How far we have not come in 250 years.
coalie: hi kids! we're gonna be best friends!
kids: yayyyyyyy!!
burghum: we will now b u r n h i m.
kids: [horrified shrieks as coalie is set ablaze]
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
coalie: hi kids! we're gonna be best friends!
kids: yayyyyyyy!!
burghum: we will now b u r n h i m.
kids: [horrified shrieks as coalie is set ablaze]