Jess5_11
@jess511.bsky.social
Jess 33, (she/her) ♡LOTR. Benedict Cumberbatch. Martin Freeman. Sebastian Stan. Hufflepuff. Art. Maths Degree. Cats. Anime. Youtube.♡
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Y'all I blew my nose earlier and it prompted Siri on my iPad
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Y'all I blew my nose earlier and it prompted Siri on my iPad
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Rex & Luna! My latest pet portrait commission! Phew, there's a reason I don't often say yes to these 🤣 a lot of brain space..and took me..far too long, but I did enjoy it!!
#petportrait #dogs #commission
#petportrait #dogs #commission
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Well it's been a week of diligently trying to avoid my dad's cold though this morning I've woken up the closest to feeling like I may have caught it so if that's the case ima be ANNOYED because I have stuff I like to do this weeeek
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Well it's been a week of diligently trying to avoid my dad's cold though this morning I've woken up the closest to feeling like I may have caught it so if that's the case ima be ANNOYED because I have stuff I like to do this weeeek
Horrendous night. Throat's been doing weird things (not my dad's cold fortunately..just irritated). Had a weird tickly cough that kept me awake..got so little sleep..anxiety was going crazy. Still quite on edge..throat uncomfortable..emetophobia unhappy...body wobbly...voice half exists..tired😅
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Horrendous night. Throat's been doing weird things (not my dad's cold fortunately..just irritated). Had a weird tickly cough that kept me awake..got so little sleep..anxiety was going crazy. Still quite on edge..throat uncomfortable..emetophobia unhappy...body wobbly...voice half exists..tired😅
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November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Poor dad is developing a cold (pray for me also I do not want it) but he's been in bed for a couple of hours and I've just had to go in there to get my hair dryer and you'd think I was entering a nuclear reactor 🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Poor dad is developing a cold (pray for me also I do not want it) but he's been in bed for a couple of hours and I've just had to go in there to get my hair dryer and you'd think I was entering a nuclear reactor 🤣🤣
At this stage of PMS where I'm either going to murder everyone and set the house on fire or do some dusting and tidying up even if it's mostly putting stuff in cupboards
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
At this stage of PMS where I'm either going to murder everyone and set the house on fire or do some dusting and tidying up even if it's mostly putting stuff in cupboards
Been feeling a bit out of sorts but absolutely gorgeous morning! Can you guess the theme of the day?? 🤣 I feel like I could sit and make things out of stickers all day. There were some fab creations! Very busy today too!! One pic shows the tshirt I was wearing just for context of one of my designs 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Been feeling a bit out of sorts but absolutely gorgeous morning! Can you guess the theme of the day?? 🤣 I feel like I could sit and make things out of stickers all day. There were some fab creations! Very busy today too!! One pic shows the tshirt I was wearing just for context of one of my designs 🤣
Lads I'm not sure I'm mentally equipped for this one. Flashback lady has already told 9 year old main character how important turning 30 is. I'm too single for this #jesswatchesxmasfilms
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Lads I'm not sure I'm mentally equipped for this one. Flashback lady has already told 9 year old main character how important turning 30 is. I'm too single for this #jesswatchesxmasfilms
Our Sketch Club room has a rocking horse named Doodle. Pronouns change weekly..gender fluid icon. This week her mane was styled differently:
8y/o: oh we have to say bye to Doodle!
Me: you're right! Bye Doodle *pats* I like your new hair-do
8y/o: ....hair...do-oodle...
Me: ahhh 😏👉👉👉
8y/o: ahhhh 👈👈👈😜
8y/o: oh we have to say bye to Doodle!
Me: you're right! Bye Doodle *pats* I like your new hair-do
8y/o: ....hair...do-oodle...
Me: ahhh 😏👉👉👉
8y/o: ahhhh 👈👈👈😜
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ALT: a cartoon of beavis and butthead with the caption jeenius heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
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November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Our Sketch Club room has a rocking horse named Doodle. Pronouns change weekly..gender fluid icon. This week her mane was styled differently:
8y/o: oh we have to say bye to Doodle!
Me: you're right! Bye Doodle *pats* I like your new hair-do
8y/o: ....hair...do-oodle...
Me: ahhh 😏👉👉👉
8y/o: ahhhh 👈👈👈😜
8y/o: oh we have to say bye to Doodle!
Me: you're right! Bye Doodle *pats* I like your new hair-do
8y/o: ....hair...do-oodle...
Me: ahhh 😏👉👉👉
8y/o: ahhhh 👈👈👈😜
Well his mood improved as the night went on and I was woken up at 6am by a very happy cuddly bouncy cat who wanted food and out again so I let him and will probably try and get a proper look when he comes home and if necessary ring the vets then. But I'm less stressed about it if he's happy.
Nev's had a couple of little rough bits on his head for a few days but I've seen just now one has become a little more of a wound and he seems a bit grumpy today. I'm hoping we can get away with ringing the vet in the morning. He hasn't had much to eat but had a bit. Poor baby.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Well his mood improved as the night went on and I was woken up at 6am by a very happy cuddly bouncy cat who wanted food and out again so I let him and will probably try and get a proper look when he comes home and if necessary ring the vets then. But I'm less stressed about it if he's happy.
Nev's had a couple of little rough bits on his head for a few days but I've seen just now one has become a little more of a wound and he seems a bit grumpy today. I'm hoping we can get away with ringing the vet in the morning. He hasn't had much to eat but had a bit. Poor baby.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Nev's had a couple of little rough bits on his head for a few days but I've seen just now one has become a little more of a wound and he seems a bit grumpy today. I'm hoping we can get away with ringing the vet in the morning. He hasn't had much to eat but had a bit. Poor baby.
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Oh I do love a quirky Benedict photoshoot
Vejam as fotos e leiam a conversa de Benedict com o autor Max Porter!
www.port-magazine.com/issue-37/ben...
www.port-magazine.com/issue-37/ben...
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Oh I do love a quirky Benedict photoshoot
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Currently running an Aizawa print #GIVEAWAY over on my tiktok! Running until Saturday! 😊 #AizawaShota #MHA #MyHeroAcademia #BNHA #BokuNoHeroAcademia #Aizawa #Eraserhead #PresentMic #ShotaAizawa #MHAfanart
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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*guy on Gogglebox explains water-boarding to his brother*
Brother: what's motor-boating then?
Guy: *laughs* no not the same!
My dad: that's just taking a trip in a motorboat 😃
Me: 🤣...wait..do you know what it means?
Dad: ..no?
Me: it's when you put your face between boobies and go VBRRR
Dad: ...☹️
Brother: what's motor-boating then?
Guy: *laughs* no not the same!
My dad: that's just taking a trip in a motorboat 😃
Me: 🤣...wait..do you know what it means?
Dad: ..no?
Me: it's when you put your face between boobies and go VBRRR
Dad: ...☹️
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
*guy on Gogglebox explains water-boarding to his brother*
Brother: what's motor-boating then?
Guy: *laughs* no not the same!
My dad: that's just taking a trip in a motorboat 😃
Me: 🤣...wait..do you know what it means?
Dad: ..no?
Me: it's when you put your face between boobies and go VBRRR
Dad: ...☹️
Brother: what's motor-boating then?
Guy: *laughs* no not the same!
My dad: that's just taking a trip in a motorboat 😃
Me: 🤣...wait..do you know what it means?
Dad: ..no?
Me: it's when you put your face between boobies and go VBRRR
Dad: ...☹️
Yaass first glimpse of my boy for his birthday in today's episode! #MHA
a man wearing a pair of yellow goggles covering his face
ALT: a man wearing a pair of yellow goggles covering his face
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November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yaass first glimpse of my boy for his birthday in today's episode! #MHA
Also heard an upset kid today and looked over to see she was playing that crocodile game where you press down the teeth....if you know you know. Good to know It's still out there traumatising children. I still get a bit nervous looking at it 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Also heard an upset kid today and looked over to see she was playing that crocodile game where you press down the teeth....if you know you know. Good to know It's still out there traumatising children. I still get a bit nervous looking at it 🤣
My conversation of the day goes to myself and a 6y/o girl (comes regularly with her sister, super funny girls)
Her: I'm going to use purple because I like purple
Me: great! I like purple too!
Her: my favourite colour is purple
Me: awesome..my favourite colour is orange!
Her: ......lame!!
Me: 😲😲😲
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Her: I'm going to use purple because I like purple
Me: great! I like purple too!
Her: my favourite colour is purple
Me: awesome..my favourite colour is orange!
Her: ......lame!!
Me: 😲😲😲
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November 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My conversation of the day goes to myself and a 6y/o girl (comes regularly with her sister, super funny girls)
Her: I'm going to use purple because I like purple
Me: great! I like purple too!
Her: my favourite colour is purple
Me: awesome..my favourite colour is orange!
Her: ......lame!!
Me: 😲😲😲
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Her: I'm going to use purple because I like purple
Me: great! I like purple too!
Her: my favourite colour is purple
Me: awesome..my favourite colour is orange!
Her: ......lame!!
Me: 😲😲😲
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Back to the brilliant chaos that is volunteering! Today in the craft corner we were dipping marbles in black paint and rolling them around to make fun designs! We then coloured them in once they were dry!
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Back to the brilliant chaos that is volunteering! Today in the craft corner we were dipping marbles in black paint and rolling them around to make fun designs! We then coloured them in once they were dry!
Alright gang....the signal on my TV is already a bit dicey and the audio keeps unsyncing so...this could end at any moment but fortunately I've been watching for 5 minutes and I'm reasonably sure I've got the plot nailed #jesswatchesxmasfilms
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Alright gang....the signal on my TV is already a bit dicey and the audio keeps unsyncing so...this could end at any moment but fortunately I've been watching for 5 minutes and I'm reasonably sure I've got the plot nailed #jesswatchesxmasfilms
Gang I don't want to sound insane but since my phone updated my clock shows me the seconds as well as minutes and hours and I've just watched them for a bit and like.....I'm convinced they're going way too fast
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Gang I don't want to sound insane but since my phone updated my clock shows me the seconds as well as minutes and hours and I've just watched them for a bit and like.....I'm convinced they're going way too fast
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Our cover, "Sally & Jack's Song" is now available to stream on both Apple Music and Spotify! Hope you all enjoyed this latest track 🍂
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/sal...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4gdjGg...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/sal...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4gdjGg...
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Our cover, "Sally & Jack's Song" is now available to stream on both Apple Music and Spotify! Hope you all enjoyed this latest track 🍂
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/sal...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4gdjGg...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/sal...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4gdjGg...
Y'all I'm so close to finishing my commission THE END IS IN SIGHT
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Y'all I'm so close to finishing my commission THE END IS IN SIGHT
It is 5 days into November and I haven't watched a single cheesy Christmas movie yet who am I?!
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It is 5 days into November and I haven't watched a single cheesy Christmas movie yet who am I?!