Justin Bronn
jbronn.bsky.social
Justin Bronn
@jbronn.bsky.social
(Geo | Legal | CS) Hacker
these chuds are too dumb for grand strategy games
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
we crave leadership from democrats, not bipartisanship
January 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
To celebrate getting this book, I bought Decision ‘92 trading cards — they include a special subset dedicated to billionaire Ross Perot!
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
“take her to the Galleria and buy everything except the mannequins y’hear?”
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
viewed this piece for first time today, never seen so much Warhol on display at the Menil

www.menil.org/collection/o...
Little Race Riot - Menil
www.menil.org
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it’s easy to miss the swamp in December
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Lone Star Light at West Alabama Ice House on this balmy December day.
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
oh yeah I’m feeling it
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Google Fiber uses wireless to backhaul my building’s traffic. Fun side effect is that heavy rain and windstorms will take down my “fiber” connection for several hours — until a tech can realign the receivers.
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
on the bright side, at least David Ellison didn’t get to acquire Warner Brothers
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
want to talk about inflation: an annual Docker Pro subscription went from $60 to $108
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
had the weirdest outage with Google Fiber where traffic was only routable to Google-owned IPs, e.g., YouTube was fine but Netflix/Hulu was not. A glimpse into the future I guess.
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
only *one* art crime reporter in US? thought rich folk cared about not acquiring nazi loot… ahh, never mind.
My opening for a comedic talk would be "Hi, my name is Karen Ho, a name ruined by white people twice. For nearly three years, I was the only full-time art crime reporter in America. I know why so many museums are haunted and which paintings were seized from Leonardo DiCaprio by the US government."
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the future is wonderful where you have extensive questioning for any injury to maximally subrogate any claims
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m so old that I remember a time when the NYT would send out push notifications about a president’s mental acuity.
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
time to see Dan Soder at the Paramount!
October 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
discovered Fairy Land while walking the dog today
September 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
don’t bring your children to red rocks in seats that cost more than a sitter 🤷‍♂️
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Rusty Foster has thin skin — this got me blocked and I didn’t even mention “Rustina”
the first time he fucked off to the Maine woods was in 2002 after community fundraising $35k for kuro5hin, promising to form a non profit, and then never followed through
September 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ignoring all the bullshit and preparing for atmosphere at red rocks
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Orin Kerr is what happens when elite legal brain meets engineer’s disease.
This is an excellent example of what it looks like when a legal analyst is incapable of adjusting their worldview to the realities of the current moment.
September 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
was able to get my 💉today thanks to this! glad that states are recognizing the insanity of the RFK guidelines
September 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
fun to learn that you can’t play your fav songs at the bar due to licensing. IP is so great! /s
September 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
getting blocked when you’re unimportant demonstrates that you’ve struck a nerve
September 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Reposted by Justin Bronn
One nice thing about Burning Man is that it removes the more insufferable part of the population from San Francisco for over a week. Parking is abundant and the vibes are pristine.
August 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM