Slacks
@jayslacks.bsky.social
Just trying to figure it all out. Read my newsletter, the Future Phatness. https://open.substack.com/pub/futurephatness
I ain't paying for that bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I ain't paying for that bullshit.
Did they stop selling them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did they stop selling them.
Dumb corporations realizing poor people can't buy things.
a woman says " i 'm poor remember " in a readyset panic ad
ALT: a woman says " i 'm poor remember " in a readyset panic ad
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dumb corporations realizing poor people can't buy things.
"My girlfriend lives in Canada."
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"My girlfriend lives in Canada."
You didn't like Rogue One?
a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
ALT: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You didn't like Rogue One?
I just love how, collectively, we all know Empire Strikes Back is the best.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I just love how, collectively, we all know Empire Strikes Back is the best.
Back in my day you had to insult people using your own brain. It was crazy.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Back in my day you had to insult people using your own brain. It was crazy.
Just like judges be like, "You served three years and we find you not guilty. You're free to go" like they are doing people a favor.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just like judges be like, "You served three years and we find you not guilty. You're free to go" like they are doing people a favor.
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I'm making double that and looking for a house and... well... look, you might want to sit down because I have news that's not great...
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm making double that and looking for a house and... well... look, you might want to sit down because I have news that's not great...
I love commercials and this one is brilliant.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I love commercials and this one is brilliant.
I'm making over 100K a year for the first time in my life and I can't even buy a fucking house. What the fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm making over 100K a year for the first time in my life and I can't even buy a fucking house. What the fuck.