Jeff Salzman
@jeffsalzman.bsky.social
I don’t suffer fools, and I don’t abide kiss asses.
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January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Unless you’re learning something, reality TV is garbage.
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Unless you’re learning something, reality TV is garbage.
RMB roasting this swill called #startrek is glorious.
“THESE WRITERS ARE F***IN' INFANTS!” — Robert Meyer Burnett SPITTIN’ FIRE & TORCHES Modern Star Trek
YouTube video by Nerdrotic Daily
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January 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
RMB roasting this swill called #startrek is glorious.
To the butt hurt idiot that for some reason felt it wise to stop in an intersection to flip me off because I call you out on your shitty driving: You’re in an intersection and risk getting t-boned. I still win.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
To the butt hurt idiot that for some reason felt it wise to stop in an intersection to flip me off because I call you out on your shitty driving: You’re in an intersection and risk getting t-boned. I still win.
Why not? #BCMisdirection
Would you like to win a copy of the film Misdirection on Apple TV? Follow the instruction in the article attached to this post to find out how. #Giveaway #BCMisdirection
Would you like to win a copy of the film Misdirection on Apple TV? Follow the instruction in the article attached to this post to find out how. #Giveaway #BCMisdirection
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January 26, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Why not? #BCMisdirection
Folks, if your theater has assigned seating and you can’t get seats with everyone sitting together, don’t be the asshole that expect the guy that bought the ticket to move. That’s all on you. I’m the guy that wants the seat he selected.
January 24, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Folks, if your theater has assigned seating and you can’t get seats with everyone sitting together, don’t be the asshole that expect the guy that bought the ticket to move. That’s all on you. I’m the guy that wants the seat he selected.
Keep pouring money into it, #paramount. Your writers are clearly onto something and you should clearly drop millions into this turkey. #startrek is dead.
Starfleet Academy Declines on Streaming
YouTube video by The Dave Cullen Show
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January 24, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Keep pouring money into it, #paramount. Your writers are clearly onto something and you should clearly drop millions into this turkey. #startrek is dead.
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Solicits are out for Flash 32 and JSA 18, coming in April. Here’s a look at the two new covers I did for Flash.
You can now really see the new details on the suit.
You can now really see the new details on the suit.
January 23, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Solicits are out for Flash 32 and JSA 18, coming in April. Here’s a look at the two new covers I did for Flash.
You can now really see the new details on the suit.
You can now really see the new details on the suit.
Windows IoT is absolute ass. Avoid it all all costs.
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Windows IoT is absolute ass. Avoid it all all costs.
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I’ve been attacked a number of times on this platform for having an opinion on modern #startrek. I’m not shy on my opinion: I hate it.
What I don’t do is tell people they shouldn’t like it. If my hating something you like offends you, you need to ask why my opinion means anything to you.
What I don’t do is tell people they shouldn’t like it. If my hating something you like offends you, you need to ask why my opinion means anything to you.
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’ve been attacked a number of times on this platform for having an opinion on modern #startrek. I’m not shy on my opinion: I hate it.
What I don’t do is tell people they shouldn’t like it. If my hating something you like offends you, you need to ask why my opinion means anything to you.
What I don’t do is tell people they shouldn’t like it. If my hating something you like offends you, you need to ask why my opinion means anything to you.
#marvel failed big here. This will hurt #daredevil sales, and rightfully so.
Marvel Comics Lays Down The Law With Blind Bags, Damages And Returns
Blindbagonomics: Marvel Comics lays down the law ahead of the release of Daredevil #1 with blind gags, damages, returns and... Jock!
bleedingcool.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:04 PM
#marvel failed big here. This will hurt #daredevil sales, and rightfully so.
#stevenseagal best performance ever.
But seriously, Will Sasso was the best Steven Seagal. Prove me wrong.
But seriously, Will Sasso was the best Steven Seagal. Prove me wrong.
Mad TV - Steven Seagal's America
YouTube video by Steven Andrew
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January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
#stevenseagal best performance ever.
But seriously, Will Sasso was the best Steven Seagal. Prove me wrong.
But seriously, Will Sasso was the best Steven Seagal. Prove me wrong.
It just occurred to me that banking interest rates on checking/savings amount to beer money at the end of the year, so it really shouldn’t be the driving factor in selecting a financial institution. Aim higher, folks.
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
It just occurred to me that banking interest rates on checking/savings amount to beer money at the end of the year, so it really shouldn’t be the driving factor in selecting a financial institution. Aim higher, folks.
Seeing this guy fail has been pretty entertaining.
Crash And Burn - The Steven Seagal Story
YouTube video by The Critical Drinker
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January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Seeing this guy fail has been pretty entertaining.
For all the keyboard warriors, past and future, that decide to come at me in the comments, why not be a man and come do it to my face, in person?
That would require work and effort, both things you people know little about.
That would require work and effort, both things you people know little about.
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
For all the keyboard warriors, past and future, that decide to come at me in the comments, why not be a man and come do it to my face, in person?
That would require work and effort, both things you people know little about.
That would require work and effort, both things you people know little about.
Remember, folks: if an employer doesn’t cut you a break for the occasional failure, bail ASAP. That signals they aren’t interested in you learning and growing. They purely value the result, and not you. Go where you are valued.
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Remember, folks: if an employer doesn’t cut you a break for the occasional failure, bail ASAP. That signals they aren’t interested in you learning and growing. They purely value the result, and not you. Go where you are valued.
Noir is making a comeback, and I need it. #vertigocomics #dccomics
Hello! A reminder that this is out NEXT MONTH! Get your orders in because you won't want to miss it. I promise!!
PERIL OF THE BRUTAL DARK: AN EZRA CAIN MYSTERY is out in February. A VERTIGO book by @thatjacobphillips.bsky.social, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, and yours truly.
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Noir is making a comeback, and I need it. #vertigocomics #dccomics
Let’s get real: David Arnold is the true successor to John Barry as far as #jamesbond goes. #amazon needs to demand David Arnold be hired to score the next film.
January 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Let’s get real: David Arnold is the true successor to John Barry as far as #jamesbond goes. #amazon needs to demand David Arnold be hired to score the next film.
#marvelcomics botched this big time. It will absolute hurt blind bag sales of #daredevil
Ultimate Endgame Sees Marvel Top Bleeding Cool Weekly Bestseller List
Ultimate Endgame #1 blind bag (and DC's absence) sees Marvel Comics dominate the Bleeding Cool Weekly Bestseller List
bleedingcool.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
#marvelcomics botched this big time. It will absolute hurt blind bag sales of #daredevil
If you’re ever accused of saying things are mid too much, just remind them that most things in life are mid. It isn’t a garbage fire, nor is it the greatest ever,
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
If you’re ever accused of saying things are mid too much, just remind them that most things in life are mid. It isn’t a garbage fire, nor is it the greatest ever,
Any #jamesbond score release that does not include the gun barrel track has failed immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Any #jamesbond score release that does not include the gun barrel track has failed immediately.
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My 2025 in comics:
194 pages penciled.
188 pages inked.
5 covers drawn.
4 separate titles.
12 con appearances.
10 cities visited.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
194 pages penciled.
188 pages inked.
5 covers drawn.
4 separate titles.
12 con appearances.
10 cities visited.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
My 2025 in comics:
194 pages penciled.
188 pages inked.
5 covers drawn.
4 separate titles.
12 con appearances.
10 cities visited.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
194 pages penciled.
188 pages inked.
5 covers drawn.
4 separate titles.
12 con appearances.
10 cities visited.
And a partridge in a pear tree.