Jeff Schroeck
@jeffschroeck.bsky.social
Guitar (The Ergs!, Civic Mimic, Black Wine); Poetry; Boppin' baseballs with the Kensington Kayfabe; Maggs's Dad; Lynn's Husband
GOT his ass!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
GOT his ass!
My second demand (I'd be drunk with power in this scenario) would be a live action Beavis & Butthead starring Owen & Luke Wilson. No prosthetics, no voice imitations, just those two guys dressed like B&B delivering that dialogue as themselves
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My second demand (I'd be drunk with power in this scenario) would be a live action Beavis & Butthead starring Owen & Luke Wilson. No prosthetics, no voice imitations, just those two guys dressed like B&B delivering that dialogue as themselves
I wouldn't demand a full movie. Instead, I'd have the Coen brothers film a half hour behind the scenes featurette for a fake movie as the Cone Brothers, both of them totally serious, totally deadpan, the whole time made up as Coneheads
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I wouldn't demand a full movie. Instead, I'd have the Coen brothers film a half hour behind the scenes featurette for a fake movie as the Cone Brothers, both of them totally serious, totally deadpan, the whole time made up as Coneheads
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
You'd think the most annoying thing about the Philly library is the inconsistent Saturday hours but it's actually that they shelve the books in their new nonfiction sections alphabetically by author instead of by call number
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You'd think the most annoying thing about the Philly library is the inconsistent Saturday hours but it's actually that they shelve the books in their new nonfiction sections alphabetically by author instead of by call number
I don't know anything about coding or programming so maybe this isn't possible but maybe @bsky.app could use the space freed up by this to add in a feature where the app remembers where you left off when you open or refresh the app?
@bsky.app I will pay you fifty dollars American to eliminate the discover tab. Think about it
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't know anything about coding or programming so maybe this isn't possible but maybe @bsky.app could use the space freed up by this to add in a feature where the app remembers where you left off when you open or refresh the app?
I hope you realize that when you make fun of A.I., this li'l hard-workin' guy is who you're making fun of:
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I hope you realize that when you make fun of A.I., this li'l hard-workin' guy is who you're making fun of:
Sluggo is for the people
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 17,1945
November 17,1945
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sluggo is for the people
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They keep putting new faces on it but it’s been like a solid 15-20 years of videos of robots falling over, scientifically I think we can conclude that’s their main function
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They keep putting new faces on it but it’s been like a solid 15-20 years of videos of robots falling over, scientifically I think we can conclude that’s their main function
Listen,
If someone lends this book to you and you don't IMMEDIATELY point to them and say "Hey...whatta I owe ya?"
You're a coward
If someone lends this book to you and you don't IMMEDIATELY point to them and say "Hey...whatta I owe ya?"
You're a coward
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Listen,
If someone lends this book to you and you don't IMMEDIATELY point to them and say "Hey...whatta I owe ya?"
You're a coward
If someone lends this book to you and you don't IMMEDIATELY point to them and say "Hey...whatta I owe ya?"
You're a coward
My current pet conspiracy is that some entity (or entities) is making A.I. versions of songs that already exist so that radio stations and other places that play commercial music don't have to pay royalties.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My current pet conspiracy is that some entity (or entities) is making A.I. versions of songs that already exist so that radio stations and other places that play commercial music don't have to pay royalties.
It truly is amazing how many times in the last decade, whenever a right wing person has had even the slightest critique of Trump, how fast that "Welcome To The (hashtag)Resistance" flag has been unfurled, regardless of how much of a piece of shit they've proven themself to be otherwise
You fucking people will let anyone off the hook for their violent hateful beliefs and all they have to do is say shiny words you like
You’re all a bunch of Nazi tattoo forgiving, Jewish space lasers forgetting gullible marks getting played for fools
As a Jew I suggest you all go fuck yourselves.
You’re all a bunch of Nazi tattoo forgiving, Jewish space lasers forgetting gullible marks getting played for fools
As a Jew I suggest you all go fuck yourselves.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It truly is amazing how many times in the last decade, whenever a right wing person has had even the slightest critique of Trump, how fast that "Welcome To The (hashtag)Resistance" flag has been unfurled, regardless of how much of a piece of shit they've proven themself to be otherwise
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Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything.
Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything.
Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
This is a level of hate that I have a lot of respect for
I’ve still never seen all of MOULIN ROUGE because I turned it off when “Roxanne” started and never went back
September 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is a level of hate that I have a lot of respect for
Ergs gig next month at Labor Of Love's "Mischief Night Mayhem 4"
Will this be the show where @joeerg.bsky.social finally blades???
Will this be the show where @joeerg.bsky.social finally blades???
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ergs gig next month at Labor Of Love's "Mischief Night Mayhem 4"
Will this be the show where @joeerg.bsky.social finally blades???
Will this be the show where @joeerg.bsky.social finally blades???
This is still better that that one year where everyone discovered "dotard" and were so excited to have a "'tard" word that they were allowed to use again
Use of “feckless” is somehow INCREASING exponentially on a weekly basis. Please skip to the next fadword.
2025: Everyone on all sides just learned the word “feckless” and won’t stop pouring it into every sentence on all topics at all times
2020: “elide”
2015: “pivot”
2012: “bandwidth” (as in how much ability you have to handle a thing)
2020: “elide”
2015: “pivot”
2012: “bandwidth” (as in how much ability you have to handle a thing)
September 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is still better that that one year where everyone discovered "dotard" and were so excited to have a "'tard" word that they were allowed to use again
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Missed opportunity for a poisonrana
September 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Missed opportunity for a poisonrana
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The Young Bucks superkicking Alex Marvez outside their dressing room
What minor or unheralded AEW moment lives rent free in your head?
For me, it’s Lance Archer destroying poor Marko Stunt in the pandemic era. Just so menacing.
For me, it’s Lance Archer destroying poor Marko Stunt in the pandemic era. Just so menacing.
September 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The Young Bucks superkicking Alex Marvez outside their dressing room
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I don't think Magnificent A.I.mbersons will come to pass, but everyone who cares about film should reject it on principle. It sets a dangerous precedent for film preservation & restoration, bc what's to stop them from letting classics fall into disrepair when they think they can just regenerate it
September 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I don't think Magnificent A.I.mbersons will come to pass, but everyone who cares about film should reject it on principle. It sets a dangerous precedent for film preservation & restoration, bc what's to stop them from letting classics fall into disrepair when they think they can just regenerate it
It'd be cool if AEW would quit legitimizing Twitter by putting tweets up during shows
September 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It'd be cool if AEW would quit legitimizing Twitter by putting tweets up during shows
I'm never ready for how deep Bud Cort's voice is
September 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm never ready for how deep Bud Cort's voice is
Listen, I don't want anyone to be out of a job, but maybe the marketing guy who said "let's tell everyone our product isn't real" shouldn't be working there anymore
September 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Listen, I don't want anyone to be out of a job, but maybe the marketing guy who said "let's tell everyone our product isn't real" shouldn't be working there anymore
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Stephen Root and Wayne Duvall were at ROH death before dishonor
September 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Stephen Root and Wayne Duvall were at ROH death before dishonor
It took until my early twenties to realize why I was never hearing the word "rapport" spoken out loud and also why I never saw the word I heard as "repore" in print
former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey
August 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It took until my early twenties to realize why I was never hearing the word "rapport" spoken out loud and also why I never saw the word I heard as "repore" in print