Jeff
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
my name is jeff 👍
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he / him
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he / him
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writing my 256 page memoir called "Forgiving Blerr" about the process of forgiving @blerrycat1.bsky.social for that time she called me a turd. it's going to be coupled with an 8 part docuseries, with interviews from some of bluesky's best and brightest. stay tuned!
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
writing my 256 page memoir called "Forgiving Blerr" about the process of forgiving @blerrycat1.bsky.social for that time she called me a turd. it's going to be coupled with an 8 part docuseries, with interviews from some of bluesky's best and brightest. stay tuned!
fishing for BEARS le epic style 😎 it's over 9000!
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
fishing for BEARS le epic style 😎 it's over 9000!
charging up the phoneski
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
charging up the phoneski
you guys i am beginning to suspect that ziggy may have been snorting some of that stardust...
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you guys i am beginning to suspect that ziggy may have been snorting some of that stardust...
guys that extra 2 inches of hair is where all my cringe was stored
i am free now
i am free now
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
guys that extra 2 inches of hair is where all my cringe was stored
i am free now
i am free now
what about hot dog helper
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
what about hot dog helper
"far cry 5 : powered by dunia engines"
yeah, dunia mom!!!
yeah, dunia mom!!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"far cry 5 : powered by dunia engines"
yeah, dunia mom!!!
yeah, dunia mom!!!
how is everyone enjoying 2011 so far
is everyone having a swagadelic year
is everyone having a swagadelic year
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
how is everyone enjoying 2011 so far
is everyone having a swagadelic year
is everyone having a swagadelic year
sweatshirt time >:]
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
sweatshirt time >:]
just got a professional haircut for the first time in like 6 years feels pretty good lol. i've been cutting it myself since the pandemic but i haven't done it in like 2 years bc its a pain in the ass. anyway, so long split ends >:)
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
just got a professional haircut for the first time in like 6 years feels pretty good lol. i've been cutting it myself since the pandemic but i haven't done it in like 2 years bc its a pain in the ass. anyway, so long split ends >:)
5th base is holding hands
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
5th base is holding hands
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Sinéad O'Connor - All apologies
YouTube video by PureSinead
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November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
broetry : poetry that men are allowed to write
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
broetry : poetry that men are allowed to write
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pensando na pirâmide de carne
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
pensando na pirâmide de carne
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#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Whatever this type of content is, it should be illegal
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
godspeed you! fuckaas bitch
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
godspeed you! fuckaas bitch
it's been 7 hours and 15 days you fuckaas bitch
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
it's been 7 hours and 15 days you fuckaas bitch
i used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'til they got a hold of me 🤪
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'til they got a hold of me 🤪
you can piss if you want to
you can leave your piss behind
but your friends don't piss & if they don't piss then they're
no friends of mine
you can leave your piss behind
but your friends don't piss & if they don't piss then they're
no friends of mine
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
you can piss if you want to
you can leave your piss behind
but your friends don't piss & if they don't piss then they're
no friends of mine
you can leave your piss behind
but your friends don't piss & if they don't piss then they're
no friends of mine