Jeff Howard
@jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social
Writer of Oculus, Ouija: Origin of Evil, Haunting of Hill House, Midnight Mass and the forthcoming Wytches.
What if bad AI writing inadvertently proves the existence of the human soul?
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What if bad AI writing inadvertently proves the existence of the human soul?
Hey zoomers - pitching at 4:30 today but gonna be on zoom at 6pm pst for one hour to talk TV pitching. Hope to see ya then!
(I’ll be going through messages here today to add to the mailing list.)
(I’ll be going through messages here today to add to the mailing list.)
May 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hey zoomers - pitching at 4:30 today but gonna be on zoom at 6pm pst for one hour to talk TV pitching. Hope to see ya then!
(I’ll be going through messages here today to add to the mailing list.)
(I’ll be going through messages here today to add to the mailing list.)
Tomorrow, Weds May 14 at 5pm PST, free writers zoom where we’ll turn ourselves into a writers room to break a pilot. Hope to see you all there! If you aren’t on mailing list, DM me your email and I’ll add you today!
May 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Tomorrow, Weds May 14 at 5pm PST, free writers zoom where we’ll turn ourselves into a writers room to break a pilot. Hope to see you all there! If you aren’t on mailing list, DM me your email and I’ll add you today!
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Jeff Howard, the writer of Haunting Of Hill House, is doing a Free PILOT STRUCTURE ZOOM Weds 5PM PST April 30
If you’re interested DM @jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social to get on the list.
If you’re interested DM @jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social to get on the list.
April 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Jeff Howard, the writer of Haunting Of Hill House, is doing a Free PILOT STRUCTURE ZOOM Weds 5PM PST April 30
If you’re interested DM @jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social to get on the list.
If you’re interested DM @jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social to get on the list.
Diana never visually busted my balls harder than when those Irish bastards started singing their folk song.
April 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Diana never visually busted my balls harder than when those Irish bastards started singing their folk song.
For the first time in about three months, I can almost kinda smell stuff.
April 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
For the first time in about three months, I can almost kinda smell stuff.
Emails out now, if you didn’t receive let me know!
JEFF HOWARD SESSIONS UPDATE for all my boomers. Marsha is no longer involved in the sessions, which means you will be dealing directly with me from now on. What this means is -- prices are again CHEAPER, and wait time is at a minimum because I'll be handling the scheduling myself. Thread continues -
April 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Emails out now, if you didn’t receive let me know!
“You already have one of these at home.”
April 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“You already have one of these at home.”
My grandparents had this hanging in their basement bar through my entire childhood.
April 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My grandparents had this hanging in their basement bar through my entire childhood.
John Carpenter day!
April 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
John Carpenter day!
John Carpenter day!
April 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
John Carpenter day!
JEFF HOWARD SESSIONS UPDATE for all my boomers. Marsha is no longer involved in the sessions, which means you will be dealing directly with me from now on. What this means is -- prices are again CHEAPER, and wait time is at a minimum because I'll be handling the scheduling myself. Thread continues -
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
JEFF HOWARD SESSIONS UPDATE for all my boomers. Marsha is no longer involved in the sessions, which means you will be dealing directly with me from now on. What this means is -- prices are again CHEAPER, and wait time is at a minimum because I'll be handling the scheduling myself. Thread continues -
They’re gonna take everything out of the Smithsonian except nudes and stuff in gold frames.
March 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
They’re gonna take everything out of the Smithsonian except nudes and stuff in gold frames.
Joker pants, get your Joker pants!
March 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Joker pants, get your Joker pants!
“Mr Felt, please describe how Mr Woodward was added to your signal text chain.”
March 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Mr Felt, please describe how Mr Woodward was added to your signal text chain.”
I’ll be there! Will post photos.
Master of horror John Carpenter will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on April 3 at 11:30am PT!
John Carpenter to Receive His Hollywood Walk of Fame Star in April
Master of horror John Carpenter will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on April 3 at 11:30am PT. Hollywood Chamber of Commerce President & CEO Steve Nissen will serve as emcee for t...
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March 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’ll be there! Will post photos.
Giving myself the grace of a week away from reading news.
March 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Giving myself the grace of a week away from reading news.
A zen koan for you:
Stop trying to write a script and start trying to write a movie.
Stop trying to write a script and start trying to write a movie.
March 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A zen koan for you:
Stop trying to write a script and start trying to write a movie.
Stop trying to write a script and start trying to write a movie.
You still think loglines are difficult??
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You still think loglines are difficult??
Reading the comments is exactly why I just can’t bring myself to care about this place.
When you skipped transmogrification class one too many times.
March 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reading the comments is exactly why I just can’t bring myself to care about this place.
When you skipped transmogrification class one too many times.
March 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
When you skipped transmogrification class one too many times.
Back in 2008, when Obama was running, my L.A dog park friends would circle together and loudly agree with each other about everything. It just wasn’t the same. That’s how Bluesky always feels to me.
February 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Back in 2008, when Obama was running, my L.A dog park friends would circle together and loudly agree with each other about everything. It just wasn’t the same. That’s how Bluesky always feels to me.
Thinking of starting up group class zooms again. One offs for large groups, three-parters for smaller groups. Individual consults to talk story one on one. I keep it cheap and honest. If you’re interested, message me.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Thinking of starting up group class zooms again. One offs for large groups, three-parters for smaller groups. Individual consults to talk story one on one. I keep it cheap and honest. If you’re interested, message me.
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The new cover for my horror/romance/romcom novel. Brimstone. :). "True love is going through Hell together." #writersky #writingcommunty #romantasy #writing #amwriting
February 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The new cover for my horror/romance/romcom novel. Brimstone. :). "True love is going through Hell together." #writersky #writingcommunty #romantasy #writing #amwriting
For the first time in years I just remembered the time I was hooked up with a Real Housewife by a friend. Life is weird.
February 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
For the first time in years I just remembered the time I was hooked up with a Real Housewife by a friend. Life is weird.