Very few jobs out there where you wouldn’t face any professional consequences for your felching sexts being made public. Didn’t know Vanity Fair editor was one of them

the doctors at the ohspital told erika kirk they could save her husband's life but he'd sound like rfk jr and she told them to pull the plug

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

“Yeah we’re gonna transport him to court via helicopter like he’s fuckin Bane and also the mayor wants to meet him when he lands” is prob going to achieve the opposite of what was intended

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?