Neal Noakes
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Neal Noakes
@jealousgod216.bsky.social
Writer. Coffee drinker. Sometimes functional human being
So I have realised that, among many many many other things, I under promote.

I'll sort that out, I promise. Anyway.

Zombies.
Book.

Mash em together....

"We Will Not Survive" 13.11.2026
October 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is the cover of what was for a long time the best thing I had ever written (sorry Junderfell, you've been bested)

Pronounced Yunderfell, the book is a fantasy romp with a fair few nods to video games and genre stuff. Also, it remains sequel free at the moment, but one day... One day...
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A superhero urban fantasy, that posed the question "why be a hero, when you can be a god?"

My first PowerBorn book (there are now 4) was a book I was desperate to write, I have a few new book ideas I will be working on soon.

Maybe a new superhero or 2?
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This was my second book, and my first poetry and shorts collection, called "Branches" - the poems were compiled from hundreds I had written across a long time before putting them together, so it was kind of weird, but at the end of it was 1 poem written specifically for it.
September 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This was my first book. An urban fantasy where all folklore is real, and two brothers became opposing forces in the fight between good and evil.

Lore Volume One can be purchased on Amazon.

Whilst not my best work if proved to me that I could write a book. Volume 2? One day. One day.

#writer
August 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am overthinking my next book cover. It's fine as below right? #writerproblems
July 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Just chilling in my garden 😎
May 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Imagine being sat in the garden with a pen and paper and a coffee ... Wait...
May 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
New books. Have you read either?
May 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Working on a new horror project.
May 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Shadow drop! - and Bluesky you get a momentary exclusive, my new book is OUT NOW! www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F76QRSX...
May 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I do photos too, this is a squirrel, he visits us regularly, that is a squirrel cafe we hung specifically for squirrels. We get a lot of birds too. I might be old 🤣
May 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM