Jax
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I own like 6 cars and none of 'em are mine.
"Are there any fun new indie games to play in 2025?"
"We have cozy games and friendslop"
"We have cozy games and friendslop"
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"Are there any fun new indie games to play in 2025?"
"We have cozy games and friendslop"
"We have cozy games and friendslop"
You cannot be serious
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You cannot be serious
I like how turning off Darkness Effects on Bedrock has the side effect of just giving you the night vision effect upon entering water
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I like how turning off Darkness Effects on Bedrock has the side effect of just giving you the night vision effect upon entering water
Dark Oak forests are great if you like walking in a forest and suddenly getting shot in the face
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dark Oak forests are great if you like walking in a forest and suddenly getting shot in the face
I keep getting into games not a soul cares about and it deadass makes me wanna kms
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I keep getting into games not a soul cares about and it deadass makes me wanna kms
Homophobic New Leaf Mabel my beloved
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Homophobic New Leaf Mabel my beloved
>Hovering over a video that looks interesting.
>Video starts autoplaying a bit
>Word by word captions
>Don’t even need audio to know what the narrator’s tone of voice sounds like.
>I am no longer interested in the video.
It’s just that shrimple!
>Video starts autoplaying a bit
>Word by word captions
>Don’t even need audio to know what the narrator’s tone of voice sounds like.
>I am no longer interested in the video.
It’s just that shrimple!
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
>Hovering over a video that looks interesting.
>Video starts autoplaying a bit
>Word by word captions
>Don’t even need audio to know what the narrator’s tone of voice sounds like.
>I am no longer interested in the video.
It’s just that shrimple!
>Video starts autoplaying a bit
>Word by word captions
>Don’t even need audio to know what the narrator’s tone of voice sounds like.
>I am no longer interested in the video.
It’s just that shrimple!
My favorite thing about Nintendo Music is they do genuinely put like, every single stinger or musical sound effect you would ever need in there.
Like does anyone need the Tortimer Island “Tour Finished” sound that is 2 whole notes? No but it’s there!
Like does anyone need the Tortimer Island “Tour Finished” sound that is 2 whole notes? No but it’s there!
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My favorite thing about Nintendo Music is they do genuinely put like, every single stinger or musical sound effect you would ever need in there.
Like does anyone need the Tortimer Island “Tour Finished” sound that is 2 whole notes? No but it’s there!
Like does anyone need the Tortimer Island “Tour Finished” sound that is 2 whole notes? No but it’s there!
This cat refuses to use his head to push things so have fun watching him pathetically fail at using the cat door.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This cat refuses to use his head to push things so have fun watching him pathetically fail at using the cat door.
The pedometer in my 3DS must be like giga fucked up cuz I’ll get like 50 steps if I just close my 3DS and like, move it slightly.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The pedometer in my 3DS must be like giga fucked up cuz I’ll get like 50 steps if I just close my 3DS and like, move it slightly.
Did anyone ever actually use the Wii Jackets
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Did anyone ever actually use the Wii Jackets
Female Animal Crossing New Horizons players when they need to make their character:
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Female Animal Crossing New Horizons players when they need to make their character:
I feel like they added this to every single game on the 3DS solely because of the Wild World bricking problem lmao.
Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I feel like they added this to every single game on the 3DS solely because of the Wild World bricking problem lmao.
Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
What’s wrong babe? Never held ABYX on startup of any first party Nintendo 3DS game?
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What’s wrong babe? Never held ABYX on startup of any first party Nintendo 3DS game?
I like how this has SMB1, SMB3, *and* SMW in it despite it playing for like, 10 seconds max.
Loading Chime - New Super Mario Bros. 2
YouTube video by David's OSTs
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I like how this has SMB1, SMB3, *and* SMW in it despite it playing for like, 10 seconds max.
…? Tf is this evil ass discordant tune bro
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
…? Tf is this evil ass discordant tune bro
Oh my god this was whiplash I forgot I even did this.
I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh my god this was whiplash I forgot I even did this.
I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
I’m surprised how cheap the red Wii remote and nunchuck are given I’m pretty sure these were limited edition?
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’m surprised how cheap the red Wii remote and nunchuck are given I’m pretty sure these were limited edition?
My “how long I’m willing to wait for a commission” timer is interestingly enough the exact amount of time I have to initiate a chargeback on PayPal.
Like I’m patient, but I’m not that patient 💀
Like I’m patient, but I’m not that patient 💀
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My “how long I’m willing to wait for a commission” timer is interestingly enough the exact amount of time I have to initiate a chargeback on PayPal.
Like I’m patient, but I’m not that patient 💀
Like I’m patient, but I’m not that patient 💀
Bro if you don’t close your menu right now I will swallow you
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bro if you don’t close your menu right now I will swallow you
How it feels to keep using my axe on leaves when chopping down trees (I am pointlessly wasting it’s durability):
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
How it feels to keep using my axe on leaves when chopping down trees (I am pointlessly wasting it’s durability):
