Jeff Cipriano
@jeffreycipriano.bsky.social
I will talk to you about literally anything. That’s meant to sound like a threat.
Band name: Vertical Ellipsis
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Band name: Vertical Ellipsis
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, and Beyonce are three of the most globally popular artists rn. We are so lucky they are so smart and work so hard to use their art to teach cultural history lessons through music, dance, and visually magnificent sets when they could just stand there in jorts and lip sync.
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, and Beyonce are three of the most globally popular artists rn. We are so lucky they are so smart and work so hard to use their art to teach cultural history lessons through music, dance, and visually magnificent sets when they could just stand there in jorts and lip sync.
Rose (and I can’t stress this enough) Byrne #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Rose (and I can’t stress this enough) Byrne #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
I HAVE ARRIVED AS A MEMBER OF THE LITTERATI
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I HAVE ARRIVED AS A MEMBER OF THE LITTERATI
When Lady Violet Bridgerton showed SNATCHED AS FUCK in that corset and went “I am the tea you’re having,” I screamed at my TV like a straight guy watching his team score the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
When Lady Violet Bridgerton showed SNATCHED AS FUCK in that corset and went “I am the tea you’re having,” I screamed at my TV like a straight guy watching his team score the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
Girl, you’re better at multitasking than I am if you’re on Grindr between sets. God bless and good luck! 🫡
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Girl, you’re better at multitasking than I am if you’re on Grindr between sets. God bless and good luck! 🫡
Me watching #Bridgerton: “UGH THE YEARNING”
January 30, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Me watching #Bridgerton: “UGH THE YEARNING”
Normally I’m mad about music being played on my subway train, but this time it was “Dance at the Gym” from #WestSideStory so I’ll allow it
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Normally I’m mad about music being played on my subway train, but this time it was “Dance at the Gym” from #WestSideStory so I’ll allow it
Drag queen name: Jerry Rigging
January 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Drag queen name: Jerry Rigging
NEW JESSIE WARE ALBUM IN LESS THAN THREE MONTHS
January 29, 2026 at 7:39 PM
NEW JESSIE WARE ALBUM IN LESS THAN THREE MONTHS
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
It's v exciting to see Mamdani make affordable childcare so central to the conversation about improving the city — it's part of the reason I loved Elizabeth Warren, that she was so clued in to childcare not as some girly side ish but a key economic factor, linked to labor & housing & everything else
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It's v exciting to see Mamdani make affordable childcare so central to the conversation about improving the city — it's part of the reason I loved Elizabeth Warren, that she was so clued in to childcare not as some girly side ish but a key economic factor, linked to labor & housing & everything else
Finding #MississippiMasala deeply relatable as a film — not because I’m from the South, or black or Indian, but because I’d drop everything in my life for a shot with young Denzel
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Finding #MississippiMasala deeply relatable as a film — not because I’m from the South, or black or Indian, but because I’d drop everything in my life for a shot with young Denzel
Still amused by the fact that DISNEY, probably the company with the best marketing team in the world, thought cutting up the movie was a smarter idea than utilizing the aforementioned best marketing team in the world www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Inside ‘Elio’s’ “Catastrophic” Path: America Ferrera’s Exit, Director Change and Erasure of Queer Themes
Creatives at Pixar who saw the original director's previous cut of 'Elio' tell THR about the movie's challenging production process: "'Elio' just [became] about totally nothing."
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Still amused by the fact that DISNEY, probably the company with the best marketing team in the world, thought cutting up the movie was a smarter idea than utilizing the aforementioned best marketing team in the world www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Still cannot believe I was in the same room as #NataliePortman last night
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Still cannot believe I was in the same room as #NataliePortman last night
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Eva Victor you will ALWAYS be famous (specifically for that incredible comic video where you’re a French woman who absolutely did not murder your husband)
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Eva Victor you will ALWAYS be famous (specifically for that incredible comic video where you’re a French woman who absolutely did not murder your husband)
Needed something that’s both very funny and pro-democracy so here we are #BornYesterday
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Needed something that’s both very funny and pro-democracy so here we are #BornYesterday
This #Politico piece is hilarious in the sense that it presumes there was any honorable intent behind this institution
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
They Wanted a University Without Cancel Culture. Then Dissenters Were Ousted.
Inside the civil war at the anti-woke university backed by Bari Weiss.
www.politico.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
This #Politico piece is hilarious in the sense that it presumes there was any honorable intent behind this institution
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Recent cooking shenanigans
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Recent cooking shenanigans
I’m starting to think that Michael Rapaport, in addition to not being funny, might also be a bad guy!
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’m starting to think that Michael Rapaport, in addition to not being funny, might also be a bad guy!
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"
Watched some incredible films this week: #TrainDreams, #BeauTravail, #Querelle, #TheRemainsOfTheDay.
a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a window with his hand on his forehead
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a window with his hand on his forehead
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Watched some incredible films this week: #TrainDreams, #BeauTravail, #Querelle, #TheRemainsOfTheDay.
Drag queen name: Kenya Fillmore Buttes
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Drag queen name: Kenya Fillmore Buttes
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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black