J. Krampus et Kringle
@jcrallo.bsky.social
Environmental toxicologist (PhD). Agricultural Science Professional. I do environmental risk assessments within the pesticide realm. Industry man. Former Fired Fed. Occasional shit-poster, amateur cocktail enthusiast. Philly Philly.
Absolute UNIT of a mourning dove on the porch this morning
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Absolute UNIT of a mourning dove on the porch this morning
Tear each other apart, you deplorable cockroaches.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tear each other apart, you deplorable cockroaches.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Saw this in a friend group yesterday. Elon’s always with that dumb cigar.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Saw this in a friend group yesterday. Elon’s always with that dumb cigar.
*siiiiiiiiiigh*
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
*siiiiiiiiiigh*
Gorgeous out here in the Kofa National Park but goodness there ain’t a dang thing here!
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Gorgeous out here in the Kofa National Park but goodness there ain’t a dang thing here!
35 minutes with the 3 year old yielded honestly pretty much S and A Tier candy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
35 minutes with the 3 year old yielded honestly pretty much S and A Tier candy.
Gotta counter program this disgusting BS on the USDA landing page.
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Gotta counter program this disgusting BS on the USDA landing page.
Holy shit this is absolutely disgusting. And yknow yet another Hatch Act violation.
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Holy shit this is absolutely disgusting. And yknow yet another Hatch Act violation.
Oh Mothman without a doubt. Fun legend, seems like a cool dude that’s just in it to tell ya to keep yer head on a swivel, but ALSO because they made him a statue with a dummy thicc ass
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh Mothman without a doubt. Fun legend, seems like a cool dude that’s just in it to tell ya to keep yer head on a swivel, but ALSO because they made him a statue with a dummy thicc ass
Ah, well, if I may trade a meme for a meme. Bluesky, what a community!
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ah, well, if I may trade a meme for a meme. Bluesky, what a community!
*MOST* muppets, thank you
October 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
*MOST* muppets, thank you
“Awl tawk about hefhcare but only if the guvberment weopens”
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“Awl tawk about hefhcare but only if the guvberment weopens”
If chronic exposure to dihydrogen monoxide can do THIS to a METAL PIPE just IMAGINE what it does to YOU!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If chronic exposure to dihydrogen monoxide can do THIS to a METAL PIPE just IMAGINE what it does to YOU!!!!
Hahaha! Always on hand for an Eagles W!
September 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hahaha! Always on hand for an Eagles W!
Cam constantly looks like he’s playing dress-up with stuff he found in his Grandad’s closet, you’d think he’d realize he is indeed in that glass house.
September 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Cam constantly looks like he’s playing dress-up with stuff he found in his Grandad’s closet, you’d think he’d realize he is indeed in that glass house.
Like these 571- numbers are all the CK grift messages. (For reference the days on the right are how many days till auto delete).
September 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Like these 571- numbers are all the CK grift messages. (For reference the days on the right are how many days till auto delete).
Big time vibes. Not like Nancy’s experienced such things before
September 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Big time vibes. Not like Nancy’s experienced such things before
Really a bummer, that.
September 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Really a bummer, that.
Look at this loaf of a dog my brother has.
August 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Look at this loaf of a dog my brother has.
Preacher knew best
August 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Preacher knew best