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Jeff Silksong Coelho
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Content on pt-br, sometimes en
Caerbannog-lang
Minha toca => https://computaria.gitlab.io/blog/
Javeiro falhando miseravelmente em ficar fora de redes sociais =/
Bora aprender ciência da computação ou matemática? @ulivre.dev
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Temos uma missão!
5 mil likes e abro live codando js no backend
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Imagina a cena: 'o PC pegou um vírus'
'Trojan?'
' Não, HPV'
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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"Você comeu o meu marido, seu boiola!" seguiu você
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
PELO BEM DA HUMANIDADE!!!
Respondam errado esse captcha, não podemos dar pra IA mais recursos para ela conseguir montar circuitos robóticos para fazer o take over the world
IA tá deixando a internet foda de usar mesmo
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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IA tá deixando a internet foda de usar mesmo
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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brigaduuuuu, pessoas lindas!
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
DLC parece que é mais interessante que a main story!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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🚨 MODERATION SCAM WARNING - DMs about account violations or moderation issues are scams. We don't handle moderation via DMs/external sites and would NEVER ask for your password, payment, or credit card details regarding moderation decisions. 6/10
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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⚠️ VERIFICATION SCAM WARNING - We will NEVER DM you about account verification. Messages from "Bluesky staff" or services offering to get your account verified through DMs are scams. Report and block immediately. 5/10
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Quero ser mais compreensivo com gestores que reclamam do remoto mas não consigo porque, segundo eles, nesse modelo é mais difícil gerir o time.

Meu laudo é: skill issue.

Eu apenas olho os resultados e ouço as reclamações do time, tudo isso individualmente.

Se fulano entrega o combinado, foda-se.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Genial!!!
Não sou agressivo assim mas tb faço esse teste de mutação baseada em incompetência 😂
I have a technique I call incompetence-based-mutation-testing.

Start making some changes. Bork everything, comment out half the existing code to just make stuff compile. Run tests. Watch tests pass.

Stop refactoring, go have a stern word with the tests.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I have a technique I call incompetence-based-mutation-testing.

Start making some changes. Bork everything, comment out half the existing code to just make stuff compile. Run tests. Watch tests pass.

Stop refactoring, go have a stern word with the tests.
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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I first learned about this on an episode of Adam Ruins Everything. Shocking.
Yes, and loads of top down pressure which if left unexplained blames individuals or collectives when it was companies lobbying www.bbc.com/news/magazin...
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Sangue de BR nem é sangue, é o café que enferruja e fica vermelho depois de entrar em contato com o oxigênio, um processo que ocorre praticamente de imediato quando o recém-nascido respira por conta própria pela primeira vez
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Em Fiarlongo os habitantes são todos amaldiçoados com seda desde o nascimento, ja está na carapaça desses insetos!
Já no BR, aqui o cordão umbilical compartilha espaço entre enviar sangue ou café para o feto
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Tava vendo um dos pontos do @kotlinlang.org , e lá eles falam sobre trazer diversão pro código…
eu acho que o pessoal que escolhe techs enterprise não se ligam nesse poder, da tech stack ser “fun and enjoyable….
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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IntelliJ IDEA will use JSpecify as its preferred null-safe library starting from 2025.3.
“The adoption of JSpecify is a great example of how collaboration across the Java ecosystem can create not just another standard, but one that developers actually benefit from.” — Andrei Kogun
jb.gg/vt5qb0
Null-safe applications with Spring Boot 4
Level up your Java code and explore what Spring can do for you.
spring.io
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Most #java developers have rolled their own lazy-loading patterns for years — from factories to Suppliers to Singletons. With the new Stable Value API (previewed in JEP 502, renamed in JEP 526 for the next preview in Java 26), Java introduces lazy initialization and memoization with this brand […]
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mastodon.social
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Isso me lembrou que as duas lojas da Starbucks que iam abrir em Fortaleza não abriram pq a Starbucks Brasil entrou em processo de recuperação poucas semanas antes da inauguração, haha
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Se fosse uma lebre, teríamos uma carcaça inerte, desfacelada, porém com todas as partes presentes. Lebres matam por esporte.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Comendo como um coelho
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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What if ALL the sun's power was focused in one place?

What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!

youtu.be/qu8nx1qUwEU
What if ALL the sun’s power was focused in one place?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Claramente não tá ameaçando a vida de quem está tirando a foto, portanto é um coelho.
Diagnostico diferencial pelo @algoritmo.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM