I feel like Amazon could have skipped a step here.
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I feel like Amazon could have skipped a step here.
Okay, hear me out…human centipede Thanksgiving Day parade to save time.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Okay, hear me out…human centipede Thanksgiving Day parade to save time.
Post a movie where you are from.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Post a movie where you are from.
“Just take me home, dude. I’m fucking tired.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Just take me home, dude. I’m fucking tired.”
Five years I dodged this shit. 🙄
September 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Five years I dodged this shit. 🙄
Grimace is an anthropomorphic buttplug.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
September 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Grimace is an anthropomorphic buttplug.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
*wakes up*
*clicks “Yes”*
*goes right back to sleep*
*clicks “Yes”*
*goes right back to sleep*
September 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
*wakes up*
*clicks “Yes”*
*goes right back to sleep*
*clicks “Yes”*
*goes right back to sleep*
They say through the 19th. They’re passing right over my goddamn house about every 20 minutes.
September 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
They say through the 19th. They’re passing right over my goddamn house about every 20 minutes.
*has the entire world’s history and collective knowledge at his fingertips*
Me:
Me:
September 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
*has the entire world’s history and collective knowledge at his fingertips*
Me:
Me:
Why hast thou forsaken me?
August 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Why hast thou forsaken me?
This little asshole hooks his toenails across the bridge of my nose to wake me up every morning. Every. Fucking. Morning.
July 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This little asshole hooks his toenails across the bridge of my nose to wake me up every morning. Every. Fucking. Morning.
Left my remote on the other end of my coffee table. Send help.
July 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Left my remote on the other end of my coffee table. Send help.
A WaWa is about the size of Buc-ee’s candy section.
This is their jerky counter.
This is their jerky counter.
July 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A WaWa is about the size of Buc-ee’s candy section.
This is their jerky counter.
This is their jerky counter.
My dude wants y’all to know there’s some crazy shit happening outside tonight.
July 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My dude wants y’all to know there’s some crazy shit happening outside tonight.
Think I know the one on the right.😉
May 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Think I know the one on the right.😉
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
May 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
“I think we should see other people.”
March 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“I think we should see other people.”