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Jedi Puddin (Rebel Spy/Sarlacc Farmer)
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Jaimie K. Wilson - Writer: fiction/poetry/ex journo. Also Artificer, Food McGyver, ND Hobbit Mom w/an affinity for produce, Dark Citadel Ensorscellor and Godzilla's side chick.
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FAM! It's finally here! My story in @fiyahlitmag.bsky.social is ALIVE! Frickin yay!

PLEASE support art and Black artists and buy a copy today! (I can't believe someone might read this story other than my mom.) It's the Monsters and Gods edition!

fiyahlitmag.com/shop/issues/...
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Why would anyone want to travel here or even travel within America?
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Living Doll was live on read aloud tonight and that’s been posted if you wanna hear it. 💕
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The little 7 Bells Garden paid me today. I needed it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And they rolled pell mell, roly poly, down the hill.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ok so there is a ghost. My kitchen timer is ticking and I didn't twist it.

Jaimie, you in danger, girl.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I thought I had ghosts, but I just forgot I turned on the rice pot.
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pineapple agua fresca.
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Just did so many unsavory adult businessy things I think I need an Otter Pop.
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Tried to make Lofthouse cookies. Good but too sweet for my tastes, though not as sweet as the grocery store ones by far. Still, fun to give away.
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Money, money, money.
Water, water, water.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Ann Lowe was the Black genius behind Jackie Kennedy’s iconic wedding gown.

Before the fashion world was ready to credit a Black woman’s talent, Lowe was already designing for America’s most powerful families. Brilliant. Bold. Innovative. Undervalued. And nearly erased from history.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Southern southern. Chicken fried steak. Mashed potatoes out of a box. Green beans out of a can. Sometimes the poor stuff brings comfort.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Posed As Humans Hiring Day Laborers As A Ruse to Kidnap Them

Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland.

Full Report: lataco.com/daily-memo-d...
DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Posed As Humans Hiring Day Laborers As A Ruse to Kidnap Them ~ L.A. TACO
Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland, with most of the focus in Oran...
lataco.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Homemade udon noodles in dashi-based broth with young kale, Chinese cabbage, chijimisai, mustard and turnip greens, plus a young Tokinashi turnip and shitake. Featuring Dad's smoked brisket tips!
#cooking
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
America is so suck, it felt like I won the lottery when I found out my insurance will cover the MRI I need.

But I still feel stoked anyway. What a sucker.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Y'all. I did my job today. I set a meeting w/someone overseas. I finished a digital press kit. I mowed the lawn and weed whacked. I watered and put fine netting over the carrots. I almost started a load of laundry. (Just realized I didn't turn them on.) AND make noodles with my feet. Callled 2 docs!
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sitting here eating leftover lima beans and swigging Coke out of a 2-liter that's running low.

Feels real southern.

Lemme pretend they're boiled peanuts and close my eyes...
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM