Jen d’Arc
@jenonymous.bsky.social
Mostly interested in capital markets, rule of law, and democracy. Lawyer, traveler, mother, troublemaker.
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Happy (Slightly Early) Thanksgiving from the Bahamas.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy (Slightly Early) Thanksgiving from the Bahamas.
When Marie Goldtoilette realized his new imperial scale ballroom was not enough to make him happy, he decided [to take the money that previously helped Americans afford healthcare and spend it] to develop a new golf course as well.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When Marie Goldtoilette realized his new imperial scale ballroom was not enough to make him happy, he decided [to take the money that previously helped Americans afford healthcare and spend it] to develop a new golf course as well.
New holiday shopping guide from Bloomberg just dropped—should I get my 9 year old a watch or a boat? 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
New holiday shopping guide from Bloomberg just dropped—should I get my 9 year old a watch or a boat? 🤔
I don’t know how anybody can look at that post without immediately thinking of the Niemöller poem, “First they came…”
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don’t know how anybody can look at that post without immediately thinking of the Niemöller poem, “First they came…”
Shot / Chaser (Epstein Files Edition)
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Shot / Chaser (Epstein Files Edition)
I believe that I saw this exact robot at a Disney park last summer:
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I believe that I saw this exact robot at a Disney park last summer:
Another new donor closer to your goal:
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Another new donor closer to your goal:
I don’t think many of the illegal immigrants own houses, and for the few who did, they probably get foreclosed on by the big banks populist demagogues like Vance (pretend to) hate.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I don’t think many of the illegal immigrants own houses, and for the few who did, they probably get foreclosed on by the big banks populist demagogues like Vance (pretend to) hate.
See you’re looking at his atrocious spelling and punctuation and thinking it’s just that he can’t type well, but the disclaimer in the email is sloppy and embarrassing also:
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
See you’re looking at his atrocious spelling and punctuation and thinking it’s just that he can’t type well, but the disclaimer in the email is sloppy and embarrassing also:
He looks exactly like damaged goods these days.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He looks exactly like damaged goods these days.
History repeats itself first as tragedy, then as farce.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
History repeats itself first as tragedy, then as farce.
The State of America, 2025:
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The State of America, 2025:
I think this is the most polite way I’ve ever heard anybody say “you’re a complete idiot and this plan is never going to work.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I think this is the most polite way I’ve ever heard anybody say “you’re a complete idiot and this plan is never going to work.”
This a hard read because it makes clear we’re being ruled by a clueless old man obsessed with tariffs, who is getting rolled by China…but this snippet was a delight, it’s like he doesn’t even realize he’s talking about himself (and it comes on the end of him lavishing praise over Biden’s policy):
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This a hard read because it makes clear we’re being ruled by a clueless old man obsessed with tariffs, who is getting rolled by China…but this snippet was a delight, it’s like he doesn’t even realize he’s talking about himself (and it comes on the end of him lavishing praise over Biden’s policy):
Trump is right that his relationship with Xi is “just about as good it gets” from Xi’s point, but too stupid and easily manipulated to understand why.
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Trump is right that his relationship with Xi is “just about as good it gets” from Xi’s point, but too stupid and easily manipulated to understand why.
OK, but you’re depriving yourself of this delicacy:
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
OK, but you’re depriving yourself of this delicacy:
Dude spends so much time whining about late night comedians.
Reset the counter to zero, boys.
Reset the counter to zero, boys.
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dude spends so much time whining about late night comedians.
Reset the counter to zero, boys.
Reset the counter to zero, boys.
“Asset price inflation, rising leverage, large sustained current account deficits, and a slowing trajectory of economic growth, exhibited virtually all the signs of a country on the verge of a financial crisis—indeed, a severe one.”
Hmm, where have I seen this lately? 🤔
Hmm, where have I seen this lately? 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Asset price inflation, rising leverage, large sustained current account deficits, and a slowing trajectory of economic growth, exhibited virtually all the signs of a country on the verge of a financial crisis—indeed, a severe one.”
Hmm, where have I seen this lately? 🤔
Hmm, where have I seen this lately? 🤔