Jerry
@jerrycakes.bsky.social
Louisiana by birth, central Iowa by residence.
49. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW.
Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social
49. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW.
Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social
ESO? Wait, where have I heard that name before ...
(I lived with a dude in Urbandale, north of Des Moines, who did tech support for them.)
(I lived with a dude in Urbandale, north of Des Moines, who did tech support for them.)
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ESO? Wait, where have I heard that name before ...
(I lived with a dude in Urbandale, north of Des Moines, who did tech support for them.)
(I lived with a dude in Urbandale, north of Des Moines, who did tech support for them.)
Been through both. Went to school in the latter. No need to worry 'bout me.
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Been through both. Went to school in the latter. No need to worry 'bout me.
*Bozeman, MT mentioned*
Not a bad place for college football ... and to deliver a garbage truck. (I may have shared this before)
@sickoscommittee.org
Not a bad place for college football ... and to deliver a garbage truck. (I may have shared this before)
@sickoscommittee.org
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
*Bozeman, MT mentioned*
Not a bad place for college football ... and to deliver a garbage truck. (I may have shared this before)
@sickoscommittee.org
Not a bad place for college football ... and to deliver a garbage truck. (I may have shared this before)
@sickoscommittee.org
I don't like buying concert tickets all that far in advance, but they went onsale this morning at 11a CT and I got me one. There ain't many people I wanna see perform live, but if they're coming to Des Moines? Why the hell not.
December 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don't like buying concert tickets all that far in advance, but they went onsale this morning at 11a CT and I got me one. There ain't many people I wanna see perform live, but if they're coming to Des Moines? Why the hell not.
TWO WEEKS! Two weeks! (I'm not sure when it'll drop on Hulu here in the states, but I'll likely be watching it Christmas weekend. That's all I'll say about that.)
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
TWO WEEKS! Two weeks! (I'm not sure when it'll drop on Hulu here in the states, but I'll likely be watching it Christmas weekend. That's all I'll say about that.)
Again: why the FUCK did I move to Iowa?!?!?!?
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Again: why the FUCK did I move to Iowa?!?!?!?
I will agree with you and @rodger.bsky.social - the CFP committee makes zero sense and I think this person might have a better shot at picking the right teams than the current format
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I will agree with you and @rodger.bsky.social - the CFP committee makes zero sense and I think this person might have a better shot at picking the right teams than the current format
Reminds me of my fur baby, Oreo. Adopted him 7 weeks ago today, actually.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Reminds me of my fur baby, Oreo. Adopted him 7 weeks ago today, actually.
Got this for my cat Oreo. $11 at Petco.
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Got this for my cat Oreo. $11 at Petco.
So, what happens if you go to jail in this game? Do you hear the trademark sound (which I can't quite explain) waiting for someone to bail you out?
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So, what happens if you go to jail in this game? Do you hear the trademark sound (which I can't quite explain) waiting for someone to bail you out?
I swear there is a Funko for everything. Saw this at the Go! Calendars location out in Altoona on Friday.
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I swear there is a Funko for everything. Saw this at the Go! Calendars location out in Altoona on Friday.
spotted a @weratedogs.com calendar at the Go! Calendar location at the Outlets of Des Moines on Friday
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
spotted a @weratedogs.com calendar at the Go! Calendar location at the Outlets of Des Moines on Friday
$75 for this 2XL hoodie in Des Moines.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
$75 for this 2XL hoodie in Des Moines.
Apparently there are some Shoresy fans in my neck of the woods. $50 for this (XL) in Altoona...
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Apparently there are some Shoresy fans in my neck of the woods. $50 for this (XL) in Altoona...
The world's a shitshow right now. Here's some pictures of Oreo I took on Thursday to hopefully cleanse your timeline.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The world's a shitshow right now. Here's some pictures of Oreo I took on Thursday to hopefully cleanse your timeline.
yo @edsbs.bsky.social Nearly drove my city bus off the road when I saw this guy's coming to Des Moines next summer. Heard a lot of good things about him. What do you think?
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
yo @edsbs.bsky.social Nearly drove my city bus off the road when I saw this guy's coming to Des Moines next summer. Heard a lot of good things about him. What do you think?
11:30 pm CT, just before I went to bed. The next big round of snow is starting to fall. Quickly.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
11:30 pm CT, just before I went to bed. The next big round of snow is starting to fall. Quickly.
7 pm CT, after I returned from Zootopia 2.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
7 pm CT, after I returned from Zootopia 2.
4 pm CT. It's already starting to snow. It was dry thirty minutes ago.
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
4 pm CT. It's already starting to snow. It was dry thirty minutes ago.
So, on the Iowa511 page, this is what they use to tell people the state of the roadways. Downtown streets aren't listed, but if it's pink or red with black dots you can assume they're pretty messed up.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So, on the Iowa511 page, this is what they use to tell people the state of the roadways. Downtown streets aren't listed, but if it's pink or red with black dots you can assume they're pretty messed up.
Yeah. Shit just got REALLY real here in Iowa.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yeah. Shit just got REALLY real here in Iowa.
I see what you mean (via /r/NFL). Movement before the snap, and the timeout.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I see what you mean (via /r/NFL). Movement before the snap, and the timeout.
Update: Decided to move the movie back a few hours so I can get other shit done.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Update: Decided to move the movie back a few hours so I can get other shit done.