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Jenny Everywhere

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Engaged to the richest werewolf in the county!

Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 1d

A romance cartoon for the @theguardian.com

A large Regency house. Two sisters named Emilia and Charlotte talk on an upper floor.
"Mister Blackwell has come to call again." says Emilia as she looks out of the window "Oh, how I despise his uncouth manners and electric bicycle!"

Charlotte says "Sister, you will end up a spinster if you insist on a historically accurate suitor."
and continues "The romance novel has changed, Emilia, and so must we."

Emilia replies "Easy for you to say. You are engaged to the richest werewolf in the county!"

They are walking through the house.

Charlotte says "Look at Cousin Lucy: She is quite plain, yet made a most advantageous match with the dragon queen of nalthrax."

"True." says Emilia opening the door.

The tall, solid figure of Miuster Blackwell stands at the door wearing a top hat and tailcoat:
"Ladies, I triumphed In my ice hockey match and won ten thousand a year in sponsorship! Miss Emilia, will you be my bride?" he is holding a hockey stick.

Emilia swoons into Charlotte's arms.

February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

On this Valentine's Day, Hildegard von Blingin' has a new song out! Can't Help Falling in Love (With Thee) www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGkV...

Can't Help Falling in Love - Elvis (Bardcore | Medieval Style Cover)

YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin'

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February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

The degree to which deadlines are impending is measured in loominousity.

February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM

Jenny Everywhere

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Nobody's told him the United States already has Detroit. www.thebeaverton.com/2026/02/trum...

Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit

WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S . President Donald Trump has threatened to halt the opening of a international bridge linking Windsor and Detroit, excluding Canadians from country that they have absolutely no ...

www.thebeaverton.com

February 11, 2026 at 8:08 AM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

I don't know what Kamala Harris is doing these days but suddenly Bluesky is flooded with sock puppets talking about how much they hate her. What, does she have the rest of the Epstein files or something?

February 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

Hildegard von Blingin' dropped a new track. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oh6...

Losing My Religion - R.E.M. (Bardcore | Medieval Style Cover)

YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin'

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January 30, 2026 at 8:21 AM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

The scarves were packed too greedily, and too deep in the closet, to be easily awoken from their slumber in the wardrobe of Khazad-dum.

January 28, 2026 at 7:03 AM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

When That Man is Dead and Gone, performed by Lizzy & the Triggermen (1941 song imagining the end of Hitler) www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...

When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)

YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen

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January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

It's like the sound of any random night in college surrounded by music majors. :-) www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyk...

William Tell Overture but the pianist has ADHD.

YouTube video by George Luft

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December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

It's the holiday season again - best wishes to all of you! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSJC...

The Maccabeats - Candlelight - Hanukkah

YouTube video by Uri Westrich

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December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

News to me, Twisted Sister did a Christmas album. Holiday music isn't their usual theme, but it's well executed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Kk...

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

YouTube video by Twisted Sister - Topic

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December 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

Merry Almas, everyone. :-) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSiC...

Merry Christmas And Happy Chanukah From "Weird Al" Yankovic

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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December 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

Good advice from a little girl; you should like whoever you're smoochy kissing. :-)

Jennie Breeden @jenniebreeden.thedevilspanties.com · Nov 17

My 8yr old (I thought she was 7) asked what hetero was (bc today’s comic) “…but everyone’s different. I was A sexual until I was 21 and then I just wanted to smoochy kiss boys but didn’t wanna be friends with them.”
8yr old “mom, no, you have to be friends before you smoochy kiss.”
Mom “yes ma’am.”

November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

I did not get to the Castro on the fifth of November, and cannot say what they did for Gay Fox Day.

November 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

Eleanor of Aquitaine
Charles the Sixth has gone insane
Reconquitsta, Geoffrey Chaucer, Michelangelo!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDs...

We Didn't Start the Fire (Bardcore | Medieval/Renaissance Style Cover)

YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin'

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September 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

It's not wrong...

August 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM

Jenny Everywhere

@jennyeverywhere.bsky.social

Ever notice you're always seeing witches with big cauldrons but never witches with Tupperware? Are we supposed to believe they ate all that in one sitting?

August 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM