s that time of the month.
I’m catching up on reviews, setting my TBR, and trying to binge a few books. What did you think I meant? #BookSky
I’m catching up on reviews, setting my TBR, and trying to binge a few books. What did you think I meant? #BookSky
The OT suggested I model emotional regulation for my ADHD oldest
The youngest woke up 4 times before declaring herself awake at 5:45 AM. Today im just hoping for a level of regulation that won’t merit a CPS visit
The youngest woke up 4 times before declaring herself awake at 5:45 AM. Today im just hoping for a level of regulation that won’t merit a CPS visit
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The OT suggested I model emotional regulation for my ADHD oldest
The youngest woke up 4 times before declaring herself awake at 5:45 AM. Today im just hoping for a level of regulation that won’t merit a CPS visit
The youngest woke up 4 times before declaring herself awake at 5:45 AM. Today im just hoping for a level of regulation that won’t merit a CPS visit
I don’t like anything before 7. I hate everything before 5.
Both of my kids are up at 5:55
Both of my kids are up at 5:55
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I don’t like anything before 7. I hate everything before 5.
Both of my kids are up at 5:55
Both of my kids are up at 5:55
I just got an email from a blog I follow. The first item (after charities) was a tulle dress that was ‘only’ $149 dollars
I promptly deleted the email
I promptly deleted the email
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair wearing a grey shirt and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair wearing a grey shirt and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I just got an email from a blog I follow. The first item (after charities) was a tulle dress that was ‘only’ $149 dollars
I promptly deleted the email
I promptly deleted the email
My toddler is starting to learn emotions. This has made my RBF a lil problematic
1.75: Angry
Me: Nope. Just tired
1.75: Angry
Me: Tired and this is just my face
1.75: Angry
Me: That can be arranged if you don’t learn a new word
1.75: Angry
Me: Nope. Just tired
1.75: Angry
Me: Tired and this is just my face
1.75: Angry
Me: That can be arranged if you don’t learn a new word
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My toddler is starting to learn emotions. This has made my RBF a lil problematic
1.75: Angry
Me: Nope. Just tired
1.75: Angry
Me: Tired and this is just my face
1.75: Angry
Me: That can be arranged if you don’t learn a new word
1.75: Angry
Me: Nope. Just tired
1.75: Angry
Me: Tired and this is just my face
1.75: Angry
Me: That can be arranged if you don’t learn a new word
I’ve been traumatized enough that I can be funny without help. Given his father, the same should also be true of Muskrat
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’ve been traumatized enough that I can be funny without help. Given his father, the same should also be true of Muskrat
I’ve started doing Pilates nightly right after I put a kid to bed (spouse and I divide and conquer). My biggest barrier to entry has been lifted by this mat from IKEA
Figures out your biggest barrier entry and do the thing that is good for you
www.ikea.com/us/en/p/pluf...
Figures out your biggest barrier entry and do the thing that is good for you
www.ikea.com/us/en/p/pluf...
PLUFSIG folding gym mat, green, 303/4x727/8"
PLUFSIG folding gym mat, green, 303/4x727/8" Little acrobats can practice somersaults, vaults and jumping as much as they like on this soft foldable gym mat. That they also develop motor skills and co...
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November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’ve started doing Pilates nightly right after I put a kid to bed (spouse and I divide and conquer). My biggest barrier to entry has been lifted by this mat from IKEA
Figures out your biggest barrier entry and do the thing that is good for you
www.ikea.com/us/en/p/pluf...
Figures out your biggest barrier entry and do the thing that is good for you
www.ikea.com/us/en/p/pluf...
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I’m going to start working on an actual bingo card for 2026. Suggestions?
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m going to start working on an actual bingo card for 2026. Suggestions?
When your toddler decides to play with a toy that makes a bunch of noise so you know exactly where they are
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When your toddler decides to play with a toy that makes a bunch of noise so you know exactly where they are
DMV specific problems:
I had to get my neighbor’s kids off the bus because the Saudi Prince screwed up traffic
I had to get my neighbor’s kids off the bus because the Saudi Prince screwed up traffic
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
DMV specific problems:
I had to get my neighbor’s kids off the bus because the Saudi Prince screwed up traffic
I had to get my neighbor’s kids off the bus because the Saudi Prince screwed up traffic
There’s an ambulance and fire truck in a strip mall nearby. There’s a hibachi place, urgent care, and post office.
I’m hoping the postal workers did not have a very interesting afternoon
I’m hoping the postal workers did not have a very interesting afternoon
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There’s an ambulance and fire truck in a strip mall nearby. There’s a hibachi place, urgent care, and post office.
I’m hoping the postal workers did not have a very interesting afternoon
I’m hoping the postal workers did not have a very interesting afternoon
We are the timeline other timelines go “That’s too stupid and/or crazy to happen.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We are the timeline other timelines go “That’s too stupid and/or crazy to happen.”
1.75 is dragging an unsharpened pencil across the floor saying “Drawing.”
Close enough
Close enough
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
1.75 is dragging an unsharpened pencil across the floor saying “Drawing.”
Close enough
Close enough
When you agree to take part in a book exchange on Bookstagram but nobody responds to your post ensuring you get nothing
I should have known better than to try a Secret Santa thing. Those tend to go badly for me.
I should have known better than to try a Secret Santa thing. Those tend to go badly for me.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When you agree to take part in a book exchange on Bookstagram but nobody responds to your post ensuring you get nothing
I should have known better than to try a Secret Santa thing. Those tend to go badly for me.
I should have known better than to try a Secret Santa thing. Those tend to go badly for me.
So how long until there are shirts with a version of his picture saying “Quiet piggy”?
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
So how long until there are shirts with a version of his picture saying “Quiet piggy”?
Update: we had to quit by noon because she’s fussy and not napping and mommy is too sleep deprived.
She’s talking to her toys about sitting on the potty so progress?
She’s talking to her toys about sitting on the potty so progress?
I’m starting to potty train my toddler. I’ll be accepting thoughts, prayers, juju, and/or a nanny to outsource this problem to
a man riding a skateboard on a bridge
Alt: a man riding a hoverboard on a bridge artfully throws himself over the side. He lands in the water.
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Update: we had to quit by noon because she’s fussy and not napping and mommy is too sleep deprived.
She’s talking to her toys about sitting on the potty so progress?
She’s talking to her toys about sitting on the potty so progress?
Excellent selection of modern sci-fi on @humblebundle.com
#BookSky
www.humblebundle.com/books/modern...
#BookSky
www.humblebundle.com/books/modern...
Humble Book Bundle: Modern Sci-Fi Classics: Charles Soule, Joseph Fink, Hugh Howey, and Neal Stephenson by HarperCollins
We’ve teamed up with HarperCollins Publishing for the perfect book bundle for fall—cozy up with modern sci-fi classics and help support charity!
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Excellent selection of modern sci-fi on @humblebundle.com
#BookSky
www.humblebundle.com/books/modern...
#BookSky
www.humblebundle.com/books/modern...
I’m starting to potty train my toddler. I’ll be accepting thoughts, prayers, juju, and/or a nanny to outsource this problem to
a man riding a skateboard on a bridge
Alt: a man riding a hoverboard on a bridge artfully throws himself over the side. He lands in the water.
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m starting to potty train my toddler. I’ll be accepting thoughts, prayers, juju, and/or a nanny to outsource this problem to
Fun fact: There’s an island off the coast of Brazil so full of venomous snakes, it’s informally known as Snake Island. Visitors are restricted to the Brazilian military and some scientists.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da...
Ilha da Queimada Grande - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Fun fact: There’s an island off the coast of Brazil so full of venomous snakes, it’s informally known as Snake Island. Visitors are restricted to the Brazilian military and some scientists.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da...
There is a big uptick in luxury brands on my YT. Coach, Nieman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue
They must be really desperate
They must be really desperate
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
There is a big uptick in luxury brands on my YT. Coach, Nieman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue
They must be really desperate
They must be really desperate
1) Here’s Epstein and Maxwell talking about el jefe pequeño himself
2) Fucking Gmail?! How are you not better at crime than this? You’re rich enough to have a private server on Debauchery Island!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
2) Fucking Gmail?! How are you not better at crime than this? You’re rich enough to have a private server on Debauchery Island!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Read Jeffrey Epstein’s newly released emails about Trump
Late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein specifically referenced his relationship with President Donald Trump in writing before Trump was elected to office and in the runup to the 2020 election, ac...
www.pbs.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
1) Here’s Epstein and Maxwell talking about el jefe pequeño himself
2) Fucking Gmail?! How are you not better at crime than this? You’re rich enough to have a private server on Debauchery Island!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
2) Fucking Gmail?! How are you not better at crime than this? You’re rich enough to have a private server on Debauchery Island!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
I saw the tumblr meme about Americans being fish out of water being overdone. Let’s make Europeans feel awkward in American instead.
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I saw the tumblr meme about Americans being fish out of water being overdone. Let’s make Europeans feel awkward in American instead.
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris