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Jay Kaplan
@jaykaplan.bsky.social
St. Petersburg, FL

Guitar player in @zerobabiesfl.bsky.social

Never trust a man in a blue trench-coat,
Never drive a car when you’re dead
Someday my body will understand that I don’t need to be awake at 6am on days I don’t work. Today is not that day.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Bolts just stole 2 points from Edmonton. Thanks, Vasy!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Welcome back Nick Paul!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
In related news, fuck the U.S. Coast Guard
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reposted by Jay Kaplan
When "I won't vote for somebody who doesn't support trans people" is considered a hostage taking purity test

but "I won't vote for somebody who DOES support trans people" is NOT considered a hostage-taking purity test

then we aren't against hostage taking, we're just choosing our preferred hostage
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Curious why @npr refers to the Venezuelan president as “authoritarian leader Nicolas Maduro” while calling the US leader “president trump.”

If you’re going to editorialize about one person in a story…
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Hell of a night for G-Money, and still 12 minutes to play!
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
G-Money gets the scoring started!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
GOAL: Guentzel on the breakaway, it's 1-0 #GoBolts
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Let’s do that hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So when the DOJ-sanitized version of the files come out and there are still no consequences for potus, all those folks diminishing every last fascist policy as just a distraction are going to need to explain to the rest of us why the fascist shit is still happening.
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why is the press playing along with the charade that the congressional vote on the Epstein files matters? Trump has the authority to release the files by decree. The only question he should be asked until he does so is why hasn’t he done so yet.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reposted by Jay Kaplan
What the Israeli government is doing in Gaza is fucking evil and abhorrent, one of the worst crimes against humanity of this century.

And that has *nothing* to do with the perpetrators being Jewish, and everything to do with them being far-right ethnonationalist murdering monsters.
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Fuck peaceful once-a-month weekend afternoon protests. Fuck waiting for midterm elections that may never come.

Change is only coming if we shut the fucking economy down entirely.

If we can’t get a general strike together, we sure as shit can’t accomplish the only other workable option here
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This did not go as I’d hoped. 🙄
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Almost hockey time!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sauron’s Diaries Reveal a Lost Mordor
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Had a fantastic band practice this afternoon. Worked our way through several new songs of mine and I couldn’t be happier with what my bandmates brought to them. Less than a month to the next show, and I cannot wait!
🙏🤘🎸
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by Jay Kaplan
It costs nothing for you to share this.

For every dollar you donate to your local food pantry you’ll be providing up to 10 meals to families in need this holiday season.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Band practice in a couple hours. Getting my head in the right space with a longtime favorite track that has recently been very much influencing my playing.

Vishwa Mohan Bhatt - Vaisnava Bhajan
Vaisnava Bhajan
YouTube video by Vishwa Mohan Bhatt - Topic
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Who’s surprised at my answer? Pay attention, folks. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Good evening and happy weekend, y’all.🙏
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Which journalist has the courage to ask Bill Clinton if Trump swallowed?
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reposted by Jay Kaplan
What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you don’t call a female doctor a doctress, there’s no reason to call a female actor an actress. It’s the same fucking job regardless of the gender of the person performing it, we don’t need a separate word.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Megyn Kelly has teenage daughters. Either she offers them up right now for Trump to fuck, or she’s just another hypocritical piece of shit enabler.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM