JayGogh
@jaygogh.bsky.social
Bench warmer, Team Mediocre
📍Tokyo, Japanistan.
📍Tokyo, Japanistan.
Kids now will never understand how uncertain the sentence, “I hate that motherfucker” could be. Because these days when you hear somebody say that, you know exactly who they’re talking about.
December 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Kids now will never understand how uncertain the sentence, “I hate that motherfucker” could be. Because these days when you hear somebody say that, you know exactly who they’re talking about.
Holy shit, Rachel Maddow is 5’11?
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Holy shit, Rachel Maddow is 5’11?
Casey Kasem? You brought ‘em.
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Casey Kasem? You brought ‘em.
Just watched “Shampoo” for the second time – at least a decade after the first. This, from Ebert, is spot-on:
Filmsky 📽️
Filmsky 📽️
December 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Just watched “Shampoo” for the second time – at least a decade after the first. This, from Ebert, is spot-on:
Filmsky 📽️
Filmsky 📽️
I had no idea this many people liked Paul Dano – or know who he is.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I had no idea this many people liked Paul Dano – or know who he is.
I have no idea what this sentence (beginning with “Still”) – by Alex Ross, in “The New Yorker” – means. Taken literally, yes, of course; taken figuratively… okay?
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I have no idea what this sentence (beginning with “Still”) – by Alex Ross, in “The New Yorker” – means. Taken literally, yes, of course; taken figuratively… okay?
At the gym this morning, I realized the only other two people there were also whites. Felt like we were in a Riefenstahl documentary, so I showered and went home.
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
At the gym this morning, I realized the only other two people there were also whites. Felt like we were in a Riefenstahl documentary, so I showered and went home.
Watched episode 1 of “Pluribus”. So… zombies.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Watched episode 1 of “Pluribus”. So… zombies.
Ginkgos have the lowest floor and highest ceiling of any tree. Their fruit smells like shit, but when their leaves turned golden, they’re magical.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ginkgos have the lowest floor and highest ceiling of any tree. Their fruit smells like shit, but when their leaves turned golden, they’re magical.
Consider joining my Patreon.
Consider joining my Patreon.
Not to bring up old news, but I never saw it mentioned that a pee tape is (potentially) so much less damaging than photos of Trump blowing a guy.
And Trump is super adamant that there’s no pee tape….
And Trump is super adamant that there’s no pee tape….
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Not to bring up old news, but I never saw it mentioned that a pee tape is (potentially) so much less damaging than photos of Trump blowing a guy.
And Trump is super adamant that there’s no pee tape….
And Trump is super adamant that there’s no pee tape….
“Whoop(ing Cough), There It Is”
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“Whoop(ing Cough), There It Is”
I love how grumpy this is.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love how grumpy this is.
The holiday alphabet goes ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Noel.
Noel.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The holiday alphabet goes ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Noel.
Noel.
In the final analysis, she should’ve acquiesced and gone to rehab.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
In the final analysis, she should’ve acquiesced and gone to rehab.
Aggressive start by the computer.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Aggressive start by the computer.
This Chinese-style spoon is sus.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This Chinese-style spoon is sus.
Snowbaby‘s first dick-scarf.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Snowbaby‘s first dick-scarf.
Æthelhere implies the existence of Æthelthere.
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Æthelhere implies the existence of Æthelthere.
The world is leaving me behind, I guess, ’cause holy hell, this is purt near to nonsense.
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The world is leaving me behind, I guess, ’cause holy hell, this is purt near to nonsense.
Was it all guys named Bubba or just the one?
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Was it all guys named Bubba or just the one?
Ohtani. Unanimous MVP.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ohtani. Unanimous MVP.
It’s Tippecanoe and Tyler Junior to you.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
It’s Tippecanoe and Tyler Junior to you.
Republicans have a great election and we hear about it for months as they try to do whatever they want.
Democrats cave less than a week after theirs.
Democrats cave less than a week after theirs.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Republicans have a great election and we hear about it for months as they try to do whatever they want.
Democrats cave less than a week after theirs.
Democrats cave less than a week after theirs.
I’m skipping all the middlemen and just listening to straight click tracks.
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I’m skipping all the middlemen and just listening to straight click tracks.