jcsimonds
@jcsimonds.bsky.social
Author - The Heirs to Camelot series (paranormal romance), shopping a sci-fi humor book: My Ridiculous Life in Space. Corporate trainer. Cross-stitcher. Liberal old hippie chick who bites. "Feral and not trained."
#BookSky
#HolidayBookRecommendations
I still love to read Charles Dicken's A CHRISTMAS CAROL in this season.
Back in the day, when we didn't know Neil Gaiman was a sexual predator, I used to enjoy his reading of it, in costume.
#HolidayBookRecommendations
I still love to read Charles Dicken's A CHRISTMAS CAROL in this season.
Back in the day, when we didn't know Neil Gaiman was a sexual predator, I used to enjoy his reading of it, in costume.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
#BookSky
#HolidayBookRecommendations
I still love to read Charles Dicken's A CHRISTMAS CAROL in this season.
Back in the day, when we didn't know Neil Gaiman was a sexual predator, I used to enjoy his reading of it, in costume.
#HolidayBookRecommendations
I still love to read Charles Dicken's A CHRISTMAS CAROL in this season.
Back in the day, when we didn't know Neil Gaiman was a sexual predator, I used to enjoy his reading of it, in costume.
My to-be-husband would not marry me until I became as big a fan of #DoctorWho as he. My favorites:
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My to-be-husband would not marry me until I became as big a fan of #DoctorWho as he. My favorites:
Was working at my desk when I heard a short YIP!
Discovered doggo so wrapped up in the electric blanket there was no way to get him out unless I destroyed the blanket. The yip was because he fell off the bed, tangled.
Guess I needed a new blanket anyway
#BlueSkyDogs
#Beagles
#RainyDayMischief
Discovered doggo so wrapped up in the electric blanket there was no way to get him out unless I destroyed the blanket. The yip was because he fell off the bed, tangled.
Guess I needed a new blanket anyway
#BlueSkyDogs
#Beagles
#RainyDayMischief
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Was working at my desk when I heard a short YIP!
Discovered doggo so wrapped up in the electric blanket there was no way to get him out unless I destroyed the blanket. The yip was because he fell off the bed, tangled.
Guess I needed a new blanket anyway
#BlueSkyDogs
#Beagles
#RainyDayMischief
Discovered doggo so wrapped up in the electric blanket there was no way to get him out unless I destroyed the blanket. The yip was because he fell off the bed, tangled.
Guess I needed a new blanket anyway
#BlueSkyDogs
#Beagles
#RainyDayMischief
Welp, we are going to war against #Venzuela.
To hide the #EpsteinFiles and pretend that we cannot have elections in 2026
This is called Wag the Dog, which was also the name of a great movie with Robert DeNiro & Dustin Hoffman
To hide the #EpsteinFiles and pretend that we cannot have elections in 2026
This is called Wag the Dog, which was also the name of a great movie with Robert DeNiro & Dustin Hoffman
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Welp, we are going to war against #Venzuela.
To hide the #EpsteinFiles and pretend that we cannot have elections in 2026
This is called Wag the Dog, which was also the name of a great movie with Robert DeNiro & Dustin Hoffman
To hide the #EpsteinFiles and pretend that we cannot have elections in 2026
This is called Wag the Dog, which was also the name of a great movie with Robert DeNiro & Dustin Hoffman
If the #Democrats do not run 24/7 ads using these images to show America what voting for tRump & the Rethuglicans have created, then we will lose this country
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If the #Democrats do not run 24/7 ads using these images to show America what voting for tRump & the Rethuglicans have created, then we will lose this country
Yes, my mouth is always flopping open to yap too loudly or to shove food into.
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yes, my mouth is always flopping open to yap too loudly or to shove food into.
Turns out, #solarpanels are great at helping in disaster recovery.
#Jamaica - devastated by #HurricaneMelissa - is recovering faster b/c many people had solar.
tinyurl.com/y9bkt2aj
#Jamaica - devastated by #HurricaneMelissa - is recovering faster b/c many people had solar.
tinyurl.com/y9bkt2aj
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Turns out, #solarpanels are great at helping in disaster recovery.
#Jamaica - devastated by #HurricaneMelissa - is recovering faster b/c many people had solar.
tinyurl.com/y9bkt2aj
#Jamaica - devastated by #HurricaneMelissa - is recovering faster b/c many people had solar.
tinyurl.com/y9bkt2aj
One of the things I love about #Nevada is that most of the state is comprised of small weird towns and weird stuff happens.
Case in point: the vote in Gerlach (the town outside the area where Burning Man is held) was tied. It was decided by a coin flip and high card.
tinyurl.com/3xy6xju3
Case in point: the vote in Gerlach (the town outside the area where Burning Man is held) was tied. It was decided by a coin flip and high card.
tinyurl.com/3xy6xju3
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
One of the things I love about #Nevada is that most of the state is comprised of small weird towns and weird stuff happens.
Case in point: the vote in Gerlach (the town outside the area where Burning Man is held) was tied. It was decided by a coin flip and high card.
tinyurl.com/3xy6xju3
Case in point: the vote in Gerlach (the town outside the area where Burning Man is held) was tied. It was decided by a coin flip and high card.
tinyurl.com/3xy6xju3
#Voyager2 encountered a wall of fire at the edge of the solar system.
Pretty sure the next step is Klingons shooting it down.
#Space
#StarTrek
tinyurl.com/5ejmpw27
Pretty sure the next step is Klingons shooting it down.
#Space
#StarTrek
tinyurl.com/5ejmpw27
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#Voyager2 encountered a wall of fire at the edge of the solar system.
Pretty sure the next step is Klingons shooting it down.
#Space
#StarTrek
tinyurl.com/5ejmpw27
Pretty sure the next step is Klingons shooting it down.
#Space
#StarTrek
tinyurl.com/5ejmpw27
Once upon a time, I thought Fall Back Day was my favorite because of the free extra hour of sleep.
Someone had other ideas this morning.
Someone had other ideas this morning.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Once upon a time, I thought Fall Back Day was my favorite because of the free extra hour of sleep.
Someone had other ideas this morning.
Someone had other ideas this morning.
Just about finished with #CozyFantasy Can't Spell Treason Without Tea by @rebeccathorne.bsky.social
We don't see many stories about the process of going from being in love (an intoxicating state), to building a loving relationship on trust & support. The author does this to perfection. Recommend!
We don't see many stories about the process of going from being in love (an intoxicating state), to building a loving relationship on trust & support. The author does this to perfection. Recommend!
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just about finished with #CozyFantasy Can't Spell Treason Without Tea by @rebeccathorne.bsky.social
We don't see many stories about the process of going from being in love (an intoxicating state), to building a loving relationship on trust & support. The author does this to perfection. Recommend!
We don't see many stories about the process of going from being in love (an intoxicating state), to building a loving relationship on trust & support. The author does this to perfection. Recommend!
Think #CNN is at least neutral about Donold Diaper?
After a visit to the White House, the station's head told staff to stop covering the East Wing demolition b/c viewers "aren't interested."
tinyurl.com/ysucbakv
After a visit to the White House, the station's head told staff to stop covering the East Wing demolition b/c viewers "aren't interested."
tinyurl.com/ysucbakv
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Think #CNN is at least neutral about Donold Diaper?
After a visit to the White House, the station's head told staff to stop covering the East Wing demolition b/c viewers "aren't interested."
tinyurl.com/ysucbakv
After a visit to the White House, the station's head told staff to stop covering the East Wing demolition b/c viewers "aren't interested."
tinyurl.com/ysucbakv
Was watching the 2002 version of The Count of Monte Cristo and realized the kid is Henry Cavill (Witcher) in his first big-screen part!
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Was watching the 2002 version of The Count of Monte Cristo and realized the kid is Henry Cavill (Witcher) in his first big-screen part!
OMG why is loud ignorance a thing these days. People like this used to be ashamed of being morons.
People had a dozen kids because few lived to adulthood. And the grave markers are heartbreaking
People had a dozen kids because few lived to adulthood. And the grave markers are heartbreaking
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
OMG why is loud ignorance a thing these days. People like this used to be ashamed of being morons.
People had a dozen kids because few lived to adulthood. And the grave markers are heartbreaking
People had a dozen kids because few lived to adulthood. And the grave markers are heartbreaking
I *hate* the whole ugly baronial ballroom thing.
But in point of fact, whenever presidents in the last 40 years needed to have larger functions, they had to erect a big tent in the back of the White House. Tents are hardly secure structures. Or particularly dignified for State functions.
But in point of fact, whenever presidents in the last 40 years needed to have larger functions, they had to erect a big tent in the back of the White House. Tents are hardly secure structures. Or particularly dignified for State functions.
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I *hate* the whole ugly baronial ballroom thing.
But in point of fact, whenever presidents in the last 40 years needed to have larger functions, they had to erect a big tent in the back of the White House. Tents are hardly secure structures. Or particularly dignified for State functions.
But in point of fact, whenever presidents in the last 40 years needed to have larger functions, they had to erect a big tent in the back of the White House. Tents are hardly secure structures. Or particularly dignified for State functions.
One of the reasons they don't want pictures taken from the Treasury Department is that the entrance to an emergency bunker is under there
That's the reason FDR had the East Wing built in 1941 - to hide the entrance.
So, yeah, anything can be done now
That's the reason FDR had the East Wing built in 1941 - to hide the entrance.
So, yeah, anything can be done now
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One of the reasons they don't want pictures taken from the Treasury Department is that the entrance to an emergency bunker is under there
That's the reason FDR had the East Wing built in 1941 - to hide the entrance.
So, yeah, anything can be done now
That's the reason FDR had the East Wing built in 1941 - to hide the entrance.
So, yeah, anything can be done now
This Berkshires Vanderbilt Guided Age mansion is haunted, and the conservators are cool with that.
tinyurl.com/58swsetr
tinyurl.com/58swsetr
October 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This Berkshires Vanderbilt Guided Age mansion is haunted, and the conservators are cool with that.
tinyurl.com/58swsetr
tinyurl.com/58swsetr
Thieves broke into the Louvre ==> this morning while it was open <== and stole the Napoleonic jewels.
tinyurl.com/5efry4ff
tinyurl.com/5efry4ff
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thieves broke into the Louvre ==> this morning while it was open <== and stole the Napoleonic jewels.
tinyurl.com/5efry4ff
tinyurl.com/5efry4ff
I find the people who join here saying "Follow my Twitter/X account" hilarious.
My Dude, we are here because X is a hellscape. Fuck off back there.
My Dude, we are here because X is a hellscape. Fuck off back there.
October 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I find the people who join here saying "Follow my Twitter/X account" hilarious.
My Dude, we are here because X is a hellscape. Fuck off back there.
My Dude, we are here because X is a hellscape. Fuck off back there.
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Rocky is our 4th beagle.
We named our company Beagle Bay (because beagle #3 was sure every phone call was for him and, AROOOOOOO!).
All because of Snoopy.
We named our company Beagle Bay (because beagle #3 was sure every phone call was for him and, AROOOOOOO!).
All because of Snoopy.
October 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Rocky is our 4th beagle.
We named our company Beagle Bay (because beagle #3 was sure every phone call was for him and, AROOOOOOO!).
All because of Snoopy.
We named our company Beagle Bay (because beagle #3 was sure every phone call was for him and, AROOOOOOO!).
All because of Snoopy.
#SaturdaySelfPromo
#Romantasy
#ParanormalRomance
#ReincarnationRomance
#KingArthur
Read the posted chapters or buy the book! tinyurl.com/3uffp54b
#Romantasy
#ParanormalRomance
#ReincarnationRomance
#KingArthur
Read the posted chapters or buy the book! tinyurl.com/3uffp54b
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
#SaturdaySelfPromo
#Romantasy
#ParanormalRomance
#ReincarnationRomance
#KingArthur
Read the posted chapters or buy the book! tinyurl.com/3uffp54b
#Romantasy
#ParanormalRomance
#ReincarnationRomance
#KingArthur
Read the posted chapters or buy the book! tinyurl.com/3uffp54b