Jane McLoughlin
@jbmcloughlin.bsky.social
Writer of Gothic suspense, psychological thrillers, and other crime. The Perfect Couple, Lume/Joffe out March, 24.
50 years ago Telegraph readers were young, so their bones didn't ache. I guess that counts as "better". Oh, and booze and fags were pretty cheap.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
50 years ago Telegraph readers were young, so their bones didn't ache. I guess that counts as "better". Oh, and booze and fags were pretty cheap.
I did know that. So cool!
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I did know that. So cool!
I want to be the official Bluesky Scold, if there's a job going, although it would mostly be a case of self-flagellation. Will definitely be reading a lot this November, as it already seems darker than past years. Great idea!
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I want to be the official Bluesky Scold, if there's a job going, although it would mostly be a case of self-flagellation. Will definitely be reading a lot this November, as it already seems darker than past years. Great idea!
Please don't make me pity him.
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Please don't make me pity him.
There are no "safe" spaces for women that are made less safe by the inclusion of trans women. Cis men are the danger. D'uh.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
There are no "safe" spaces for women that are made less safe by the inclusion of trans women. Cis men are the danger. D'uh.
Although, weirdly, they look like they could be his kids.
October 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Although, weirdly, they look like they could be his kids.
I think you mean Barack Hussein Obama, and his sinister ability to sprint down stairs.
October 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I think you mean Barack Hussein Obama, and his sinister ability to sprint down stairs.
Same for me, unthieving bastards!
October 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Same for me, unthieving bastards!
Great fodder for other comedians, though.
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Great fodder for other comedians, though.
Looks fascinating, as does the test of the magazine. Congratulations!
September 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Looks fascinating, as does the test of the magazine. Congratulations!
The iron-clad Boris Johnson promise always holds.
September 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The iron-clad Boris Johnson promise always holds.
Yes, we all need to pull those sad faces for the cameras and talk about how "devastated" we are.
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Yes, we all need to pull those sad faces for the cameras and talk about how "devastated" we are.
Oooh, congratulations 👏🎉
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Oooh, congratulations 👏🎉
I remember a comedian telling a joke about why anyone would kill a cat when chicken was so cheap and easy to procure.
September 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I remember a comedian telling a joke about why anyone would kill a cat when chicken was so cheap and easy to procure.
When I lived in San Francisco in the 1980s there were stickers on signs about missing ducks in Golden Gate Park. Very old (and fake) news indeed.
September 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
When I lived in San Francisco in the 1980s there were stickers on signs about missing ducks in Golden Gate Park. Very old (and fake) news indeed.
Is this the secret Irish offspring of Thatcher and Farage (raised by nuns)?
September 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Is this the secret Irish offspring of Thatcher and Farage (raised by nuns)?
I'm hoping this rubbish will be his shark jumping moment, and the beginning of the end if not the end in itself.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I'm hoping this rubbish will be his shark jumping moment, and the beginning of the end if not the end in itself.
He is jumping the shark.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
He is jumping the shark.