J. Krampus et Kringle
@jcrallo.bsky.social
Environmental toxicologist (PhD). Agricultural Science Professional. I do environmental risk assessments within the pesticide realm. Industry man. Former Fired Fed. Occasional shit-poster, amateur cocktail enthusiast. Philly Philly.
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Things are pretty shitty but here’s a picture of when my best friend first realized he’s not going back to the pound and these bushes will always be his to enjoy.
Yesssss baby it’s Christmas Skeets SZN and we’re starting it with a BAAAANGER
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yesssss baby it’s Christmas Skeets SZN and we’re starting it with a BAAAANGER
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Scrooge:
Go to the butcher shop, three lanes down.
Take this money, don't wear a frown.
The goose in the window, the one you see?
Boy:
The one that's damn near bigger than me??!!
Scrooge:
A fine lad, clever and smart and willing.
Get back fast and I'll tip 3 shilling.
Go to the butcher shop, three lanes down.
Take this money, don't wear a frown.
The goose in the window, the one you see?
Boy:
The one that's damn near bigger than me??!!
Scrooge:
A fine lad, clever and smart and willing.
Get back fast and I'll tip 3 shilling.
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Scrooge:
Go to the butcher shop, three lanes down.
Take this money, don't wear a frown.
The goose in the window, the one you see?
Boy:
The one that's damn near bigger than me??!!
Scrooge:
A fine lad, clever and smart and willing.
Get back fast and I'll tip 3 shilling.
Go to the butcher shop, three lanes down.
Take this money, don't wear a frown.
The goose in the window, the one you see?
Boy:
The one that's damn near bigger than me??!!
Scrooge:
A fine lad, clever and smart and willing.
Get back fast and I'll tip 3 shilling.
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MCA: you there boy, what day is-
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
January 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
MCA: you there boy, what day is-
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
Traditional night of drinking a bunch of sake while prepping and cooking sides ENGAGE
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Traditional night of drinking a bunch of sake while prepping and cooking sides ENGAGE
Sup folks, Charlie Brown Holiday Specials suck, always have, no I won’t be swayed. Dddddeal with it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sup folks, Charlie Brown Holiday Specials suck, always have, no I won’t be swayed. Dddddeal with it.
Was having a miserable time in the pharmaceutical R&D labs, got drunk one night and woke up to a ton of in-process grad school applications to Environmental Toxicology programs. Figured I’d roll with it for a bit, 12 years later I’ve run not one but two EcoTox programs for global AgChem companies.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Was having a miserable time in the pharmaceutical R&D labs, got drunk one night and woke up to a ton of in-process grad school applications to Environmental Toxicology programs. Figured I’d roll with it for a bit, 12 years later I’ve run not one but two EcoTox programs for global AgChem companies.
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When MAGA Republicans say they think standard statements about U.S. military personnel following America’s laws of armed combat and the U.S. military’s code of conduct are so terrible it’s practically treason, believe them. That is the project they are engaged in.
Republicans are treating this like it's some kind of treason. Nothing is being said here that wasn't taught to me as a US Army officer, as a core and standard part of my training.
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When MAGA Republicans say they think standard statements about U.S. military personnel following America’s laws of armed combat and the U.S. military’s code of conduct are so terrible it’s practically treason, believe them. That is the project they are engaged in.
Gorgeous out here in the Kofa National Park but goodness there ain’t a dang thing here!
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Gorgeous out here in the Kofa National Park but goodness there ain’t a dang thing here!
Well fuck teen Pope is smoking hot isn’t he?
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Well fuck teen Pope is smoking hot isn’t he?
Somehow always seem to be in the desert during a new moon.
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Somehow always seem to be in the desert during a new moon.
There’s not a Hell hot enough for these bastards and they can’t get there fast enough.
The US Department of Agriculture has ordered that "states must immediately undo any steps taken to issue full SNAP benefits for November 2025".
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There’s not a Hell hot enough for these bastards and they can’t get there fast enough.
Did not realize that the Trump Admin and ICE/CBP hated Christians so much that they’d assault religious freedom of prayer.
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility (Charles Thrush/Block Club Chicago)
Main Link | memeorandum Permalink
Main Link | memeorandum Permalink
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Did not realize that the Trump Admin and ICE/CBP hated Christians so much that they’d assault religious freedom of prayer.
These bastards need to be paraded through the streets in front of jeering mobs and then put somewhere far far away that’s very cold and extremely miserable for the rest of their lives.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
These bastards need to be paraded through the streets in front of jeering mobs and then put somewhere far far away that’s very cold and extremely miserable for the rest of their lives.
If this AMs Squakbox was to be taken seriously, it’s that these GOP dolts are just so high on their own supply that they’re in an alternate reality.
I legit can’t figure out the play on these FAA flight cancellations. Who’s the White House trying to pressure. And who do they think people are gonna get mad at when Thanksgiving goes down the drain?
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If this AMs Squakbox was to be taken seriously, it’s that these GOP dolts are just so high on their own supply that they’re in an alternate reality.
Flying on Sunday, should I get a bunch of Costco size boxes of candy bars for the TSA folks?
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Flying on Sunday, should I get a bunch of Costco size boxes of candy bars for the TSA folks?
Guys, this dipshit thinks we’re going to lose 397 lbs per person on average in a year.
So like mass starvation or is Oz just a fucking idiot?
So like mass starvation or is Oz just a fucking idiot?
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Guys, this dipshit thinks we’re going to lose 397 lbs per person on average in a year.
So like mass starvation or is Oz just a fucking idiot?
So like mass starvation or is Oz just a fucking idiot?
Huge huge huge props to my good friend Dustin Gettle on his reelection to Mayor of Midvale, UT. Absolutely crushed the competition with progressive, compassionate, for-the-people campaign, not unlike some major national level winners last night.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Huge huge huge props to my good friend Dustin Gettle on his reelection to Mayor of Midvale, UT. Absolutely crushed the competition with progressive, compassionate, for-the-people campaign, not unlike some major national level winners last night.
www.mayordustin.com
www.mayordustin.com
VIRGINIA comin in soon! Let’s blue sweep and start sending this MAGAfilth back under the rocks they crawled from.
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
VIRGINIA comin in soon! Let’s blue sweep and start sending this MAGAfilth back under the rocks they crawled from.
That’s awesome the Cheney died on the same day that America is going to smash these filthy fucking MAGAnazis in the dick with a sledgehammer Part 1.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
That’s awesome the Cheney died on the same day that America is going to smash these filthy fucking MAGAnazis in the dick with a sledgehammer Part 1.
Im a Clemson alum and yknow what, Duke?
You’re right.
You’re right.
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Im a Clemson alum and yknow what, Duke?
You’re right.
You’re right.
Not even the sadboy homers at 105.5 the Roar can keep defending Dabo at this point.
It’s time to fire Dabo. He’s worthless at this point. Totally out of touch with today’s game and incapable of competing. #clemsontigers #clemson
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Not even the sadboy homers at 105.5 the Roar can keep defending Dabo at this point.
It’s time to fire Dabo. He’s worthless at this point. Totally out of touch with today’s game and incapable of competing. #clemsontigers #clemson
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s time to fire Dabo. He’s worthless at this point. Totally out of touch with today’s game and incapable of competing. #clemsontigers #clemson
35 minutes with the 3 year old yielded honestly pretty much S and A Tier candy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
35 minutes with the 3 year old yielded honestly pretty much S and A Tier candy.
Catch that car, you absolute idiot.
Trump: “…BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE GONE STONE COLD “CRAZY,” THE CHOICE IS CLEAR — INITIATE THE “NUCLEAR OPTION,” GET RID OF THE FILIBUSTER AND, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Catch that car, you absolute idiot.
I’ll betcha that ICE/CBP is going to murder a child this Halloween because of a scaaaaaary costume.
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ll betcha that ICE/CBP is going to murder a child this Halloween because of a scaaaaaary costume.