Jayson Cardwell
jaysoncardwell.bsky.social
Jayson Cardwell
@jaysoncardwell.bsky.social
Prospective Chaplain. Seminary student (Bethel Sem). Coffee Lover (addict).Ice Cream Enthusiast. Perpetually tired. Disabled Veteran. Husband. Father. Prolific user of unnecessary periods. Strong opinions on immaterial issues.
At best I think Cain becomes the Temu version of Red Son.
August 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
One is a vampire and one is a ghoul.
July 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
One of the goblins that works at Gringotts in the Harry Potter movies.
July 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My guess is they are recruiting from every airsoft/paintball "battlefield" they come across. You can smell the lack of discipline through the screen.
May 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I am here for it.....as long as the quality matches that of Prey
April 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
While I was walking into my VA hospital today for an appointment I watched as a woman walking out gave your picture, and your bosses picture, the single finger salute. I wanted to give her a high five. Dougy forgets how many vets staff VA hospitals. Name, rank, serial # is all we're trained to give.
April 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You trust character, integrity, and a track record performing tasks and duties consistent with standards. He fails across the board. So.....what exactly are we supposed to grasp on to?
April 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"By September we're going to have rolled some goat bones and then toss darts at a dart board to pick something ludicrous to blame. Scientific evidence? Not necessary, we're going on vibes here and we're attacking a completely made up epidemic with completely made up solutions. Win-win scenario."
April 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Will there be matching jackets like a biker gang? Is there a secret handshake? If so....
a man is peeking through a pair of wooden doors .
ALT: a man is peeking through a pair of wooden doors .
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April 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
At this point I wonder how long before riding shotgun and hunting humans becomes an auction item at fundraising dinners (assuming this hasn't already taken place). Turning cruelty into tourism. Replete with a gift shop, commerative photo, an the option to purchase a custom set of cuffs.
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We will claim victory regardless of what happens and say we planned this all along. We made stocks cheaper for the middle class, we brought the world to heel with our tariffs, or we generated bajillions in revenue, just check our DOGE webpage. Whatever Fox News says we did right.
April 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Maybe she thinks he's a hunting dog....
April 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Watters is more than welcome to be the first to leave the desk and go find a mine or factory to work in. Man up there Jesse and show us how it's done.
April 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM