Somehow I’d never seen that. But I have known plenty of Steves…

Did she give any preparation tips?

Is there a medication that can bring back self awareness? I miss it.

TDS = The Daily Show.

A Comedy Central joint.

New mailroom hire: That’s tight.

The amount of disgust they have for a functioning foreign policy (therefore national security) is endlessly alarming.

Nah, Wilson was like, “You guys heard about Verdun?!”

“BAILEY BAUMBICK KNEW she wanted to serve her country when she graduated from Notre Dame in 2021. Ms. Baumbick, a 26-year-old from Novi, Mich., didn't enlist in the military, however. She enrolled in business school at the University of California, Berkeley.”

Motherfucking what?

This happened to me on Threads. Bizarre.

Doggie, dappled.

He doesn’t seem to be on BlueSky (or @newyorker.com doesn’t follow him), so I can’t ask….)

The only people who think the 25th is an option are people who have never read the 25th.

Which, distressingly, seems to be many, many people.

The dogwood’s a tree and a flower.

We’re doing the “I have Mike Johnson’s Grindr account and IP address” thing again, I see.