Jay Tyler
@jaythecakethief.bsky.social
Educator, Film Critic, Austinite. He/Him
The great tragedy of Xitter being down is that all its addicts have nowhere to scream about it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The great tragedy of Xitter being down is that all its addicts have nowhere to scream about it.
The Chicago Bears' special gift thus far this season has been picking apart sub-par defenses, and staying heads up through four quarters. Which makes me feel pretty good about our chances next week against the Giants.
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Chicago Bears' special gift thus far this season has been picking apart sub-par defenses, and staying heads up through four quarters. Which makes me feel pretty good about our chances next week against the Giants.
Me seeing the Raven's injury report:
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me seeing the Raven's injury report:
Beyond what you think of the actual act of it, the optics alone of the current administration literally dismantling the White House feels like too perfect of a bad optics for it to have actually happened. It's such a crazy bad look.
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Beyond what you think of the actual act of it, the optics alone of the current administration literally dismantling the White House feels like too perfect of a bad optics for it to have actually happened. It's such a crazy bad look.
In my first not-a-review in a while, I wrote over on @cinapse.bsky.social about how KPop Demon Hunters is the biggest movie of the year: cinapse.co/2025/10/is-k...
Is KPOP DEMON HUNTERS the Biggest Movie of 2025? - Cinapse
A legitimate out-of-nowhere phenomenon from Netflix and Sony has proven that films still have a place in the monoculture. It has been a strange year for Hollywood. The backbone of the industry for the...
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October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
In my first not-a-review in a while, I wrote over on @cinapse.bsky.social about how KPop Demon Hunters is the biggest movie of the year: cinapse.co/2025/10/is-k...
Look, I am not a ambassador or foreign affairs expert. But safe to say if bombs are being dropped, you can say the ceasefire failed. It isn't "threatened."
October 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Look, I am not a ambassador or foreign affairs expert. But safe to say if bombs are being dropped, you can say the ceasefire failed. It isn't "threatened."
Finally thought on the Unc Bowl for now: it is clear that Aaron Rogers sees the Steelers as a vehicle to write the final chapter of his own legacy, where Flacco is doing what he has done his whole career: being That Dude when a team called on him.
October 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Finally thought on the Unc Bowl for now: it is clear that Aaron Rogers sees the Steelers as a vehicle to write the final chapter of his own legacy, where Flacco is doing what he has done his whole career: being That Dude when a team called on him.
Woke up still thinking about Joe Flacco running a 10-yard bootleg.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Woke up still thinking about Joe Flacco running a 10-yard bootleg.
Football is so great.
October 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Football is so great.
40-year-old Joe Flacco rushing for a ten yard first down for a team he has been on for a week and a half is all timer shit.
October 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
40-year-old Joe Flacco rushing for a ten yard first down for a team he has been on for a week and a half is all timer shit.
He didn't die. He just went back to his home planet. youtu.be/uR0T5jxkMJs?...
Shock Me
YouTube video by KISS - Topic
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October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He didn't die. He just went back to his home planet. youtu.be/uR0T5jxkMJs?...
Still thinking about how the Chicago Bears are both one field goal away from being 5-1, and two field goals away from being 1-5.
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Still thinking about how the Chicago Bears are both one field goal away from being 5-1, and two field goals away from being 1-5.
I don't think Good Fortune is the best comedy film of the year (that is still Naked Gun) but Keanu Reeves as the idiot angel Gabriel might be the best comedic performance of the year. cinapse.co/2025/10/good...
GOOD FORTUNE And Our Wonderful Late-Stage Capitalist Life - Cinapse
Aziz Ansari's riff on a classic formula is grounded by an all-time comedic performance from Keanu Reeves We all know 1946’s It’s a Wonderful Life. It has become the quintessential, accessible magical ...
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October 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I don't think Good Fortune is the best comedy film of the year (that is still Naked Gun) but Keanu Reeves as the idiot angel Gabriel might be the best comedic performance of the year. cinapse.co/2025/10/good...
Every once in a while Trump says something that reveals that whatever horrific things Stephen Miller says in public, the shit he says behind closed doors is somehow worse.
Trump: I want to thank Stephen Miller I would love to have him come up and explain his true feelings. Maybe not his truest feelings. That might be going a little too far
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every once in a while Trump says something that reveals that whatever horrific things Stephen Miller says in public, the shit he says behind closed doors is somehow worse.
Wild ride of a skeet.
Jim Carrey is in talks to star in a live-action 'The Jetsons' movie
Colin Trevorrow is in talks to direct the project
(via Variety)
Colin Trevorrow is in talks to direct the project
(via Variety)
October 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wild ride of a skeet.
Here is how crazy the NFC North is. The Chicago Bears lost their opener with the Vikings by a field goal; if they won that game, they would be 4-1 and in the lead of the division. As is, they are in last place at 3-2.
October 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Here is how crazy the NFC North is. The Chicago Bears lost their opener with the Vikings by a field goal; if they won that game, they would be 4-1 and in the lead of the division. As is, they are in last place at 3-2.
Reposted by Jay Tyler
If you feel like this once-considered sacrilegious remake does belong with the best of the Sawyer/Hewitt family (or belongs in the chili scrap heap out back), send your 200-400 words in via DM, or email me or [email protected]!
Here's also a peek at the other films we're covering! :)
Here's also a peek at the other films we're covering! :)
October 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you feel like this once-considered sacrilegious remake does belong with the best of the Sawyer/Hewitt family (or belongs in the chili scrap heap out back), send your 200-400 words in via DM, or email me or [email protected]!
Here's also a peek at the other films we're covering! :)
Here's also a peek at the other films we're covering! :)
Kathryn Bigelow continues her streak of "films that demand to be seen, and one time will probably do it for most people." cinapse.co/2025/10/a-ho...
A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE Stares Down the Worst Case Scenario - Cinapse
Katheryn Bigelow's latest is an exploration of when you do everything right and everything still goes wrong. I was born in 1984. This means all of my active memories, especially of anything in a socio...
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October 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Kathryn Bigelow continues her streak of "films that demand to be seen, and one time will probably do it for most people." cinapse.co/2025/10/a-ho...
It is always special to get to see a new picture from your favorite filmmaker.
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It is always special to get to see a new picture from your favorite filmmaker.
Finally getting around to reading Joe Klein's Woody Guthrie biography, and still early on in Woody's but it's basically one horrific tragedy after another.
October 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Finally getting around to reading Joe Klein's Woody Guthrie biography, and still early on in Woody's but it's basically one horrific tragedy after another.
The fact BC's post text, headline and sub-head are all the exact same thing has given me endless entertainment. Now that they all have a typo in it is the icing on the cake.
The International Olympic Committee has teame dup with SEGA to bring Sonic the Hedgehog to the Olympics in a new branding campaign. #SonicTheHedgehog #Olympics
The International Olympic Committee has teame dup with SEGA to bring Sonic the Hedgehog to the Olympics in a new branding campaign. #SonicTheHedgehog #Olympics
The International Olympic Committee has teame dup with SEGA to bring Sonic the Hedgehog to the Olympics in a new branding campaign
dlvr.it
October 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The fact BC's post text, headline and sub-head are all the exact same thing has given me endless entertainment. Now that they all have a typo in it is the icing on the cake.
Draft dodging Boomers dying mad that we lost in Vietnam, rather than admitting that getting in proxy wars with Communism was always the mistake.
Trump: "The problem with Vietnam, we, you know, we stopped fighting to win. We would've won easy. We would've won Afghanistan easy. We would've won every war easy. But we got politically correct. 'Oh, let's take it easy.' We're not politically correct anymore, just so you understand."
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Draft dodging Boomers dying mad that we lost in Vietnam, rather than admitting that getting in proxy wars with Communism was always the mistake.
Are the Ravens a bottom five NFL team? Bottom three?
October 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Are the Ravens a bottom five NFL team? Bottom three?
I don't know if I had just missed this was what the shutdown debate was over but apparently the issue at the center is Medicaid subsidies for ER visits for people without citizenship documentation.
October 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don't know if I had just missed this was what the shutdown debate was over but apparently the issue at the center is Medicaid subsidies for ER visits for people without citizenship documentation.