Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free)
@jazzazzin.bsky.social
Lifetime #UtahJazz fan 👍🎷😢
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
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And, Twitter...you're gone forever! You were beloved...and then a fascist oligarch purchased you and turned you into a dumpster fire that I had to bulldoze off a cliff where the bottom is filled with excrement and nitroglycerin. 👋🖕
So Keyonte got 39 tonight? He’s like one of the rebuild draft picks. How is that a bad win? 😂
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
So Keyonte got 39 tonight? He’s like one of the rebuild draft picks. How is that a bad win? 😂
They are sad about winning this one? 😂 Yet another reason I’m happy to be done with Twitter 😂
Jazz Twitter losing their fucking minds that the Jazz won again
They closed with Kevin fucking Love at center, what more do you want them to do
They seem to think you can just walk up to Lauri Markkanen and hypnotize him into thinking 'you are not heaaaaaaalthyyyyy...sit on the beeeeeeench'
They closed with Kevin fucking Love at center, what more do you want them to do
They seem to think you can just walk up to Lauri Markkanen and hypnotize him into thinking 'you are not heaaaaaaalthyyyyy...sit on the beeeeeeench'
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
They are sad about winning this one? 😂 Yet another reason I’m happy to be done with Twitter 😂
Now I know why I got SEG+…so I can ignore the entire game until the very end, and then rewind to watch a rare and precious win 😝
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Now I know why I got SEG+…so I can ignore the entire game until the very end, and then rewind to watch a rare and precious win 😝
There’s absolutely no way we’re losing our pic to OKC 😂
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There’s absolutely no way we’re losing our pic to OKC 😂
It’s been a lot of fun watching BYU highlights (I don’t watch most college games 🤷♂️) this season. What a fun team. Great time for Cougar basketball fans. 👍
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s been a lot of fun watching BYU highlights (I don’t watch most college games 🤷♂️) this season. What a fun team. Great time for Cougar basketball fans. 👍
In the latest edition of sports results my typical followers probably don’t care about: Not only did Oscar Piastri lose out on an F1 driver championship spot, because Las Vegas points were rescinded for McLaren, he finished in 3rd place after Verstappen. Damn!
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
In the latest edition of sports results my typical followers probably don’t care about: Not only did Oscar Piastri lose out on an F1 driver championship spot, because Las Vegas points were rescinded for McLaren, he finished in 3rd place after Verstappen. Damn!
Why does Collier keep trying to take it to the rim for a block? I mean, that’s when you pass it to somebody right? That’s what he’s been doing for the rest of the season. 🤷♂️🤷♂️
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why does Collier keep trying to take it to the rim for a block? I mean, that’s when you pass it to somebody right? That’s what he’s been doing for the rest of the season. 🤷♂️🤷♂️
The difference between the Utah Jazz at home and the Utah Jazz on the road is stark.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The difference between the Utah Jazz at home and the Utah Jazz on the road is stark.
Who TF is Clowney? Bro gets a sweet call.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Who TF is Clowney? Bro gets a sweet call.
Maybe I’m an ass, but I’m not going to tip you for taking my order at the counter.
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Maybe I’m an ass, but I’m not going to tip you for taking my order at the counter.
Just found that YouTube video on Ryan Smith. Damn, he can play basketball. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just found that YouTube video on Ryan Smith. Damn, he can play basketball. 😂
Sure it’s been said already (but I’m just finishing the game,) for as bad as Keyonte George was last night (so I’m told,) damn!!! What a rebound tonight! 💪
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Sure it’s been said already (but I’m just finishing the game,) for as bad as Keyonte George was last night (so I’m told,) damn!!! What a rebound tonight! 💪
5 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I gambled. 7
The Jazz not winning tonight probably came down to that 97 second 12-0 run from the Rockets.
Lead down to 6.
Lead down to 6.
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
5 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I gambled. 7
The Jazz not winning tonight probably came down to that 97 second 12-0 run from the Rockets.
Lead down to 6.
Lead down to 6.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I gambled. 7
The Jazz not winning tonight probably came down to that 97 second 12-0 run from the Rockets.
Lead down to 6.
Lead down to 6.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Jazz not winning tonight probably came down to that 97 second 12-0 run from the Rockets.
Lead down to 6.
Lead down to 6.
If the only thing good that happened tonight was that block from Ace Bailey? 🤩
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If the only thing good that happened tonight was that block from Ace Bailey? 🤩
Absolutely shitty end to the 3rd by the Jazz giving up 12 points to 0 scores in a little over a minute. At this rate, the Rockets are going to win by 30 again.
Well, 10-0 Rockets run. That’s less fun.
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Absolutely shitty end to the 3rd by the Jazz giving up 12 points to 0 scores in a little over a minute. At this rate, the Rockets are going to win by 30 again.
Holy block Ace!
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Holy block Ace!
Well, 10-0 Rockets run. That’s less fun.
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Well, 10-0 Rockets run. That’s less fun.
Um…maybe subbing Nurk back in this soon was a momentum killer?
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Um…maybe subbing Nurk back in this soon was a momentum killer?
Keyonte seems to have more games where he looks like he’s got it all figured it all out than games where it feels like he regressed to a sophomore in high school. Is that progress?
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Keyonte seems to have more games where he looks like he’s got it all figured it all out than games where it feels like he regressed to a sophomore in high school. Is that progress?
I watched 0 minutes of last night’s game. Of course they were down like 25 already when I noticed it was on. 😂
For some reason this game just seems more worthy of my time 🤷♂️ 😜
For some reason this game just seems more worthy of my time 🤷♂️ 😜
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I watched 0 minutes of last night’s game. Of course they were down like 25 already when I noticed it was on. 😂
For some reason this game just seems more worthy of my time 🤷♂️ 😜
For some reason this game just seems more worthy of my time 🤷♂️ 😜
KEY IS LOCKED IN 🔐
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
KEY IS LOCKED IN 🔐
Filipowski wins the award for most threes missed in the coveted best near-assists category this evening.
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Filipowski wins the award for most threes missed in the coveted best near-assists category this evening.