Jeff Howard
@jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social
Writer of Oculus, Ouija: Origin of Evil, Haunting of Hill House, Midnight Mass and the forthcoming Wytches.
My grandparents had this hanging in their basement bar through my entire childhood.
April 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My grandparents had this hanging in their basement bar through my entire childhood.
John Carpenter day!
April 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
John Carpenter day!
John Carpenter day!
April 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
John Carpenter day!
Joker pants, get your Joker pants!
March 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Joker pants, get your Joker pants!
You still think loglines are difficult??
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You still think loglines are difficult??
When you skipped transmogrification class one too many times.
March 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
When you skipped transmogrification class one too many times.
If this is your valet, are you handing over the keys?
January 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If this is your valet, are you handing over the keys?
I won’t truly panic til they start wearing these.
January 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I won’t truly panic til they start wearing these.
Red sky at night, sailor’s delight.
January 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Red sky at night, sailor’s delight.
I have parents, but I was actually emotionally raised by Paul Westerberg. Happy 65th birthday, I hope you get your wish and are left alone!
January 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have parents, but I was actually emotionally raised by Paul Westerberg. Happy 65th birthday, I hope you get your wish and are left alone!
“What’s Hollywood like?”
December 30, 2024 at 8:28 PM
“What’s Hollywood like?”
Just Duke Ellington in bed with four pints of ice cream.
December 30, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Just Duke Ellington in bed with four pints of ice cream.
My aunt found this article from the Baltimore Sun about my first screenplay sale in July, 1999. Love how they put the amount in your hometown paper…
December 26, 2024 at 12:29 AM
My aunt found this article from the Baltimore Sun about my first screenplay sale in July, 1999. Love how they put the amount in your hometown paper…
33 pilot rewrite pages for legendary director and several dozen cookies and scones for the boys teachers. And tomorrow is somehow busier.
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
33 pilot rewrite pages for legendary director and several dozen cookies and scones for the boys teachers. And tomorrow is somehow busier.
Confident their hearts will grow three sizes soon!
December 8, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Confident their hearts will grow three sizes soon!
A year ago today my son was baptized — and took his science kit with him.
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 AM
A year ago today my son was baptized — and took his science kit with him.
Guess I can’t even take the kids to Nordstrom anymore! What happened to good old fashioned values?
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Guess I can’t even take the kids to Nordstrom anymore! What happened to good old fashioned values?
The Senator checks in for the school play!
November 22, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The Senator checks in for the school play!
James is now nailing Pump It Up and Pale Shelter on guitar.
November 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
James is now nailing Pump It Up and Pale Shelter on guitar.