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Jay
@jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
Pseudonymous Chicago guy.
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Been thinking about the lies I used to tell myself and believed.

I was in a religious group in college despite not being religious before or after that time. In hindsight, I was never really a believer and was deluding myself to fit in somewhere where making friends is hard.
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't see many ads these days, but I'm staying in a hotel for a work trip and flicked on the TV for just long enough to learn that they're all like "Please tie your personality to our truck brand. Look how cool a 'chevy person' is." Do these even work? Is this necessary for them to sell trucks?
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Working at a tech company right now sucks so much ass. They're putting my utilization of AI into my performance achievement goals. They can't think of any good use cases, so now they're making it my problem to find them.
February 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Gonna ask the Climate Change Weasel (tm) for help with my taxes.
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I think we gotta brand these people with hot iron so as to easily ostracise them in the future.
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by Jay
when you say you hate all men you don’t mean me right 😃
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I resent the concept for common sense. I think it's a myth used to encourage intellectual laziness.
February 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Maybe this time Musk will finally do it.
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I just hope I live to see a day where we get to hunt these freaks in the streets like diseased animals.
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Starting an "AI" company that makes AI agents to play the AI games so gamers have time to watch their AI best friend fuck their AI wife.
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI

➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...

#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Guy who does ice watch so he gets put on a no fly list to avoid his in-laws who live across the country.
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Made a pour-over coffee so strong the first couple sips sent me straight to the bathroom to lose 2 lbs.
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Any bipartisanship with the Nazis 2.0 makes you a Nazi. Chuck Schumer needs to be thrown in a hole with the rest of them.
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 AM
So anything that claims to give you a "sleep score" is bullshit, right?
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I'm now fully off the SNRI and DNRI I was on for depression and anxiety. Kinda a bad time to be trying to find a new baseline because it's hard to tell if the crushing tightness in my chest is general anxiety or all the death, suffering, and fascism.
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Kicking some shitheads vehicle is good actually.
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Look at my opposition party dawg I'm going to the camps.
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Big & Tall clothing stores are really heavy on the Big part but the Tall part is a lie.

You're telling me 6'5", 230 lbs isn't a body type you sell clothing for at the store called "BIG AND TALL" !? I just want some clothes that fucking fit, man.
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Members of the Shit Eating club are now eating shit to break out of their dietary bubble.
these people seem like idiots
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by Jay
To the Editorial Board: You don't need to share their political views to be happy for them?
January 27, 2026 at 2:37 PM
My minimalism was just a trauma response to my parents messiness. Turns out, I actually like having things.
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Flatpak > Snap

I kinda hate Snap tbh, don't make me use it.
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
R.I.P. Neanderthals. You guys woulda loved football.
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 AM
You can just buy keys that will put elevators in independent operating mode. Nobody is stopping you from seizing the elevators.
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 AM
If they developed consciences they would be crushed under the weight of their own depravity (sad)
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM