jessa
@jessaplz.bsky.social
I stay unbothered ✨️
all I know is library
all I know is library
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they should make a thing you can snort that's good for you
June 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
they should make a thing you can snort that's good for you
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average sleepover
September 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
average sleepover
all this pie discourse is really upsetting... no pie variety is inherently bad.... every pie has a time to shine!! some pies just have more flexibility than others.
cheesecake is year-round! pumpkin pie really deserves more time on the calendar.... apple can easily shine most months of the year.
cheesecake is year-round! pumpkin pie really deserves more time on the calendar.... apple can easily shine most months of the year.
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
all this pie discourse is really upsetting... no pie variety is inherently bad.... every pie has a time to shine!! some pies just have more flexibility than others.
cheesecake is year-round! pumpkin pie really deserves more time on the calendar.... apple can easily shine most months of the year.
cheesecake is year-round! pumpkin pie really deserves more time on the calendar.... apple can easily shine most months of the year.
my acab bestie when her daughter asked who her fave paw patrol is, "I don't like paw patrol but if I did I would pick Rocky"
me, "is that the dumpster dog??"
bestie, "you know ittt"'
me, "is that the dumpster dog??"
bestie, "you know ittt"'
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
my acab bestie when her daughter asked who her fave paw patrol is, "I don't like paw patrol but if I did I would pick Rocky"
me, "is that the dumpster dog??"
bestie, "you know ittt"'
me, "is that the dumpster dog??"
bestie, "you know ittt"'
calling my best friends 22 yo cousin my "baby cousin"
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
calling my best friends 22 yo cousin my "baby cousin"
I was in the fred meyer liquor store & they had a screen on one of the endcaps playing the same 30second ad for some wine brand on repeat.... shit pissed me tf off
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I was in the fred meyer liquor store & they had a screen on one of the endcaps playing the same 30second ad for some wine brand on repeat.... shit pissed me tf off
MY GF NOT ONLY PICKED UP MY GARBAGE BUT ALSO A TOTE OF MY DIRTY DISHES AND SHE WASHED THEM FOR ME AND SHE ALSO BROUGHT ME LUNCH AT WORK AND HAD DINNER FOR ME AFTERWORK
THATS NOT A GF THATS A ***WIFE****
!!!!!!!!!
THATS NOT A GF THATS A ***WIFE****
!!!!!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
MY GF NOT ONLY PICKED UP MY GARBAGE BUT ALSO A TOTE OF MY DIRTY DISHES AND SHE WASHED THEM FOR ME AND SHE ALSO BROUGHT ME LUNCH AT WORK AND HAD DINNER FOR ME AFTERWORK
THATS NOT A GF THATS A ***WIFE****
!!!!!!!!!
THATS NOT A GF THATS A ***WIFE****
!!!!!!!!!
I always attract people whose love language is acts of service because I'm a needy bitch who can't do shit for herself :)
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I always attract people whose love language is acts of service because I'm a needy bitch who can't do shit for herself :)
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Basically what Mom & Dad said 👇🏾
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Basically what Mom & Dad said 👇🏾
it's so funny to hear someone so annoyed with their dog say "GO. POTTY."
like lmao you just said potty in an angry voice
like lmao you just said potty in an angry voice
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
it's so funny to hear someone so annoyed with their dog say "GO. POTTY."
like lmao you just said potty in an angry voice
like lmao you just said potty in an angry voice
I would never skimp at taco bell if I'm with a cutie
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I would never skimp at taco bell if I'm with a cutie
stoned, looking at my money accounts
me: WHy,en did I spend 23.80 at TACO BELL???
me: oh wait, it wS for my vaby..baby... nvm
me: WHy,en did I spend 23.80 at TACO BELL???
me: oh wait, it wS for my vaby..baby... nvm
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
stoned, looking at my money accounts
me: WHy,en did I spend 23.80 at TACO BELL???
me: oh wait, it wS for my vaby..baby... nvm
me: WHy,en did I spend 23.80 at TACO BELL???
me: oh wait, it wS for my vaby..baby... nvm
the way I turn my highbeams on when I encounter this..... if you're gonna have that shit, you should point your headlights down in a way that doesn't blind everyone else:)))))))))
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the way I turn my highbeams on when I encounter this..... if you're gonna have that shit, you should point your headlights down in a way that doesn't blind everyone else:)))))))))
I'm obsessed with her saying "go for it, babe"
I wonder what her sign is...
I wonder what her sign is...
Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails via BCS journalism treasure @rustysurette.bsky.social
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Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails
Noella Turnage was fired from her job at the prison last week. On Monday, she sat down with KBTX’s Rusty Surette
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November 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I'm obsessed with her saying "go for it, babe"
I wonder what her sign is...
I wonder what her sign is...
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annoying my gf by trying to explain what being demisexual means to me...
"...like... I get to know someone & they become their personality... & then I think they're hot!!! but thinking someone is hot doesnt make me romantically interested in them..... & thats why it's ok for me to kiss my friends."
"...like... I get to know someone & they become their personality... & then I think they're hot!!! but thinking someone is hot doesnt make me romantically interested in them..... & thats why it's ok for me to kiss my friends."
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
annoying my gf by trying to explain what being demisexual means to me...
"...like... I get to know someone & they become their personality... & then I think they're hot!!! but thinking someone is hot doesnt make me romantically interested in them..... & thats why it's ok for me to kiss my friends."
"...like... I get to know someone & they become their personality... & then I think they're hot!!! but thinking someone is hot doesnt make me romantically interested in them..... & thats why it's ok for me to kiss my friends."
men hate me, autists love me, tal is annoyed by me
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
men hate me, autists love me, tal is annoyed by me
crying because my gf asked what kinda dinners I'd like this week & earlier today she said she cares about her cooking now because she wants me to like it 😭😭😭💖💖💖
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
crying because my gf asked what kinda dinners I'd like this week & earlier today she said she cares about her cooking now because she wants me to like it 😭😭😭💖💖💖
just spent almost $300 on a Christmas present for my cat..............
I've been looking at it for 2 years & I just got a raise so fuck ittttt
I've been looking at it for 2 years & I just got a raise so fuck ittttt
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
just spent almost $300 on a Christmas present for my cat..............
I've been looking at it for 2 years & I just got a raise so fuck ittttt
I've been looking at it for 2 years & I just got a raise so fuck ittttt
people point to my hands & say "cats?" to which to reply "just one... but she's as strong as ten"
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
people point to my hands & say "cats?" to which to reply "just one... but she's as strong as ten"
I've only been eating chicken strips & fruit when I'm home... I have lettuce & could make a salad but I'm too lazy for a Third Thing
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I've only been eating chicken strips & fruit when I'm home... I have lettuce & could make a salad but I'm too lazy for a Third Thing
haven't had a proper hangout with my gf in 10 days & I'm starting to freak out (miss her)
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
haven't had a proper hangout with my gf in 10 days & I'm starting to freak out (miss her)
all I've eaten today is chicken strips.... I've had 9... but I'm strongly considering making that 13
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
all I've eaten today is chicken strips.... I've had 9... but I'm strongly considering making that 13
two whole days since I kissed my gf :(
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
two whole days since I kissed my gf :(