Jax
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Jax
@jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social
I own like 6 cars and none of 'em are mine.
I don’t see why not
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You cannot be serious
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I like how turning off Darkness Effects on Bedrock has the side effect of just giving you the night vision effect upon entering water
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Homophobic New Leaf Mabel my beloved
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Dumb bitch
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What about no nipples cuz dragon
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This cat refuses to use his head to push things so have fun watching him pathetically fail at using the cat door.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yea but this also works
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Close enough.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Female Animal Crossing New Horizons players when they need to make their character:
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I feel like they added this to every single game on the 3DS solely because of the Wild World bricking problem lmao.

Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
…? Tf is this evil ass discordant tune bro
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Oh my god this was whiplash I forgot I even did this.

I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bro if you don’t close your menu right now I will swallow you
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How it feels to keep using my axe on leaves when chopping down trees (I am pointlessly wasting it’s durability):
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
?????????
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
can i help you
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
:(
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’m getting to that prostate one way or another
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Idk what I expected like yea Ig the pockets would be awkwardly sliced on the sides
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM