J. Effingham Bellweather
@jeffinghambellw.bsky.social
super-villain caterpillar from outta space, golf specialist, i kicks the mad style so step off the frankfurter. he/hmm. crime's a-wastin! #mistermind
No way, dude!
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No way, dude!
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
To pretend no one can find,
The fallacies of morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes
Courtesies that I despise in me
Take a ride
Take a shot now
‘Cuz nobody loves me
It's true
Not like you do
The fallacies of morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes
Courtesies that I despise in me
Take a ride
Take a shot now
‘Cuz nobody loves me
It's true
Not like you do
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
To pretend no one can find,
The fallacies of morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes
Courtesies that I despise in me
Take a ride
Take a shot now
‘Cuz nobody loves me
It's true
Not like you do
The fallacies of morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes
Courtesies that I despise in me
Take a ride
Take a shot now
‘Cuz nobody loves me
It's true
Not like you do
Can't think of a better or more fitting phrase
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Can't think of a better or more fitting phrase
These animals got into my house a few weeks ago and I can't get them to leave so I guess they live here now — happy Caturday!
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
These animals got into my house a few weeks ago and I can't get them to leave so I guess they live here now — happy Caturday!
Super Mario Bros (1993) theory: since irl Bob Hoskins was ≈18 years older than John Leguizamo, I suggest that Luigi isnt Mario's brother but actually his illegitimate son from a teenage dalliance, and he has kept this secret for decades so as not to offend the very Catholic extended Mario family
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Super Mario Bros (1993) theory: since irl Bob Hoskins was ≈18 years older than John Leguizamo, I suggest that Luigi isnt Mario's brother but actually his illegitimate son from a teenage dalliance, and he has kept this secret for decades so as not to offend the very Catholic extended Mario family
Looks pretty powerful to me
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Looks pretty powerful to me
Repost with your favorite Halloween costume
Hobgoblin, mid-90s, made by my mom: thanks mom!
Hobgoblin, mid-90s, made by my mom: thanks mom!
October 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Repost with your favorite Halloween costume
Hobgoblin, mid-90s, made by my mom: thanks mom!
Hobgoblin, mid-90s, made by my mom: thanks mom!
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle."
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
The rest of the package (the other controller is around someplace;the Control Deck sadly doesn't actually work anymore).
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The rest of the package (the other controller is around someplace;the Control Deck sadly doesn't actually work anymore).
Pulled the box for my Nintendo Entertainment System Action Set out of the closet and the instruction booklets, warranty forms, etc., all smell just like they did 35 years ago 😋
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pulled the box for my Nintendo Entertainment System Action Set out of the closet and the instruction booklets, warranty forms, etc., all smell just like they did 35 years ago 😋
Halloween is coming!
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Halloween is coming!
Shiny War Machine
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Shiny War Machine
Is that Gumby?
September 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Is that Gumby?
Deep thoughts
September 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Deep thoughts
