Arsenal are such a chore to watch that they've got me wanting Chelsea to win.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Arsenal are such a chore to watch that they've got me wanting Chelsea to win.
Well that was 45 minutes of my life that I won't get back.
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Well that was 45 minutes of my life that I won't get back.
Can't decide what the funniest scenario is tonight. A nuclear bomb dropped on the ground, perhaps.
February 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Can't decide what the funniest scenario is tonight. A nuclear bomb dropped on the ground, perhaps.
Somebody has crashed a paraglider into a pylon near my house. Incredible scenes.
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Somebody has crashed a paraglider into a pylon near my house. Incredible scenes.
Take a look at Spurs' next 6 fixtures. They're sleepwalking into the relegation battle.
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Take a look at Spurs' next 6 fixtures. They're sleepwalking into the relegation battle.
It's the lack of consistency that's infuriating. Defenders cleaning out attackers after they've got a shot off is a foul, but it happens multiple times a match and yet this is the only one you'll see given all season.
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
It's the lack of consistency that's infuriating. Defenders cleaning out attackers after they've got a shot off is a foul, but it happens multiple times a match and yet this is the only one you'll see given all season.
This has been the case for a year now. Their most talented player, but he's a soloist in a team sport.
Chelsea looking a better, more balanced side without Cole Palmer is it.
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
This has been the case for a year now. Their most talented player, but he's a soloist in a team sport.
Proper belly-laughed at the video of the Aussie bloke launching a chair at a doorman and cleaning out his mate instead.
January 31, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Proper belly-laughed at the video of the Aussie bloke launching a chair at a doorman and cleaning out his mate instead.
Fellowship of the Sausage
Schindler's Sausage
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Fellowship of the Sausage
We can infer from this that yes, the car is extremely overweight.
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 PM
We can infer from this that yes, the car is extremely overweight.
I'm assuming the weight issue stems from them having to beef up the car to pass the crash tests, because that's an insane amount to be over by. It's a second per lap in performance lost.
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I'm assuming the weight issue stems from them having to beef up the car to pass the crash tests, because that's an insane amount to be over by. It's a second per lap in performance lost.
Still think City will catch Arsenal. The whole club: fans, manager, players are completely emotionally unstable in situations like this.
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Still think City will catch Arsenal. The whole club: fans, manager, players are completely emotionally unstable in situations like this.
These have been appalling subs from Arteta. Every one has made them worse.
January 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
These have been appalling subs from Arteta. Every one has made them worse.
Ballon D'Orgu. Lets go.
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Ballon D'Orgu. Lets go.
A shame that Burnham is running, because we'll almost certainly end up with someone much worse as mayor now.
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
A shame that Burnham is running, because we'll almost certainly end up with someone much worse as mayor now.
Ferrari breaking down during the shakedown is it.
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Ferrari breaking down during the shakedown is it.
Forest have been a disgrace here. A proper cowardly performance.
January 22, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Forest have been a disgrace here. A proper cowardly performance.
Thought this said 'David Luiz' for a moment.
🚨 EXCL: Chelsea considering move to sign Douglas Luiz on loan for rest of season. 27yo midfielder currently with Nottingham Forest from Juventus but #CFC see as system fit; Brazil int’l would add quality, experience, depth until summer 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
Chelsea considering loan deal to sign Douglas Luiz for rest of season
Luiz has only made 13 appearances this season for Nottingham Forest while on loan from Juventus.
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Thought this said 'David Luiz' for a moment.
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Or, indeed, at all.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Or, indeed, at all.
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Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
City conceding 5 in 1-and-a-bit matches is funny enough, but United and Bodo between them have had another 5 disallowed for pretty narrow offsides.
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
City conceding 5 in 1-and-a-bit matches is funny enough, but United and Bodo between them have had another 5 disallowed for pretty narrow offsides.
That airbox is massive and suggests some pretty bad issues with cooling the engine.
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 PM
That airbox is massive and suggests some pretty bad issues with cooling the engine.
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I get why it happens, but the noise around Dalot escaping a red is hilarious given this was less than two weeks ago and has hardly been mentioned
January 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I get why it happens, but the noise around Dalot escaping a red is hilarious given this was less than two weeks ago and has hardly been mentioned
De Zerbi as United manager is equal parts fascinating and terrifying. He's an absolute loon and likely to be a nightmare to work with, but on the other hand every team where he's spent any length of time has vastly improved during his tenure.
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
De Zerbi as United manager is equal parts fascinating and terrifying. He's an absolute loon and likely to be a nightmare to work with, but on the other hand every team where he's spent any length of time has vastly improved during his tenure.