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Jenny Exuma
@jennyllello.bsky.social
i have the voices of many in my throat,

the teeth of a frog

and the head of a goat
me, being the normal one who is completely and mentally stable,
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i'm seeing a lotta words here and none of them are "children" or "kids" hm, yes, one weird trick to retire early with only two tech job incomes (53 year old husband's career and savings unspecified)
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
dusty: We're in a new Gilded Age

busty: We're running back the Age of Shoddy
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
when fuckin BILL KRISTOL is castigating militarized authorities of the american state for playing it fast and loose with claims about an Imminent Threat necessitating armed response...
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
jesus christ mclaren stop strategizing your fucking drivers out of podium slots

a tragedy in three acts
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Wait, fucking Venezuela? Are you fucking kidding me?"
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
meditations;
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
endurance cars looking good this year;
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
its cool that chuck schumer hasn't said a single thing about the president and DoD doing an illegal war *AGAIN*
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the stuff we were freaked out about with the centralization of information six years ago is actually an Epic Vulgar Roast 🤣

(this is also a pretty good accidental summary of Evangelion if you're not familiar)
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
40,000 Years of Transgender for Everyone
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
in every post i've made on bluesky, ya dingus!
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
every breath i take is exhaled as Perfect Laughter,
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i think about this a lot the last couple of weeks,
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
getting a little bit into F1 is weird for all the little trivia you learn, like no matter how stupid you *think* the Vegas Sphere looks during special events, it is so, so much worse in an uncannily ghastly way.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"this edible ain't shit"

*ten minutes later*

"i am apparently the first Son, sorry eric and... uh. other guy"
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
you call it dermaplaning so you dont feel like less of a woman, and: same, bestie. we all do.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Pluribus is a show about how these are the same picture.

...

So is every other Vince Gilligan show, too, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation.
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i'm gonna be real with you man threatening trans people with a lost election is like threatening a devout muslim that you won't buy them a shot and a beer.

you have nothing left to threaten us with and you've lost. if you want to win, give us something.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
me, rn
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM